Auditioning to be next LSU coach

It's a stutter, you racists!!!1

Biden to what is presumably a climate protester in the audience:

"No more drilling. There is no more drilling. I haven't formed any new drilling." pic.twitter.com/mXBB2Kn1j6

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) November 7, 2022

81-million

still holding a mic even though the podium is mic'd up. trying to prevent him from shaking

TexasAggie_02 said:

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still holding a mic even though the podium is mic'd up. trying to prevent him from shaking

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yep

like his townhall last year where he stood like the great Cornholio for 10 minutes

Biden/Fetterman 2024 pic.twitter.com/lzjgUwe83y

— Hodgetwins (@hodgetwins) November 11, 2022

Potatus has no idea where he is...

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-mistakenly-thanks-colombia-hosting-asean-summit-cambodia

"Biden mistakenly thanks Colombia for hosting ASEAN summit in Cambodia

President Biden has now twice referred to Association of Southeast Asian Nations summit host Cambodia as Colombia, including Saturday during remarks opening the talks.

"It was an honor to host at the White House in May, and now that we are back together in Cambodia," Biden said as he opened the talks. "I look forward to building even stronger progress than we've already made. I want to thank the prime minister for Colombia's leadership as ASEAN chair."

This mirrored an earlier gaffe made just before departing for the meeting in which he told the press he was "heading over to Colombia" before correcting himself."

BIDEN: "Um.... uh... having trouble reading this"

pic.twitter.com/KfkC7z1vZx

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) November 14, 2022

BIDEN: "I'm happy to take questions, and I'm told there are going to be four questioners." pic.twitter.com/xjgxukdE91

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) November 14, 2022

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Joe Biden says GM is going all electric by 3035. Big, if true. Question, have you ever heard anyone misspeak by a thousand years? I haven’t. This dude is not well. He says things that no person with a functional brain would say daily now. pic.twitter.com/I5jhvH2jjQ

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) November 4, 2022

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Thank god, i wont have a 60k compact car forced down my throat now.

Joe is in some ways tired...

President Biden is missing the G-20 leaders dinner because he needs some rest https://t.co/MuXB7uM6Iu

— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) November 15, 2022

Nap time!

President @JoeBiden skips G-20 gala, White House says 'it's not COVID' https://t.co/kZ9ATGvt3D

— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) November 15, 2022

🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/Z7HzSxDp6k

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) December 1, 2022

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🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/Z7HzSxDp6k

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) December 1, 2022

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what a ****ing joke. can't believe the media around the entire world just continue to ignore how senile America's puppet president is.

Wow! Dudes lost!

Translation: Uncle Sleepy Joe wasn’t running the country. I’m still in charge behind the scenes. https://t.co/CSIQRqvZDX

— Lori Deers🇺🇸 (@Liana53160) December 2, 2022

Biden: "It will construct a second lab in Phoenix to build chips, three nanochips, three nanochip, chips that are three nano anyway you know what I'm saying. Nano Nono, I don't know."pic.twitter.com/GtYGYrzYYr

— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) December 6, 2022

Adding this to pepaw's greatest hits thread. From u/Marathon on another thread.

Top 10 greatest hits?

Falling down the stairs of AF1

Easter bunny distracts pepaw.

Pepaw falls asleep at the UN

Pepaw rips ass at UK state dinner

Pepaw says racist **** (pick one}

Pepaw shouts out dead person in audience

Pepaw sniffs another kid.

Pepaw yells 'go get 'em!' after state of the union

Emperor palpatine speech

Pepaw and Dr. jill fight on open line to the today show.

Pepaw shakes hands with nobody.

Pepaw falls off a bike

What else you got?

Nano technology is new addition to top 5 Pepaw moments.

Pepaw shout out to dead Congress woman.
Easter Bunny is my favorite.
Getting lost from helicopter to White House entrance despite Secret Service agent pointing the way.
Joe aimlessly wandering around during a State dinner while hundreds of people ignore him.

