Atleast the dude gets it, fake boobs and thin.

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Does it feel like the world woke up one day in 2020 and decided to just find everything enjoyable about life and outlaw it?

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No, some of us have seen this coming since the early 90's when political correctness started becoming a thing. It was around then that we also realized the majority of America's population consists of weak-minded sheep.

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Tom Doniphon said:

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Gonna go ahead and save this with the way things oughta be

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Elle Macpherson (and her Aussie accent) is the hottest woman that ever lived. Prove me wrong!

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Monica Bellucci and her Italian accent say hi!

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Wait! What?!? That photo of Monica Bellucci is filtered out but not the photos in the OP?????

What is wrong with this world?

Why buy SI when I can see this at any beach or pool for free?

dmart90 said:

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YouBet said:

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txags92 said:

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Tom Doniphon said:

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Gonna go ahead and save this with the way things oughta be

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Elle Macpherson (and her Aussie accent) is the hottest woman that ever lived. Prove me wrong!

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Monica Bellucci and her Italian accent say hi!

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Wait! What?!? That photo of Monica Bellucci is filtered out but not the photos in the OP?????

What is wrong with this world?

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Not filtered for me

Texarkanaag69 said:

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Wonder if any of them can swim?

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Shark week has returned. Who knew whales and seals would be so popular.

Guess they subscribe to "Thicc thighs saves lives"?

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dmart90 said:

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YouBet said:

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txags92 said:

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Tom Doniphon said:

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Gonna go ahead and save this with the way things oughta be

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Elle Macpherson (and her Aussie accent) is the hottest woman that ever lived. Prove me wrong!

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Monica Bellucci and her Italian accent say hi!

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Wait! What?!? That photo of Monica Bellucci is filtered out but not the photos in the OP?????

What is wrong with this world?

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Not filtered for me

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It was, then it wasn't. Weird, but my still outrage feels justified.

YouBet said:

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txags92 said:

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Tom Doniphon said:

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Gonna go ahead and save this with the way things oughta be

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Elle Macpherson (and her Aussie accent) is the hottest woman that ever lived. Prove me wrong!

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Monica Bellucci and her Italian accent say hi!

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She can say whatever she wants to me. Dear sweet baby Jesus...

Medical Emergency. I need directions STAT to the nearest vomitorium !!

Hey! Something smells good
What's cookin'?
I'm living in a fat-obsessed society
Everywhere I go people wanna follow me
When I'm at the party people shout
They wanna get to know me cause I stand out
I'm obese but I'm oh-so-cool
And I graduated from Fat-Cat school
Roly-poly I shake like Jell-O
But it doesn't bother me because I know
There's only one Big Cat in town
So naturally I throw a little weight around
Heavy-Duty but I'm still a cutie
I overeat cause it's my duty
So pass the pasta, the cream puffs, too
Two hundred that is, here's one for you
Talk, if you wanna call me this or that
But I'm large-and in-charge and that's where's at
Yeahgonna get me some food
Fatthat's where it's at
Fatthat's where it's at
Why should I lose weight? I feel great
I never felt better till I overate
I often think back when I was young
I used to be ostracized by some
They used to give me down and uptight
Because all the clothes I wore were too tight
I tried all the diets, even Jenny Craig
But I couldn't escape those fried chicken legs
Wherever there was food it used to call my name
The years went by and I gained and gained
But now I've learned to live with my chub
And that just means there more of me to love
I have this plump but I just don't care
When you've got me, who needs a dumb teddy bear?
Call me this or you can call me that
But I'll tell you again, fat's where it's at
YeahI gots to find me a grocery store
Fatthat's where it's at
Fatthat's where it's at (I'm a ton full of fun)
Fatoh yeah, that's where it's at (king size)
Fatthat's where it's at
Just call me Big Daddy
Fatthat's where it's at (ask any large person)
Fatthat's where it's at
Fatthat's where it's at (heavy duty)
Fatthat's where it's at (sing it with me now)
Ahh fatthat's where it's at
Fatthat's where it's at

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txags92 said:

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Gonna go ahead and save this with the way things oughta be

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Elle Macpherson (and her Aussie accent) is the hottest woman that ever lived. Prove me wrong!

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I've started doing some historical research but am unable to disprove your thesis. Back to my research.

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You need two free hands if you want to complete your research.

I prefer some meat on the bone, don't like no muscle woman, like my ladies soft.

I like my women, like I like my chicken. With a little bit of fat on the end. Not too much, not too little. Just enough to make me grin.

Those mattresses with the a/c built in were made for gals of this size.

Wow
I remember being envious of Christie Brinkley's SI covers......

I like my women like Obama voted on tough bills: Present.

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Jeez, I remember that issue. One of the hottest things at that time for a teenage boy.

My guess. SI's days are numbered and it's management knows it. This is their attempt to impress their peers before they inevitably go looking for a job soon.

In before someone PhotoShops Ketch onto an SI cover.

I have a question: How come there are no overweight guys in the issue? Real or pretend?

Being with those fat tubs of goo would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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Gonna go ahead and save this with the way things oughta be

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There was a "behind the scenes" video about this particular photo shoot.

Discovered quite a bit about myself that summer.

So liberalism has destroyed San Francisco, Seattle, New York City, and now the SI swimsuit issue?

Oy vey.

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I like my women, like I like my chicken. With a little bit of fat on the end. Not too much, not too little. Just enough to make me grin.

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When I see a little bitty woman walking down the street, she's skinny. Not my cup of tea. Not my cup of tea.

Titties and beer is a better song.

Ever since the "hub" became a thing the need for these swimsuit magazines has declined

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Being with those fat tubs of goo would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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True story. A doctor friend of mine had a morbidly obese patient and she couldn't help but ask her how sex was accomplished. I think the conversation evolved to that point and wasn't out of the blue. Don't recall.

Anyway, the patient told her that she would get a broom handle, work it up under her belly, and then fall backwards onto the bed using the broom handle as a mechanism to pull the fat up as she was falling. All to expose her privates and grant access.

some rich lib will buy a few million just to make a point.

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Tom Doniphon said:

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Gonna go ahead and save this with the way things oughta be

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There was a "behind the scenes" video about this particular photo shoot.

Discovered quite a bit about myself that summer.

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"What's a Wanker, Dad?"

"Son, it's just a man who likes to be alone with his thoughts."

(Hat Tip to Ted Lasso)

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dermdoc said:

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So liberalism has destroyed San Francisco, Seattle, New York City, and now the SI swimsuit issue?

Oy vey.

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White flight destroyed those cities. You can blame some whites if you want but the truth is the Republicans ran when the riots started.

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So who started the riots?

White flight didn't destroy those cities. That's a complete lie.