I love Costner.
I thought the first trailer was damn good.
I was totally game for a big, sweeping western.
I'd read the good reactions and the bad ones too.
All of this while I was also somewhat apprehensive of the three-hour runtime.
In other words, my expectations were about as balanced as could be, and I was in the perfect state of mind to go wherever the movie took me…
Unfortunately, where it took me was right out the theater and back to my car about halfway through. I'd already sat through 25 minutes of trailers/commercials, lasted an hour-and-a-half into the movie itself, and after two hours total, the thought of enduring another hour-and-a-half of… that… there was just no way.
Was it terrible?
No.
Rather, my problems were...
A) the pacing was insane and the editing was all over the damn place, to the point of both being legitimately disorienting at times. We'd spend two minutes on storyline A, two minutes on storylines B, followed by 45 minutes on storyline C, then back to B for five minutes (which it turns out was also part of A), then C again for three minutes, then B again for 15 minutes... it was all so weird. While the editing within the storylines was equally as baffling at times, especially during the action, as if actively trying to avoid giving the audience pertinent context.
B) the whole thing was shockingly - almost offensively - generic. The actors/characters (especially the Native Americans… oof)… the dialogue… that horribly cliched score, like something Costner got from a royalty free "Cowboys & Indians" stock music CD from the early 2000s… it was all so uninspired and History-Channel-level second-rate.
That's not to say I won't eventually finish it at home. Surely the second half is better, and I am mildly curious to see how it ends… but man, what a let down overall. It also didn't help that the theater was otherwise packed on a busy holiday weekend, which initially got me excited… save, of course, for our showing, of which maybe eight other people attended and I was easily the youngest.
Just a depressing movie-going experience all around.