Random movie lines that make you laugh?

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Office Space:

"I told those fudgepackers I like Michael Bolton's music"

"They did it in Superman 3"

"C*ck gobblers"
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this isn't Russia, is this Russia?
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I'm the cookie monster!
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Is rob Schneider talking about msg in surf ninjas obscure enough?
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SgtBarbarossa
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Probably my favorite unexpectedly funny line:

Potcake
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Lonesome Dove

"He's just wastin his bullets"

"Hates their guts and livers"

"Money well spent, both times"
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Potcake said:

Lonesome Dove

"He's just wastin his bullets"

"Hates their guts and livers"

"Money well spent, both times"
one of my favorite lines from Lonesome Dove is uttered by Captain Call:

"I'd like to see the herd that you and Jake could gather, a herd of wh*res...maybe."

Racer X
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Can't find clips...

Chris Elliot in Groundhog Day: "Let's go for it!"

Bill Murray dying in Zombieland, takes his last breath, inhales and takes a second last breath. Emma Stone laughs and says "He just gets me"
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two minutes of incredibly funny lines - makes me laugh every time:

MSFC Aggie
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That last line always cracked me up...."the weather outside is weather"
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"Beavers and ducks!" - Billy Bob Thornton in Bandits
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mellison said:

"Beavers and ducks!" - Billy Bob Thornton in Bandits


One of the best lines from that film
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The Inlaws

Peter Falk: Serpentine Schel, Serpentine!
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Pockets ain't empty cuz.
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My wife has family in Oklahoma. I live for the times she mentions going up three to visit..

Everyone appreciates Steve Martin's character in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels lines when presented with the possibility of living in Ok.

simply:

"Oklahoma, Oklahoma!"
 
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