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oh no said:

It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven
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The use of the icon and arrow was invented in 1986 by Jim Moylan, a designer for Ford Motor Company. After he proposed the idea, the 1989 Ford Escort and Mercury Tracer were the first vehicles to see it implemented. Other automotive companies noticed the addition and began to incorporate it into their own fuel gauges.
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Biz Ag said:

And for today's Vice Presidential Brain Fart, I give you:



Never change, Kamala. Never. Change.
She can't even blame it on dementia. She's clear evidence that the VP pick in any given Presidential race doesn't amount to sh*t.
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CanyonAg77 said:

oh no said:

It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven
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The use of the icon and arrow was invented in 1986 by Jim Moylan, a designer for Ford Motor Company. After he proposed the idea, the 1989 Ford Escort and Mercury Tracer were the first vehicles to see it implemented. Other automotive companies noticed the addition and began to incorporate it into their own fuel gauges.

my apologies. I failed to realize how old some of you are when I posted that.
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oh no said:

CanyonAg77 said:

oh no said:

It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven
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The use of the icon and arrow was invented in 1986 by Jim Moylan, a designer for Ford Motor Company. After he proposed the idea, the 1989 Ford Escort and Mercury Tracer were the first vehicles to see it implemented. Other automotive companies noticed the addition and began to incorporate it into their own fuel gauges.

my apologies. I failed to realize how old some of you are when I posted that.

You also failed to take into account that not everyone has to have the newest car on the block, and some others have classic/antique cars.
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My apologies to you too, then, humble bragger

(I'm actually looking into an early 80's truck right now)
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Should have patented it and make the other companies pay
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hunter2012 said:

Biz Ag said:

And for today's Vice Presidential Brain Fart, I give you:



Never change, Kamala. Never. Change.
She can't even blame it on dementia. She's clear evidence that the VP pick in any given Presidential race doesn't amount to sh*t.
Every day I'm astounded at how dumb this woman truly is. Not only does she say various words that hardly make any sense constantly, she doesn't know what the hell she's doing. And she still has not visited the border other than a photo op near California. Vile, incompetent woman.
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oh no said:

Everyone, make sure to show your kids the little arrow on all fuel gauges so they never embarrass themselves in a rental car or when driving someone else's vehicle:


You know they didn't have these when I first started driving in 1982 and I think it was years before I ever even noticed one of them.
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BuddysBud said:

oh no said:

Everyone, make sure to show your kids the little arrow on all fuel gauges so they never embarrass themselves in a rental car or when driving someone else's vehicle:




The need for this arrow is silly. The gas cap should always be on the diver's side. Everyone pulls to the right side of the pump, as God intended, and leaves in an orderly manner.

The gas cap on the left makes no sense.

Having some models on the left and some on the right is just intended to cause chaos at the gas station.
I've had my current SUV since 2016. Before that I had a 1998, 2007 SUVs. Those two had the gas on the driver side and this one has it on the passenger side. Honestly can't remember before that but I think all my other cars had it on the driver side as well. But it took me a while to keep remembering it was on the passenger side when I first got it. I'll pull in and start to get out and be like oh damn, but I never tried to do what she did. Or pull it over the car.
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And then there was the '55 Chevy Bel Aire that stuck the gas cap behind the taillight. I think there were Cadillacs that did this too.
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Good one.
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Good Grief.

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Ag with kids said:

oh no said:

It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven
I'm an old.

They didn't have those on any of the first few cars I had or drove (1980 Pontiac Sunbird, 1970 Plymouth Duster, 1972 MG Midget, 1972 IH 1110)...
I had an 1962 MGA Mk2 II I painted white and installed red seat covers. I was a senior in high school and paid $400 from funds working as a gas station attendant ($0.95/hr) and bus boy @ Bonanza Steak House($0.75/hr).


ETA: the above is not my car, just looks damn close to it. The convertible top was trashed so I only used the tonneau. Oh, and damn I miss that car.
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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richardag said:

Ag with kids said:

oh no said:

It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven
I'm an old.

They didn't have those on any of the first few cars I had or drove (1980 Pontiac Sunbird, 1970 Plymouth Duster, 1972 MG Midget, 1972 IH 1110)...
I had an 1962 MGA Mk2 II I painted white and installed red seat covers. I was a senior in high school and paid $400 from funds working as a gas station attendant ($0.95/hr) and bus boy @ Bonanza Steak House($0.75/hr).


ETA: the above is not my car, just looks damn close to it. The convertible top was trashed so I only used the tonneau. Oh, and damn I miss that car.
I loved the MGs...

My dad also had a 1961 Midget when we lived in England in the mid 70s. So fun to ride in.

I actually learned to drive a stick shift in that 1972 Midget I mentioned earlier - it was also my dad's...

I found the love of manuals so strong that I still drive one and have for most of the time I've owned vehicles. Do you know how ****ing hard it is to find a MANUAL Jeep Wrangler? Let alone a 2 Dr? I've have to buy my last 2 from Louisiana because that was the closest one...
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The good old days
We weren't good
We weren't old
It wasn't the days
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CanyonAg77 said:

The good old days
We weren't good
We weren't old
It wasn't the days
Challenge: How many do you remember?

