Random movie lines that make you laugh?

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9:04p, 8/21/17
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Mr. Mom
- 220, 221, whatever it takes.

Three Amigos.
- Fattenings?
- You have anything besides Mexican food

True Lies
- I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon. (I use this anytime the kids out on their bike helmets)





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9:10p, 8/21/17
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Ah man....so many from True Lies.

First few that comes to mind:

"You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You're gonna be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years Harry."

"Just copy the ******* files ok!"

"GIMME DAH ******* PAGE!"
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9:16p, 8/21/17
Three amigos
Mexican woman "Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?"
Chevy Chase "On the lips will be fine."
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9:16p, 8/21/17
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I got a little dick, it's pathetic.
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10:00p, 8/21/17
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Hot Rod is full of random lines. Too many to choose from.

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Brian Earl Spilner
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10:28p, 8/21/17
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She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer.

What kind of a sick b***ch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?
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11:01p, 8/21/17
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Tom Arnold may have given us the best sidekick of all time in True Lies.
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In reply to k20dub • 8:51a, 8/22/17
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k20dub said:
Hot Rod is full of random lines. Too many to choose from.

To each his own on that one.
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8:58a, 8/22/17
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True Lies is the best Arnold movie
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9:33a, 8/22/17
Raising Arizona

Paraphrasing:
Do these balloons blow up into any funny shapes?

Not unless round is funny.


I got some balloons.

Do they blow up into any funny shapes?

Nope. Just circular.
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In reply to Head Ninja In Charge • 10:12a, 8/22/17
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Head Ninja In Charge said:
Apparently, this line was ad libbed with a couple of extras.
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10:18a, 8/22/17
"Awful good cereal flakes, Mrs. McDunough." Evelle

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In reply to 62strat • 10:22a, 8/22/17
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62strat said:

To each his own on that one.
speaking of random lines... whenever I hear 'To each his own', I think of Clerks:

To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning....
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12:51p, 8/22/17
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89% of all the lines from Dumb and Dumber.
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12:58p, 8/22/17
actually, i stole this shirt from frank

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1:37p, 8/22/17
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2:06p, 8/22/17
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"I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

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In reply to HumbleAg04 • 2:31p, 8/22/17
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one of the best ever
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2:37p, 8/22/17
Multiplicity had some good ones:

"She touched my peepee Steve"

"We're gonna eat a dolphin!"
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3:15p, 8/22/17
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Quote:
Hey, guys! Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? Alright... Welp, see ya later!
this is easily the greatest throw away line/scene in movie history.
aka Sloan Kettering aka Lazlo Hollyfeld
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4:07p, 8/22/17
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Mr. Mom

- 220, 221, whatever it takes.
great one


I think a lot of you on this thread are not understanding what "throwaway" lines are
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In reply to Presley OBannons Sword • 5:27p, 8/22/17
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OP said random quotes, not throw away lines. To me that seems like a broader of a catagory. Not to mention his example of the gum scene from Ace Ventura is far from a throw away line.
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5:55p, 8/22/17
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Who wants an Orange Whip?...Orange Whip?...Orange Whip?....

...Three orange whips!
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In reply to Madmarttigan • 6:01p, 8/22/17
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tv1113 said:
True Lies is the best Arnold movie


Tom? Yes.
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6:03p, 8/22/17
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"I still owe you for the thing with the guy in the place, and I'll never forget it."

Ocean's 11
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6:45p, 8/22/17
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Chunk's confession always cracks me up

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6:49p, 8/22/17
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In Love Actually when Liam Neeson asks the kid "Aren't you a lil young to be in love?". And he responds "No."
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6:30a, 8/23/17
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Where do these stairs go?
They go up

Its Miller time!

Thats one hell of a twinkie

I collect spores, molds and fungus
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8:38a, 8/23/17
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"Obviously, you're not a golfer." - The Big Lebowski

"Hey look a limo! Must be Burt Reynolds or something" - Happy Gilmore
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In reply to TX_AG_10 • 8:52a, 8/23/17
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TX_AG_10 said:
"Obviously, you're not a golfer." - The Big Lebowski

You think the carpet pissers did this?
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In reply to dan87 • 8:52a, 8/23/17
dan87 said:
Superbad is gold man! Haha still laugh at all the crazy stuff in this movie
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