Tailgate88 said:
aggiehawg said:
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Anyone who survived a deposition from an attorney working for James Baker in the Florida election fiasco has got to have serious memory chops.
I don't think I'll ever forget your story about that deposition.
And I'll never forget that deposition. I was positive, as was every one in the conference room that a shooting had just occurred right outside the door and I was the target.
WOAH - I'd love to hear that story.
Hawg, you REALLY should write a book or five. Not joking.
I can laugh about it now but it was in a lawsuit when I was a party suing former business partners for embezzlement. Since they were former partners and friends I knew that both the husband and wife had guns in their offices and vehicles. (And there had been death threats before.)
As I was testifying and it was about my conversations with the FBI regarding our case (bankruptcy fraud and IRS complications for them as a result of the embezzlement) the wife got up and left the deposition suite. Just a few minutes later, I was completely focused on my interrogator, the aforementioned lawyer called to Florida for the recount during my deposition, but I did perceive that the husband also got up and passed behind that attorney heading towards the door.
The way the conference room was set up, I was at the end of a long conference table that was closest to the door, with my attorneys and other plaintiffs seated to my right all of the way to the other end of the table. Court reporter was immediately to my left.
So within a split second of the husband exiting, there was a very loud BANG! Court reporter's machine went flying, I jumped up and made it to the far corner of the room even before the people seated just a few feet away. My fellow plaintiffs and lawyers surrounded me in the corner to shield me.
Everyone thought the wife had gone down to her car to retrieve a gun. Turns out the husband had fainted and had slammed against a door that then slammed against a wall. Cops, EMS, the works showed up. Long day.
I was still supposed to be further deposed the next day (day three for me) until my attorneys called to tell me about the opposing attorney being summoned to Florida to work for Bush during the recount.
Then my lawyer told me he had said to opposing counsel, "We're on the other side, you know." (Plaintiffs lawyers, big Dems, of course) And opposing counsel replied, "I don't know why you would say that. You have seen how ineffective I have been at questioning aggiehawg." My lawyer was guffawing over that.