TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT sounds batsh*t insane...

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3:43p, 6/25/17
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I'm still trying to figure out what's batsheet insane about Transformers.
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7:49p, 6/25/17
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Saw today. Liked it. Much better than 3 or 4, not as good as 1 or 2, but still enjoyable. Love the knights angle too.
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In reply to annie88 • 9:04p, 6/25/17
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annie88 said:
Saw today. Liked it. Much better than 3 or 4, not as good as 1 or 2, but still enjoyable. Love the knights angle too.
here we go! We're building up some steam! Hell yeah - I'm in!

I saw 2 trucks today with Transformers stickers. I smell an Academy!!!
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9:31p, 6/25/17
The butler was the best.
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11:12p, 6/25/17
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I hated the last one. Liked this one quite a bit. Probably helped that my son is a huge transformers fan, but we all had fun with the. I do.
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11:34p, 6/25/17
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Berzerker is my new favorite bad guy transformer...
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In reply to TyHolden • 11:42p, 6/25/17
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DSAg44 said:
Berzerker is my new favorite bad guy transformer...


All I could think of when he came was Clerks and that song.

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making **** Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
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In reply to israeliag • 8:02a, 6/26/17
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israeliag said:
CrottyKid said:
Could the weird dialogue flow, 90's pop song references, and long scenes with prolongued robot CGI all be the result of basically marketing this to Asia first? Perhaps everyone realized that they should make a movie that appeals to China and then hope people in the U.S. will add a little gravy.

It kind of sounds like reverse Japanamation. The issues discussed are issues that plague imported movies from Asia to the U.S., but in this instance the film is made in the U.S. and shot in English, so it is screwing with our brains. Does that make sense?
Or they wrote the script, Google-translated it to Chinese, and then Google-translated it back to English.

I haven't seen the movie but that sounds highly plausible from what I've heard.
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8:13a, 6/26/17
"You want a hail mary? How bout PHYSICS!!!"

I actually lol'd at that line in the movie
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3:36p, 6/27/17
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My friend just told me that Shia Lebouf and Megan Fox are now out of it. Does that mean they are all standalone movies now? Did they kill off their characters? Does Optimus and BumbleBee think it's Shia and Megan?
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In reply to cr0wbar • 3:43p, 6/27/17
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Fox was only in the first two. She signed for the third, but then dropped out after a spat/disagreement with Bay. She was replaced with a brand new love interest/character played by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. The third movie was Shia's last, as his "arc" was basically complete at that point.

Wahlberg is the star of four and five. Plays a new character named Cade Yeager from Texas. Optimus was hiding out / decommissioned (It's unclear which) and eventually ends up on Wahlberg's farm in Texas.
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6:29a, 6/28/17
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Does this new gal look exactly like Megan Fox because I saw her in the preview assumed it was Fox?
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In reply to YouBet • 8:44a, 6/28/17
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YouBet said:
Does this new gal look exactly like Megan Fox because I saw her in the preview assumed it was Fox?
Not terribly far off depending on the picture.

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10:57a, 6/28/17
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In reply to TCTTS • 11:04a, 6/28/17
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TCTTS said:
She signed for the third, but then dropped out after a spat/disagreement with Bay.
That's one way of saying she got fired after calling Michael Bay Hitler
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In reply to israeliag • 2:22p, 6/28/17
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israeliag said:
TCTTS said:
She signed for the third, but then dropped out after a spat/disagreement with Bay.
That's one way of saying she got fired after calling Michael Bay Hitler
She also claimed that he made her wash his car as part of her audition.
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In reply to GiveEmHellBill • 2:25p, 6/28/17
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GiveEmHellBill said:
israeliag said:
TCTTS said:
She signed for the third, but then dropped out after a spat/disagreement with Bay.
That's one way of saying she got fired after calling Michael Bay Hitler
She also claimed that he made her wash his car as part of her audition.
she's good at washing stuff.

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In reply to jeffk • 3:30p, 6/28/17
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jeffk said:
So is this a sequel to the Sean Connery movie "First Knight?"

But with Transformers?


No, it's the prequel to Black Knight with Martin Lawrence.
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In reply to TCTTS • 3:31p, 6/28/17
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TCTTS said:


Haha, that was an awesome review....funny, plus reaffirmed my decision to stop seeing these movies after the second stupid one.
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In reply to Flashdiaz • 3:46p, 6/28/17
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Flashdiaz said:
GiveEmHellBill said:
israeliag said:
TCTTS said:
She signed for the third, but then dropped out after a spat/disagreement with Bay.
That's one way of saying she got fired after calling Michael Bay Hitler
She also claimed that he made her wash his car as part of her audition.
she's good at washing stuff.

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8:42p, 7/10/17
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In reply to tamusc • 9:25a, 9/23/17
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tamusc said:
YouBet said:
Does this new gal look exactly like Megan Fox because I saw her in the preview assumed it was Fox?
Not terribly far off depending on the picture.

Girl on the left looks nothing like the girl in the movie but whatevs I finally saw this and it was nuts.

While completely nonsensical and probably the worst edited film I've ever seen it was more entertaining that some of the others in this series.

And thank god there will be another one!
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9:41p, 9/29/17
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Good gosh!

Finally saw it and... What the hell was that!?

I'm a sucker for these flicks. What's wrong with mindless fun? The last one was all over the place. This one was... I have no idea. Seriously, what the hell was that?

So many plot holes I don't know where to begin. So many scenes that had no point. Lol... It was almost entertaining because of how bad it was.

I'm sure nobody cares to look, but I've defended this series as fun in this thread. But I'm pretty much done at this point. They aren't even trying in terms of story telling. Lol, it was so bad!
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