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In reply to HtownAg92 • 10:48a, 11/11/20

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HtownAg92 said:
G Martin 87 said:
You could fill an entire thread just with groaners from Schwarzenegger flicks.

"You should not drink and bake."
"Consider that a divorce."
"Let off some steam."
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
"He split."
"You've just been erased."
"This is all a lie, I was framed, I'm completely innocent."
"My government does not like to do laundry in public."

"Here's Sub-Zero, now 'Plain Zero'". What?

This one's always bothered me because sub-zero to plain zero is a net gain.

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10:48a, 11/11/20

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In reply to Whos Juan • 11:16a, 11/11/20

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Whos Juan said:
I can't believe this hasn't been post yet

I'm sorry this thread is "worst lines of dialogue". If you want to have a "greatest scenes" thread you'll need to start your own.

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12:48p, 11/11/20

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Mustangs... they're tuff

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1:03p, 11/11/20

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Anakin: You are so beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No. No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padme: Then love has blinded you?
Anakin: Well that's not exactly what I meant.
Padme: But it's probably true.

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In reply to Furlock Bones • 1:22p, 11/11/20

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Furlock Bones said:
Major League tv dub

Strike this mother...Turkey...out.

Add the TV dub for John Carpenter's The Thing.

Child's addressing MacReady: "You believe any of this bull stuff, MacReady?"

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1:32p, 11/11/20

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"Ditch the zero and get with the hero".

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In reply to Furlock Bones • 1:56p, 11/11/20

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Hahaha...I swear I remember the original tv dub for that MF being just "guy", and in a voice that sounded nothing at all like Corbin Bernsen?

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In reply to BDG02 • 2:55p, 11/11/20

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BDG02 said:
Hahaha...I swear I remember the original tv dub for that MF being just "guy", and in a voice that sounded nothing at all like Corbin Bernsen?

Ditto. WGN Saturday/Sunday afternoons would show:

"Strike this .........GUY ..out!"

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In reply to agdoc2001 • 2:55p, 11/11/20

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agdoc2001 said:
You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!

I came here to post this exact quote ^^^

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4:17p, 11/11/20

I think my favorite TV dub was TBS when they got their hands on Snakes on a Plane.

"I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane."

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In reply to jokershady • 4:37p, 11/11/20

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jokershady said:
Holy crap this whole scene in less than a minute is absolutely terrible....please everyone stop giving Michael bay money

The product placement in this scene...

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In reply to The Debt • 8:02p, 11/11/20

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The Debt said:
I think my favorite TV dub was TBS when they got their hands on Snakes on a Plane.

"I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane."

So good.

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In reply to double aught • 8:13p, 11/11/20

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I have to say the dubbing is pretty impressive on that.

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11:12p, 11/11/20

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I just watched Hard to Kill. After that I would like to nominate every Steven Seagal movie made and every word he ever uttered on film.

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In reply to Mathguy64 • 1:05p, 11/12/20

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Mathguy64 said:
I just watched Hard to Kill. After that I would like to nominate every Steven Seagal movie made and every word he ever uttered on film.

"Vernon? Ver-nuuuuuun? Where are you, Vernon?"

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1:32p, 11/12/20

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1:54p, 11/12/20

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I am the greatest...I am the greatest...I am the greatest....I AM THE GREATEST!!!

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2:25p, 11/12/20

Has anyone mentioned "maclunky"

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In reply to HoustonAg05 • 4:20p, 11/12/20

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HoustonAg05 said:
Anakin: You are so beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No. No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padme: Then love has blinded you?
Anakin: Well that's not exactly what I meant.
Padme: But it's probably true.

Most would see the prequels in a much better light if it we're for the script on that love subplot. Hayden Christensen was also much better with his scenes with literally everyone else...

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4:38p, 11/12/20

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5:26p, 11/12/20

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I don't think the Schwarzenegger lines should be included. They're meant to be cheesy.

Star Wars Ep 1-3 however are fair game.

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6:12p, 11/12/20

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There's a lot of material from the Jiu Jitsu trailer alone.

https://texags.com/forums/13/topics/3146765

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In reply to UnderoosAg • 7:50p, 11/12/20

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UnderoosAg said:
The entire script for Pure Country

It's all the smoke and the lights. It ain't me. I stopped singing out there for three bars...three bars! And nobody noticed.

Still an awesomely bad movie. At ten yrs old I thought it was a masterpiece.

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7:53p, 11/12/20

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Some dialogue that I considered bad when I first saw these movies came in the Next Generation movies of Star Trek:

I believe it was at the end of Generations when, faced with the order to return to the nearest starbase, Data opined that he spoke for everyone when he said "go to hell"

In First Contact, as the battle on the hull of the Enterprise was wrapping up and Worf had the array in his weapon's sights, he said "assimilate this" right before firing.

What, we haven't evolved in our speech patterns and tendencies since the 1990s? (Yes, I know neither Worf nor Data are humans ...)

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In reply to Cinco Ranch Aggie • 9:41p, 11/12/20

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I believe it was at the end of Generations when, faced with the order to return to the nearest starbase, Data opined that he spoke for everyone when he said "go to hell"

Spock says this at the end of Star Trek VI. Please do not speak ill of Spock.

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10:40p, 11/12/20

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"I wish I could put my fist through this whole lousy beautiful town." -Rose Tico

"That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate. Saving what we love." -Rose Tico

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In reply to SpreadsheetAg • 10:55p, 11/12/20

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Worst character in cinema? Yes. Worst.

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In reply to SpreadsheetAg • 10:59p, 11/12/20

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I need more accounts to blue star this into oblivion.

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11:04p, 11/12/20

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Storms coming up, Ani, you'd better get home quick.

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In reply to SquirrellyDan • 11:30p, 11/12/20

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SquirrellyDan said:
UnderoosAg said:
The entire script for Pure Country

It's all the smoke and the lights. It ain't me. I stopped singing out there for three bars...three bars! And nobody noticed.

Still an awesomely bad movie. At ten yrs old I thought it was a masterpiece.

Get Chur Ass Outta Here.

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In reply to MosesHallRAB04 • 1:36a, 11/13/20

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MosesHallRAB04 said:
beanbean said:
Pain don't hurt.

I used to F guys like you in prison. Can't believe that hasn't be posted yet.

Even worse Roadhouse dialogue:

Doc:
Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in?

Dalton:
Philosophy.

Doc:
Any particular discipline?

Dalton:
No. Not really. Man's search for faith. That sort of *****

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In reply to double aught • 6:14a, 11/13/20

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double aught said:
Cinco Ranch Aggie said:

I believe it was at the end of Generations when, faced with the order to return to the nearest starbase, Data opined that he spoke for everyone when he said "go to hell"
Spock says this at the end of Star Trek VI. Please do not speak ill of Spock.

Well, I stand corrected.

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6:45a, 11/13/20

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As long as we're bringing up Star Trek movie lines, Kirk's final "Oh, my" is the worst. The character deserved better.

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In reply to bonfarr • 9:03a, 11/13/20

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bonfarr said:
MosesHallRAB04 said:
beanbean said:
Pain don't hurt.

I used to F guys like you in prison. Can't believe that hasn't be posted yet.

Even worse Roadhouse dialogue:

Doc:
Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in?

Dalton:
Philosophy.

Doc:
Any particular discipline?

Dalton:
No. Not really. Man's search for faith. That sort of *****

There are no bad lines in Roadhouse. Not even "Pain don't hurt".

Bond movies are full of corny one-liners, but they are expected and not part of this thread. But the filler dialogue in Goldfinger when he reveals Operation Grand Slam always bugs the hell out of me:

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