That write off quote is probably my second favorite.
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In an apartment that may or may not contain a chicken.watty said:
My favorite line comes from my favorite episode, The Hello: "Darren,if you had told me 20 years ago that one day I would solve the world's energy crisis, I'd have said you're crazy. Now, help me push this big ball of oil out the window." (I'm sure that's not 100% exact but it's close).
I could list about 100 others that I love and quote quite often.
Great episode
A marble rye...from Schnitzer's
Look to the cookie Elaine...
Yada, Yada, Yada...
Yada, Yada, Yada...
"John Cheever, you ever read any of his work?"
"Yeah, umm I'm familiar with some of his writing"
"Yeah, umm I'm familiar with some of his writing"
Way too many to choose from, but here are a few....
Puddy to Elaine when she unbuttons his shirt to see that he painted his chest for a Devils game....
George talking to Jerry about an apology from Jason Hankey that he never got....
George after he flies to Columbus Ohio to try and use a line on a business partner....
From the same episode when Jerry finds out that the tennis pro sucks at tennis....
Puddy to Elaine when she unbuttons his shirt to see that he painted his chest for a Devils game....
Quote:
No I said no more face painting, and as you can see.....this is not my face..
George talking to Jerry about an apology from Jason Hankey that he never got....
Quote:
Instead of an apology, he was beboppin and scattin all over me!
George after he flies to Columbus Ohio to try and use a line on a business partner....
Quote:
Oh yeah Riley, well the jerk store called.....they're running out of you!
From the same episode when Jerry finds out that the tennis pro sucks at tennis....
Quote:
So concerned was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of mediaeval sexual payola?
Kenny Rogers Roasters
"Wear some more lipstick"
"it was his high score in bowling"
"it was his high score in bowling"
"Was that wrong...should I have not done that?"
'I'm giving you a raise!'
You're killing independent George!
We are living in a society!
That's a shame
Get OUT!
Oh, I'm out there Jerry, and I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!
Oh, I'm sorry, the correct answer is Moops
Hello...Newman
You're killing independent George!
We are living in a society!
That's a shame
Get OUT!
Oh, I'm out there Jerry, and I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!
Oh, I'm sorry, the correct answer is Moops
Hello...Newman
The Contest. Kramer takes 39 seconds to declare "I'm out".
I've always wondered how long it was. Never bothered to time it.
That was Friends.....Brian Earl Spilner said:
We were on a break!!!
I can't go to a restaurant, in which I have to wait, without thinking about "Cartwright........Cartwright....."easttexasaggie04 said:
Haha I forgot about Cartwright. That makes me laugh just thinking about it.
"Who's Cartwright?"
"I'm Cartwright"
Sooo many good episodes and clips. My wife and I find ways to work in "you don't even know what a write-off is" into our conversations on a regular basis.
No mention of Newman yet? Underrated...
No mention of Newman yet? Underrated...
The episode that Kramer is working as a mall santa and becomes a communist because of Elaine's boyfriend.
"You're a communist, hey this guys a commie!" - little kid
"You're a communist, hey this guys a commie!" - little kid
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Any time Puddy says:
"Yeah that's right"
"Yeah that's right"
Helllllllllllloooo
"And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them."Stive said:
You know how to take the reservation, but you don't know how to KEEP the reservation.
CJS4715 said:
Helllllllllllloooo
When my daughter won't smile for a photo, I say that, and it works every time
Oh. My. GOD!!!!agracer said:That was Friends.....Brian Earl Spilner said:
We were on a break!!!
Maybe the dingo ate your baby
Jerry's Answering Machine: "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back."
or
"Kruger, my son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought"
or
"Kruger, my son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought"
You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought.
PUDDY: (Still holding out his hand) Don't leave me hangin'
ELAINE: You're a salesman now - and the high-five is.. it's very grease monkey.
PUDDY: What did I tell you about that?
ELAINE: I'm sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid.
PUDDY: Oh yeah? I'll tell you what's stupid. You. Stupid.
ELAINE: Well, that is really mature.
PUDDY: Yeah? So are you.
ELAINE: Huh?
PUDDY: You're the grease monkey.
Well, why go to a fine restaurant when you could just stick something in the microwave... Why go to the park and fly a kite when you could just pop a pill?
Just beat me to the first quote!
PUDDY: (Still holding out his hand) Don't leave me hangin'
ELAINE: You're a salesman now - and the high-five is.. it's very grease monkey.
PUDDY: What did I tell you about that?
ELAINE: I'm sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid.
PUDDY: Oh yeah? I'll tell you what's stupid. You. Stupid.
ELAINE: Well, that is really mature.
PUDDY: Yeah? So are you.
ELAINE: Huh?
PUDDY: You're the grease monkey.
Well, why go to a fine restaurant when you could just stick something in the microwave... Why go to the park and fly a kite when you could just pop a pill?
Just beat me to the first quote!
Stella!!
Calzone's from Pisano's for Steinbrenner...
What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?
What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?
You had to have the biiig salad....
Was it a pick....or a scratch?
It's like a regular salad...but bigger. And it's got a lot of stuff on it.
You'll never believe it Doc, one in a million shot, ONE IN A MILLION!
Sophie: But I did. My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor
in my bathing suit.
Jerry (walking out): Alright, that's it for me. You've been great. Goodnight
everybody.
in my bathing suit.
Jerry (walking out): Alright, that's it for me. You've been great. Goodnight
everybody.
Sweet fancy Moses!
You can stuff your sorries in a sock, mister!
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
George: She calls me up at my office. She says, "We have to talk."
Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.
George: That or "Whose bra is this?"
Jerry: That's worse.
You can stuff your sorries in a sock, mister!
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
George: She calls me up at my office. She says, "We have to talk."
Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.
George: That or "Whose bra is this?"
Jerry: That's worse.
Oh, the humanity! Newman cries as his mail truck catches fire from the sewing machine that he is dragging underneath the truck
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