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aggiesuite said:
How can someone believe they are a Christian if they don't believe the Bible?
Interesting concept to believe oneself to be a Christian yet not believe the Bible. May not have a happy ending.AggieRain said:
Believing that something is allegorical as opposed to literal is not the same thing as "not believing."
Not me.schmendeler said:aggiesuite said:
How can someone believe they are a Christian if they don't believe the Bible?
Pretty much every believer has something they have decided not to take literally in the bible. There's an explanation for everything that someone might find unpalatable.
Martin Q. Blank said:Not me.schmendeler said:aggiesuite said:
How can someone believe they are a Christian if they don't believe the Bible?
Pretty much every believer has something they have decided not to take literally in the bible. There's an explanation for everything that someone might find unpalatable.
aggiesuite said:Interesting concept to believe oneself to be a Christian yet not believe the Bible. May not have a happy ending.AggieRain said:
Believing that something is allegorical as opposed to literal is not the same thing as "not believing."
Martin Q. Blank said:Not me.schmendeler said:aggiesuite said:
How can someone believe they are a Christian if they don't believe the Bible?
Pretty much every believer has something they have decided not to take literally in the bible. There's an explanation for everything that someone might find unpalatable.
aggiesuite said:Interesting concept to believe oneself to be a Christian yet not believe the Bible. May not have a happy ending.AggieRain said:
Believing that something is allegorical as opposed to literal is not the same thing as "not believing."
So, like, Jesus is really a vine and stuff... literally.RetiredAg said:So it's your position that if you don't believe in a 6,000 year earth, then one is not a Christian?aggiesuite said:Interesting concept to believe oneself to be a Christian yet not believe the Bible. May not have a happy ending.AggieRain said:
Believing that something is allegorical as opposed to literal is not the same thing as "not believing."
Do you/they believe Matthew? Mark? Luke? John? If you do, why? Which books are real? Which ones are made up?RetiredAg said:aggiesuite said:Interesting concept to believe oneself to be a Christian yet not believe the Bible. May not have a happy ending.AggieRain said:
Believing that something is allegorical as opposed to literal is not the same thing as "not believing."
So it's your position that if you don't believe in a 6,000 year earth, then one is not a Christian?
747Ag said:So, like, Jesus is really a vine and stuff... literally.RetiredAg said:So it's your position that if you don't believe in a 6,000 year earth, then one is not a Christian?aggiesuite said:Interesting concept to believe oneself to be a Christian yet not believe the Bible. May not have a happy ending.AggieRain said:
Believing that something is allegorical as opposed to literal is not the same thing as "not believing."
aggiesuite said:Do you/they believe Matthew? Mark? Luke? John? If you do, why? Which books are real? Which ones are made up?RetiredAg said:aggiesuite said:Interesting concept to believe oneself to be a Christian yet not believe the Bible. May not have a happy ending.AggieRain said:
Believing that something is allegorical as opposed to literal is not the same thing as "not believing."
So it's your position that if you don't believe in a 6,000 year earth, then one is not a Christian?
Are you sure he isn't one of the members of GWAR?RetiredAg said:And everyone knows that Satan is literally a giant red dragon with 7 heads and 10 horns.747Ag said:So, like, Jesus is really a vine and stuff... literally.RetiredAg said:So it's your position that if you don't believe in a 6,000 year earth, then one is not a Christian?aggiesuite said:Interesting concept to believe oneself to be a Christian yet not believe the Bible. May not have a happy ending.AggieRain said:
Believing that something is allegorical as opposed to literal is not the same thing as "not believing."
I dine on the literal flesh and blood of Christ in communion. I don't need to make up something like transfiguration to believe that. Or the "resacrifice" of Christ or whatever they do at Mass.schmendeler said:You dine on the literal flesh and blood of Christ in communion? I didn't think you were Catholic.Martin Q. Blank said:Not me.schmendeler said:aggiesuite said:
How can someone believe they are a Christian if they don't believe the Bible?
Pretty much every believer has something they have decided not to take literally in the bible. There's an explanation for everything that someone might find unpalatable.
The sun stopped, not the rotation of the earth. Had that happened, by my calculations everybody would have shot up into the sky.amercer said:
I think it's pretty badass that god stopped the rotation of the earth to allow a slaughter to continue. That time when he had a bear kill a bunch of kids for making fun of a bald guy--also very metal of him...