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I don't feel the least bit bad for him. **** him and his entire family.
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BuddysBud said:

oh no said:

Everyone, make sure to show your kids the little arrow on all fuel gauges so they never embarrass themselves in a rental car or when driving someone else's vehicle:




The need for this arrow is silly. The gas cap should always be on the diver's side. Everyone pulls to the right side of the pump, as God intended, and leaves in an orderly manner.

The gas cap on the left makes no sense.

Having some models on the left and some on the right is just intended to cause chaos at the gas station.


Having the gas cap on the opposite of the drivers side is much safer if you ever ran out of gas on a highway with a narrow shoulder. Don't ask me how I know...
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what a buffoon!
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Having the gas cap on the opposite of the drivers side is much safer if you ever ran out of gas on a highway with a narrow shoulder. Don't ask me how I know...
Sorry, have to ask. Did you not have the standard warning signs to deploy?

Pretty damn cheap on Amazon.

LINK
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aggiehawg said:

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Having the gas cap on the opposite of the drivers side is much safer if you ever ran out of gas on a highway with a narrow shoulder. Don't ask me how I know...
Sorry, have to ask. Did you not have the standard warning signs to deploy?

Pretty damn cheap on Amazon.

LINK


Warning signs on I-35 in San Antonio? Nobody slows down, and when you are standing in the traffic lane a little reflector is like waving a cape in front of a charging bull with all the drunks coming at you! The gas cap is much safer on the passenger side.

Edit: sorry to be a bit too obnoxious on my first pass Mrs Hawg
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Warning signs on I-35 in San Antonio? Get outta here with that nonsense. Nobody slows down, and when you are standing in the traffic lane a little reflector is like waving a cape in front of a charging bull with all the drunks coming at you! The gas cap is much safer on the passenger side.


WOW! Okay. Have never run out of gas in my life, but always had an emergency kit in my trunk. Had a flat tire once, during college. On the by-pass road around Taylor. Had the jack out and jacking up the car when a driver stopped (an Ag of course) and finished the job for me.
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CanyonAg77 said:

oh no said:

It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven
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The use of the icon and arrow was invented in 1986 by Jim Moylan, a designer for Ford Motor Company. After he proposed the idea, the 1989 Ford Escort and Mercury Tracer were the first vehicles to see it implemented. Other automotive companies noticed the addition and began to incorporate it into their own fuel gauges.



Yep, guess those of us that have been around awhile used to just have to know our cars. Hard part is when you travel and rent a lot, and we get used to using the little arrow.

Here is the photo from my grandpa's '56 Mercury:



And my Dad's '61 Beetle. Originally it did not have a gauge, but instead there was a fuel measuring stick you use to check the tank directly. Dad upgraded and added the gauge once the '62 model came out:



Guess we'll start calling these pre-arrow cars...
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Warning: NSFW Language, so be sure to turn it up!

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aggiehawg said:

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Warning signs on I-35 in San Antonio? Get outta here with that nonsense. Nobody slows down, and when you are standing in the traffic lane a little reflector is like waving a cape in front of a charging bull with all the drunks coming at you! The gas cap is much safer on the passenger side.


Had the jack out and jacking up the car when a driver stopped (an Ag of course) and finished the job for me.


Boobs open a lot of doors in this world.
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BQ78 said:

And then there was the '55 Chevy Bel Aire that stuck the gas cap behind the taillight. I think there were Cadillacs that did this too.
Pretty sure that was a '56. My 55 had a regular fender mount.
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ravingfans said:

CanyonAg77 said:

oh no said:

It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven
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The use of the icon and arrow was invented in 1986 by Jim Moylan, a designer for Ford Motor Company. After he proposed the idea, the 1989 Ford Escort and Mercury Tracer were the first vehicles to see it implemented. Other automotive companies noticed the addition and began to incorporate it into their own fuel gauges.



Yep, guess those of us that have been around awhile used to just have to know our cars. Hard part is when you travel and rent a lot, and we get used to using the little arrow.

Here is the photo from my grandpa's '56 Mercury:



And my Dad's '61 Beetle. Originally it did not have a gauge, but instead there was a fuel measuring stick you use to check the tank directly. Dad upgraded and added the gauge once the '62 model came out:



Guess we'll start calling these pre-arrow cars...


I like the Fahrt setting.
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ravingfans said:

CanyonAg77 said:

oh no said:

It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven
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The use of the icon and arrow was invented in 1986 by Jim Moylan, a designer for Ford Motor Company. After he proposed the idea, the 1989 Ford Escort and Mercury Tracer were the first vehicles to see it implemented. Other automotive companies noticed the addition and began to incorporate it into their own fuel gauges.



Yep, guess those of us that have been around awhile used to just have to know our cars. Hard part is when you travel and rent a lot, and we get used to using the little arrow.

Here is the photo from my grandpa's '56 Mercury:



And my Dad's '61 Beetle. Originally it did not have a gauge, but instead there was a fuel measuring stick you use to check the tank directly. Dad upgraded and added the gauge once the '62 model came out:



Guess we'll start calling these pre-arrow cars...
Piper cub. Fuel tank sits in front of the pilot and behind the engine. Has a wire with a cork on the bottom.

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oh no said:

It's been on every vehicle you've ever driven

Just drove wife's 2006 Chevy pickup this afternoon. No arrow on gas gauge. Maybe they expect pickup drivers to know their (stuff)
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