The semifinal results are in and someone finally took the Joker's advice on how to get to the tournament final.
That's right, boys, perennial favorite The Dark Knight was stopped one step short of the finale by 4 young hobbits, an elf, a dwarf, a stormcrow, a guy destined to die in every movie he's ever been in, and the second choice to play Isildur's Heir, sending Fellowship of the Ring off in a bold new direction - the title round.
Where it will take on the only version of Gladiator that ever should have been produced - Russell Crowe's version without CGI baboons that look liked I drew them on an Apple 2E computer or sharks that will swim 400 miles an hour to eat someone who has been bleeding in the water for half a second.
Because at the end of the day, you don't bring a compressed air gun to a sword fight.
Semifinal ResultsGladiator def. No Country for Old Men: 60.4%-39.6%
LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring def. The Dark Knight 55.2%-44.8%
Fifth through Eight place Results5. Return of the King 39.6%
6. Inglorious Basterds 24%
7. Inception 19.8%
8. Inception 16.7%
Character Tournament Interest: I'm excited to report that almost 59% of you are too lazy to help doing it, but want it to happen. That's why the Aggies can't win a damn thing in football.