747Ag said:Are you sure he isn't one of the members of GWAR?RetiredAg said:And everyone knows that Satan is literally a giant red dragon with 7 heads and 10 horns.747Ag said:So, like, Jesus is really a vine and stuff... literally.RetiredAg said:So it's your position that if you don't believe in a 6,000 year earth, then one is not a Christian?aggiesuite said:Interesting concept to believe oneself to be a Christian yet not believe the Bible. May not have a happy ending.AggieRain said:
Believing that something is allegorical as opposed to literal is not the same thing as "not believing."
Martin Q. Blank said:I dine on the literal flesh and blood of Christ in communion. I don't need to make up something like transfiguration to believe that. Or the "resacrifice" of Christ or whatever they do at Mass.schmendeler said:You dine on the literal flesh and blood of Christ in communion? I didn't think you were Catholic.Martin Q. Blank said:Not me.schmendeler said:aggiesuite said:
How can someone believe they are a Christian if they don't believe the Bible?
Pretty much every believer has something they have decided not to take literally in the bible. There's an explanation for everything that someone might find unpalatable.
Martin Q. Blank said:The sun stopped, not the rotation of the earth. Had that happened, by my calculations everybody would have shot up into the sky.amercer said:
I think it's pretty badass that god stopped the rotation of the earth to allow a slaughter to continue. That time when he had a bear kill a bunch of kids for making fun of a bald guy--also very metal of him...
"What sort of man doesn't carry a trowel? Put it on your Christmas list." Brian Williams was great.jkag89 said:Martin Q. Blank said:I dine on the literal flesh and blood of Christ in communion. I don't need to make up something like transfiguration to believe that. Or the "resacrifice" of Christ or whatever they do at Mass.schmendeler said:You dine on the literal flesh and blood of Christ in communion? I didn't think you were Catholic.Martin Q. Blank said:Not me.schmendeler said:aggiesuite said:
How can someone believe they are a Christian if they don't believe the Bible?
Pretty much every believer has something they have decided not to take literally in the bible. There's an explanation for everything that someone might find unpalatable.
Dr. Watson said:Martin Q. Blank said:The sun stopped, not the rotation of the earth. Had that happened, by my calculations everybody would have shot up into the sky.amercer said:
I think it's pretty badass that god stopped the rotation of the earth to allow a slaughter to continue. That time when he had a bear kill a bunch of kids for making fun of a bald guy--also very metal of him...
Are you a geocentrist?
Yes, we've had several threads on it.Dr. Watson said:Are you a geocentrist?Martin Q. Blank said:The sun stopped, not the rotation of the earth. Had that happened, by my calculations everybody would have shot up into the sky.amercer said:
I think it's pretty badass that god stopped the rotation of the earth to allow a slaughter to continue. That time when he had a bear kill a bunch of kids for making fun of a bald guy--also very metal of him...
Martin Q. Blank said:Yes, we've had several threads on it.Dr. Watson said:Are you a geocentrist?Martin Q. Blank said:The sun stopped, not the rotation of the earth. Had that happened, by my calculations everybody would have shot up into the sky.amercer said:
I think it's pretty badass that god stopped the rotation of the earth to allow a slaughter to continue. That time when he had a bear kill a bunch of kids for making fun of a bald guy--also very metal of him...
i don't think even he knows anymore.Woody2006 said:Martin Q. Blank said:Yes, we've had several threads on it.Dr. Watson said:Are you a geocentrist?Martin Q. Blank said:The sun stopped, not the rotation of the earth. Had that happened, by my calculations everybody would have shot up into the sky.amercer said:
I think it's pretty badass that god stopped the rotation of the earth to allow a slaughter to continue. That time when he had a bear kill a bunch of kids for making fun of a bald guy--also very metal of him...
Oh come on... tell me you're trolling.
Martin Q. Blank said:
My office faces east and I just saw the sun rise. Maybe I shouldn't trust my senses (or the Bible) and picture the earth rotating?
So God can make the sun stop, but He can't make the earth stop rotating and keep everyone one it?Martin Q. Blank said:
If it did rotate and then all of a sudden stopped, the entire army of both sides would have flung up in the air, right?
it's hilarious that you are using newton's laws to support the idea that the earth doesn't rotate because it would have made Joshua's army fly off the surfaceMartin Q. Blank said:
If it did rotate and then all of a sudden stopped, the entire army of both sides would have flung up in the air, right?
Martin Q. Blank said:
If it did rotate and then all of a sudden stopped, the entire army of both sides would have flung up in the air, right?