Surprised he didn't say nacho chips

How about all the sheep in the audience that laugh. I detest them

https://dailycaller.com/2022/12/06/more-important-things-biden-border-arizona-mexico-chips-taiwan/

President Joe Biden told reporters that he's not planning to visit the southern border "because there are more important things going on."

A reporter asked the president Tuesday at the White House why he was traveling to Arizona with no plans of visiting the border.

"Because there are more important things going on. They're going to invest billions of dollars in the new enterprise in the state," Biden responded, referencing a Taiwanese investment in the manufacturing of chips in Phoenix, Arizona.

They cut off the mic before he finished his sentence "and they have great ice cream in Arizona." Then he tried to say dessert 5 times and it came out desert. Maybe all those illegals will help build these nono-nano-taco chips.

What has peepaw not already done?

What's he got left?

Theres nothing that left that pepaw could do that would raise an eyebrow.

He could grab a kids titty.

He could fall down and break his leg and end up in a boot.

He could say the N word at a live event.

He could get aggressive with Doc Jill.

He could sexually harass someone on camera.

He could pass out at the podium.

Could slip out the white house and they send a silver alert to everybody's phone at 2am.

What is left?

Tell me.

They just need less than 60 days from him.

That's it.

Wonder if Pepaw got a short timer's chain.

BIDEN: "Which way do we go?" pic.twitter.com/KgvpxvsbQz

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) December 12, 2022

A whole 19 seconds without sniffing that little girl-- good job Joe!

Is that little girl his handler now?

RAB91 said:

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BIDEN: "Which way do we go?" pic.twitter.com/KgvpxvsbQz

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) December 12, 2022

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I guess the plan moving forward is to use cute little girls to lead him around like a puppy dog. That way, they can just say, "see how cute they are. Uncle Joe is just playing with them."

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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Biden: "It will construct a second lab in Phoenix to build chips, three nanochips, three nanochip, chips that are three nano anyway you know what I'm saying. Nano Nono, I don't know."pic.twitter.com/GtYGYrzYYr

— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) December 6, 2022

Adding this to pepaw's greatest hits thread. From u/Marathon on another thread.

Top 10 greatest hits?

Falling down the stairs of AF1

Easter bunny distracts pepaw.

Pepaw falls asleep at the UN

Pepaw rips ass at UK state dinner

Pepaw says racist **** (pick one}

Pepaw shouts out dead person in audience

Pepaw sniffs another kid.

Pepaw yells 'go get 'em!' after state of the union

Emperor palpatine speech

Pepaw and Dr. jill fight on open line to the today show.

Pepaw shakes hands with nobody.

Pepaw falls off a bike

What else you got?

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How could you forget about Biden saying lets go brandon lol!

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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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Biden: "It will construct a second lab in Phoenix to build chips, three nanochips, three nanochip, chips that are three nano anyway you know what I'm saying. Nano Nono, I don't know."pic.twitter.com/GtYGYrzYYr

— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) December 6, 2022

Adding this to pepaw's greatest hits thread. From u/Marathon on another thread.

Top 10 greatest hits?

Falling down the stairs of AF1

Easter bunny distracts pepaw.

Pepaw falls asleep at the UN

Pepaw rips ass at UK state dinner

Pepaw says racist **** (pick one}

Pepaw shouts out dead person in audience

Pepaw sniffs another kid.

Pepaw yells 'go get 'em!' after state of the union

Emperor palpatine speech

Pepaw and Dr. jill fight on open line to the today show.

Pepaw shakes hands with nobody.

Pepaw falls off a bike

What else you got?

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How could you forget about Biden saying lets go brandon lol!

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Jill's face at the end is great. Hope she's miserable everyday.

DallasAg 94 said:

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I guess the plan moving forward is to use cute little girls to lead him around like a puppy dog. That way, they can just say, "see how cute they are. Uncle Joe is just playing with them."

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He will chase them, looking to sniff and grope, like a border collie after a tennis ball