Worst lines of dialogue?

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beanbean said:

Pain don't hurt.


I used to F guys like you in prison. Can't believe that hasn't be posted yet.
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G Martin 87
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You could fill an entire thread just with groaners from Schwarzenegger flicks.

"You should not drink and bake."
"Consider that a divorce."
"Let off some steam."
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
"He split."
"You've just been erased."
"This is all a lie, I was framed, I'm completely innocent."
"My government does not like to do laundry in public."

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I was watching The Rock the other day and I can't tell if "How in the name of Zeu's butthole did you escape from your cell" is awesomely bad or just bad. Another is "I'll take pleasure in guttin you boy".
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G Martin 87 said:

You could fill an entire thread just with groaners from Schwarzenegger flicks.

"You should not drink and bake."
"Consider that a divorce."
"Let off some steam."
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
"He split."
"You've just been erased."
"This is all a lie, I was framed, I'm completely innocent."
"My government does not like to do laundry in public."


The moment I read Schwarzenegger "let off some steam" came to mind.

Bond groaners are also a thing: 'I think he got the point'.
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Bruce Almighty said:

I was watching The Rock the other day and I can't tell if "How in the name of Zeu's butthole did you escape from your cell" is awesomely bad or just bad. Another is "I'll take pleasure in guttin you boy".


A Connery-inspired rewatch?
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Counterpoint said:

Bruce Almighty said:

I was watching The Rock the other day and I can't tell if "How in the name of Zeu's butthole did you escape from your cell" is awesomely bad or just bad. Another is "I'll take pleasure in guttin you boy".


A Connery-inspired rewatch?
Yes
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Bruce Almighty said:

I was watching The Rock the other day and I can't tell if "How in the name of Zeu's butthole did you escape from your cell" is awesomely bad or just bad. Another is "I'll take pleasure in guttin you boy".


It's you. You're the rocket man
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expresswrittenconsent said:

Is this because I'm a lesbian?


Law & Order?

If so, that line came out of nowhere.
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Bruce Almighty said:

I was watching The Rock the other day and I can't tell if "How in the name of Zeu's butthole did you escape from your cell" is awesomely bad or just bad. Another is "I'll take pleasure in guttin you boy".
Both of those are definitely awesome lines.
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Bruce Almighty said:

I was watching The Rock the other day and I can't tell if "How in the name of Zeu's butthole did you escape from your cell" is awesomely bad or just bad. Another is "I'll take pleasure in guttin you boy".


It's not just that the "guttin' you boy" line is so great, it's that the screen writers double and triple down by having Cage repeat it multiple times with different inflections while in the cell.
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The entire Star Wars prequels.
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"My God, he's got space dementia."

That's a so bad it's good line.
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I've read a couple of Catherine Coulter books. Her dialogue is the oddest I've ever seen. It's weirdly formal, like hardly any contractions or differences in dialects among the characters. I remember thinking, "No one talks like this." I think I just gave up on the second one because it was so strange.
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Humorous Username said:

expresswrittenconsent said:

Is this because I'm a lesbian?


Law & Order?

If so, that line came out of nowhere.
I love law & order, but yeah that was weird.
expresswrittenconsent
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Yeah, sorry for including TV. I've watched too much L&O during the 'rona.
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expresswrittenconsent said:

Yeah, sorry for including TV. I've watched too much L&O during the 'rona.


I watched a ton of L&O on TNT years ago. I don't recall them ever mentioning her relationships, so that scene had me wondering how many episodes I missed.
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This whole thread is nothing but iconic lines
... especially "I live my life a quarter mile at a time"
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It's a great thread....


Except for when the guy listed a line from Swingers.
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Big Cat `93 said:

I've read a couple of Catherine Coulter books. Her dialogue is the oddest I've ever seen. It's weirdly formal, like hardly any contractions or differences in dialects among the characters. I remember thinking, "No one talks like this." I think I just gave up on the second one because it was so strange.

Philip K. Dick makes me feel the same way.
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Let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner.
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The Program? Lots of bad lines in the movie.
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"be careful not to choke on your aspirations"

Darth Vader, Rogue One
Bunk Moreland
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Since OP opened with Pearl Harbor...

"let's play chicken with those jap *******s!" during the dogfight. Cringe writing.

Side add.... This isn't the fault of dumb and dumber writers but the dub over during the 90s...and it was one of the worst ever.

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beanbean said:

Pain don't hurt.


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But I was going into Tocci station to pick up some power converters!

You just watch yourself. I have the death sentence in 12 systems
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Pick any transformer movie and there'll be something....this one from the 4th flick had me literally groan out loud in the theatre

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Holy crap this whole scene in less than a minute is absolutely terrible....please everyone stop giving Michael bay money

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The entire script for Pure Country
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Major League tv dub

Strike this mother...Turkey...out.

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If that's fair game, then the best has to be from Die Hard 2:

"Yippie Ki Yay, Mister Falcon"
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I can't believe this hasn't been post yet
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G Martin 87 said:

You could fill an entire thread just with groaners from Schwarzenegger flicks.

"You should not drink and bake."
"Consider that a divorce."
"Let off some steam."
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
"He split."
"You've just been erased."
"This is all a lie, I was framed, I'm completely innocent."
"My government does not like to do laundry in public."


"Here's Sub-Zero, now 'Plain Zero'". What?
 
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