Up in here tryna get a mutha f***in scholarship
Random movie lines that make you laugh?
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Last: 8 yr ago by Whens lunch
Couldn't find a shorter one start at about 52:20. When Moe says "the third dimension" at about 52:45.
Brian Earl Spilner said:
Aw man, this one was great.
Great one
A couple from a classic:
A gun rack?
Bugs bunny
A gun rack?
Bugs bunny
And now I have the freshest cereal
He'll flip ya
"Great! You've killed the invisible swordsman!"
The entire scene is 3 comedy legends at their best!
The entire scene is 3 comedy legends at their best!
"Excuse me miss, I speak jive"
Just from Vacation movies:
"Now you're talkin', Ed."
"I think you're all f***ed in the head"
"The moose out front should'a told ya"
European:
"I'll have a coke" "You want it in the can?" "No, I'll just have it right here."
"That'll do Audrey"
"You don't believe that cock-and-bull story about the baby being premature, do you?"
"Just a little brie"
Christmas:
"Why don't you bend over and I'll show you"
"Do you really think it matters, Ed?"
"Kiss my a$$, kiss his a$$"
"Now you're talkin', Ed."
"I think you're all f***ed in the head"
"The moose out front should'a told ya"
European:
"I'll have a coke" "You want it in the can?" "No, I'll just have it right here."
"That'll do Audrey"
"You don't believe that cock-and-bull story about the baby being premature, do you?"
"Just a little brie"
Christmas:
"Why don't you bend over and I'll show you"
"Do you really think it matters, Ed?"
"Kiss my a$$, kiss his a$$"
So many lines, but "Aw, damnit, Dale!" has become a major player in my house.
"What's this guys deal?"
"Guilty as charged with the stories"
"What's this guys deal?"
"Guilty as charged with the stories"
"I submit to you there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention"
Honestly, my favorite throwaway "line" is courtesy of the Dan Band.
"I get a little bit terrified and I see the ****ing look in your eyesssss"
Still cracks me up.
"I get a little bit terrified and I see the ****ing look in your eyesssss"
Still cracks me up.
MW03 said:
Honestly, my favorite throwaway "line" is courtesy of the Dan Band.
"I get a little bit terrified and I see the ****ing look in your eyesssss"
Still cracks me up.
My office just sang this
Ocean's Eleven
[as Tess walks down the stairs]
Linus [to Rusty] - This is the best part of my day.
Snatch (just a few)
Avi - Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fcking Poppins...LONDON.
Sausage Charlie - Five minutes Turkish
Mickey - You like dags?
[as Tess walks down the stairs]
Linus [to Rusty] - This is the best part of my day.
Snatch (just a few)
Avi - Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fcking Poppins...LONDON.
Sausage Charlie - Five minutes Turkish
Mickey - You like dags?
Speaking of Oceans, this scene always cracks me up.
Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
You had a tent!?
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"
COOL LASER FALCON said:
And now I have the freshest cereal
I wrote this in magic marker on my plastic cereal container.
I'm sorry I'm late, I was attending the reading of a will. I had to stay till the very end, when I found out I received nothing.
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