Random movie lines that make you laugh?

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Up in here tryna get a mutha f***in scholarship

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Couldn't find a shorter one start at about 52:20. When Moe says "the third dimension" at about 52:45.

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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 8:57p, 8/20/17
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Brian Earl Spilner said:


Aw man, this one was great.
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In reply to The Debt • 9:22p, 8/20/17
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Great one
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A couple from a classic:

A gun rack?


Bugs bunny



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And now I have the freshest cereal
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In reply to MEEN Ag 05 • 8:29a, 8/21/17


He'll flip ya
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"Great! You've killed the invisible swordsman!"

The entire scene is 3 comedy legends at their best!

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"Excuse me miss, I speak jive"
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Just from Vacation movies:

"Now you're talkin', Ed."
"I think you're all f***ed in the head"
"The moose out front should'a told ya"

European:

"I'll have a coke" "You want it in the can?" "No, I'll just have it right here."
"That'll do Audrey"
"You don't believe that cock-and-bull story about the baby being premature, do you?"
"Just a little brie"

Christmas:

"Why don't you bend over and I'll show you"
"Do you really think it matters, Ed?"
"Kiss my a$$, kiss his a$$"
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10:49a, 8/21/17
So many lines, but "Aw, damnit, Dale!" has become a major player in my house.



"What's this guys deal?"

"Guilty as charged with the stories"
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"I submit to you there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention"

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Honestly, my favorite throwaway "line" is courtesy of the Dan Band.



"I get a little bit terrified and I see the ****ing look in your eyesssss"

Still cracks me up.
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In reply to MW03 • 12:27p, 8/21/17
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MW03 said:
Honestly, my favorite throwaway "line" is courtesy of the Dan Band.



"I get a little bit terrified and I see the ****ing look in your eyesssss"

Still cracks me up.

My office just sang this
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Ocean's Eleven

[as Tess walks down the stairs]

Linus [to Rusty] - This is the best part of my day.

Snatch (just a few)

Avi - Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fcking Poppins...LONDON.

Sausage Charlie - Five minutes Turkish

Mickey - You like dags?

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Speaking of Oceans, this scene always cracks me up.

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Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?

Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.

Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
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You had a tent!?

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"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"
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In reply to COOL LASER FALCON • 4:47p, 8/21/17
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COOL LASER FALCON said:


And now I have the freshest cereal

I wrote this in magic marker on my plastic cereal container.
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