Random movie lines that make you laugh?

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So what makes a line random?
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In reply to Bruce Almighty • 8:13p, 8/19/17
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Bruce Almighty said:
So what makes a line random?


From a filler scene that doesn't advance the story?
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In reply to Bruce Almighty • 8:18p, 8/19/17
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Bruce Almighty said:
So what makes a line random?
That's none of your damn business.
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OMG, these lines are like so random!!
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Mom! The meatloaf!
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10:53p, 8/19/17
This isn't a movie line but didn't want to start a thread, happened across this tonight.
It makes me laugh that a missing art masterpiece was found in Stuart Little of all movies because 10 years after the movie came out some random Hungarian guy was watching it and spotted it.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2017/02/stuart-little-missing-masterpiece/
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Can't see the line, can you Russ?

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11:01p, 8/19/17
The title of this thread read more like a thread of random lines from non pure comedies, even though that's most of the submissions so far, so I'll try to give one that I thought of after only reading the title and not seeing replies...

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Somebody go back and get a ****load of dimes!
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Completely forgettable movie but my wife and I still quote it to each other all the time.

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"Lieutenant Dan, ICE CREEEAAAM."
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When the **** did we get ice cream?!
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"Walk it off Marty" - Not Another Teen Movie
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Imma paddle your ass when I find you!
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 12:35p, 8/20/17
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

This is the first one I thought of
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"His name's Jaws. He kills people."
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Fetzer valve!
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Big gulp has to be the best. Totally random, nothing to do with the story.

Welp... see ya later!
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Great thread.....a few random ones (some more scenes than quotes but it's fun anyway)

"I don't know"


the bear was worse:


John Denver


Triscuit:


Penny Benjamin:






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