Rey: "Wait a minute, Lando, Ah are you telling me that you built a time machine ... out of a YT-1300 light freighter?"
Lando: "The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a spaceship, why not do it with some style?"
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Lando: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits point five past lightspeed, you're going to see some serious nerfherding."
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Young Lando: "Tell me this then, future girl! Who is the next Supreme Chancellor of the Republic?"
Rey: "There isn't one, Palpatine declares himself Emperor."
YL (laughing): Palpatine! The senator from Naboo?
(chuckling to himself)
YL: Who's second-in-charge? That little kid that blew up the Federation Control Ship? Skyfisher? Starwalker? Whatever his name is?
YL: "And I suppose young Wilhuff Tarkin from Eridau becomes some great military leader!"
Rey: "Wait, Lando, just a min-"
YL: "Goodnight, future girl!"
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Flashback to the Jedi Academy, Ben Skywalker telling Luke about his nightmare:
Ben: "Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain."
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Forced to improvise to get an audience with Jabba the Hutt in the past, Rey improvises with a song she wrote as a girl on Jakku to win a talent show.
Bith (listening to the song and using his comlink): Figrin! Figrin! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin D'an. You know that new sound you and the Modal Nodes are looking for? Well, listen to this!"
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In the past, Rey meets young Luke, Obi-Wan's ghost, and Yoda
Obi-Wan: She's a very strange young woman.
Yoda: An idiot she is. Comes from her time as a padawan. Her master, likely an idiot as well, and his master too. Luke, if ever an apprentice like this you have, no more teaching will I give you.
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Old Lando travels through time to Cloud City before he owned it.
Old Lando: That's Lobot! Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair?