The movie sucks.
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Last: 19 min ago by Brian Earl Spilner
Makes for a fun gag, but this thing is so edited that it's hard to tell if this movie is truly as awkward as shownBrian Earl Spilner said:Madame Web is the greatest movie of all time pic.twitter.com/XBGFGbBgQg
— ً (@tylerduran21) February 16, 2024
Dang I forgot the best spoilers of all. I'll even include the ridiculous spoiler tags which are a pain in the Madame Web on mobile.
She has a vision of her boss getting in a wreck in an ambulance where he dies. His face doesn't have a scratch but he's bleeding through his shirt as she gives him chest compressions. She literally tries to stop him for about a second before he drives 20 feet and gets smoked by a dump truck. It was like a scene out of Final Destination.
Speaking of ambulances she also ramps one through a sign out of a parking garage? And spears evil spidey off a car with the ambulance.
She has a vision of her boss getting in a wreck in an ambulance where he dies. His face doesn't have a scratch but he's bleeding through his shirt as she gives him chest compressions. She literally tries to stop him for about a second before he drives 20 feet and gets smoked by a dump truck. It was like a scene out of Final Destination.
Speaking of ambulances she also ramps one through a sign out of a parking garage? And spears evil spidey off a car with the ambulance.
And it takes place in the 90s? Or maybe not? Is that correct?
2003.
More spoilers
Unnamed baby Peter Parker is in the movie. Uncle Ben drives Peter's mom to the hospital when she goes into labor. They never say his name in the movie..
More spoilers
Unnamed baby Peter Parker is in the movie. Uncle Ben drives Peter's mom to the hospital when she goes into labor. They never say his name in the movie..
I'm not against watching bad movies. They have their place for fun and also to make you appreciate the good ones. There's a lot of great movies I haven't see though and with little kids I have to be selective about what I watch and when.
On top of that just feel like these Sony movies are the laziest attempt at latching onto the success of the MCU that I've ever seen so I take a moral stand by not watching them. No need to thank me for my service.
On top of that just feel like these Sony movies are the laziest attempt at latching onto the success of the MCU that I've ever seen so I take a moral stand by not watching them. No need to thank me for my service.
Hey, not all heroes wear capes.PDWT_12 said:
I'm not against watching bad movies. They have their place for fun and also to make you appreciate the good ones. There's a lot of great movies I haven't see though and with little kids I have to be selective about what I watch and when.
On top of that just feel like these Sony movies are the laziest attempt at latching onto the success of the MCU that I've ever seen so I take a moral stand by not watching them. No need to thank me for my service.
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Hey, not all heroes wear capes.
Madam Web, for instance.
I don't know I haven't seen the movie she may have the biggest freaking cape ever.
holy crap I'm out in public and now can't stop cackling like an idiot at thisDefinitely Not A Cop said:
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whelp….we'll see how close I get….didnt realize madam web was basically getting the red carpet of weekend roll outs…..jokershady said:jokershady said:
Deadpool 3 will beat it….madam web won't bank over 70 million domestic and Deadpool 3 will crush that opening weekend
you know what....im updating this.....
madam web will not gross over 50 million US domestic.....opening weekend will come in under 20 million domestic.....
deadpool 3 will beat madam web's total US domestic monies by end of day friday (assuming it premieres on a thursday)
Opened on a Wednesday…..and Monday is a holiday….does the Monday count for opening "weekend"
Wednesday grossed 6,051,012 for an average per theatre of $1,507….
Thursday grossed 2,153,607 for an average per theatre of $536…..
We'll see what Friday and Saturday bring…..was just thinking Thursday - Sunday when I made the 20 mil prediction but who knows could still be right…..
They're projecting $24M for Madame Web over the first six days, through the Monday holiday. I'll say you weren't far off considering the weird opening day.
Pure weekend was definitely below $20M.
Deadpool will smash that on its opening day. That would've been the better question a week ago. Not so much anymore.
Pure weekend was definitely below $20M.
Deadpool will smash that on its opening day. That would've been the better question a week ago. Not so much anymore.
Also, I'm happy to say Blue Beetle did much better, having $29M opening weekend, without the benefit of any holidays or mid-week opening.
That was a fun movie and deserved to not be the biggest comic movie flop.
That was a fun movie and deserved to not be the biggest comic movie flop.
I watched it on a flight and enjoyed it.
Henry Cavill expressing interest in playing Captain Britain. Probably nothing will come of it, but would be cool.
Let's do more math….
Over the past 3 days the average revenue per theater has been $1,038. It's currently playing in 4,013 theaters….
Now…some of those theaters will only have it on one screen due to being smaller….others will have it on 2-3 screens…..so let's say per theater its on 1.5 screens which gives a total of 6020 (rounded up) total screens it's playing on in the USA…..
Now….prices vary per ticket and I did a check could range anywhere from $9 - $12 for average theaters…..so let's go with $10.50 per ticket……
That means per movie screen, you have an average of $691 dollars per theater screen (4013 theaters X $1,038 average revenue / 6020 total movie screens)……take $691 / $10.50 per ticket gives you approximately 65 people per theater screen per day…..
Now….how many showings per day per screen? My guess is somewhere between 4 - 5….so let's say 4.5 depending on the theater…..
That means on average 12 - 18 people in a theater to watch this thing on opening weekend per showing…..daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
Over the past 3 days the average revenue per theater has been $1,038. It's currently playing in 4,013 theaters….
Now…some of those theaters will only have it on one screen due to being smaller….others will have it on 2-3 screens…..so let's say per theater its on 1.5 screens which gives a total of 6020 (rounded up) total screens it's playing on in the USA…..
Now….prices vary per ticket and I did a check could range anywhere from $9 - $12 for average theaters…..so let's go with $10.50 per ticket……
That means per movie screen, you have an average of $691 dollars per theater screen (4013 theaters X $1,038 average revenue / 6020 total movie screens)……take $691 / $10.50 per ticket gives you approximately 65 people per theater screen per day…..
Now….how many showings per day per screen? My guess is somewhere between 4 - 5….so let's say 4.5 depending on the theater…..
That means on average 12 - 18 people in a theater to watch this thing on opening weekend per showing…..daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
I respect the work you put into that.
Gave me something to do while taking a quick dump….
jokershady said:
Now….prices vary per ticket and I did a check could range anywhere from $9 - $12 for average theaters…..so let's go with $10.50 per ticket……
Where the **** are you watching movies??
I only go to the movies 3-4 times a year at max to Alamo drafthouse in Katy….thats what I found on the internet as a national average….Sex Panther said:jokershady said:
Now….prices vary per ticket and I did a check could range anywhere from $9 - $12 for average theaters…..so let's go with $10.50 per ticket……
Where the **** are you watching movies??
Question is where are you going?
I just paid $19.89 to see Drive-Away Dolls next weekend at the Alamo Drafthouse LA.
Paid $29.14 per ticket to see Dune: Part Two the week after that in IMAX.
I can't remember the last time I paid less than even $15 for a ticket. Close to a decade ago?
Paid $29.14 per ticket to see Dune: Part Two the week after that in IMAX.
I can't remember the last time I paid less than even $15 for a ticket. Close to a decade ago?
Holy crap man. I know you hate AMC, but you could be saving a ton of money with A-List. Costs less than a single IMAX ticket for you.
whelp I'll adjust the math and that makes the attendees per showing time even worse….TCTTS said:
I just paid $19.89 to see Drive-Away Dolls next weekend at the Alamo Drafthouse LA.
Paid $29.14 per ticket to see Dune: Part Two the week after that in IMAX.
I can't remember the last time I paid less than even $15 for a ticket. Close to a decade ago?
Packed house opening weekend for a huge blockbuster, nothing tops the Chinese Theater IMAX. When I have access to an experience like that, going to an AMC feels like negligence. And the Alamo Drafthouse downtown fills that "speciality" gap until the ArcLight Hollywood finally returns next year, which will probably cost around the same. Overall, I'll happily pay these prices, if only because seeing movies at these places is unlike anywhere else in the world.
Premier cinemas Burleson. Never pay more than $10.
Ok I'm going to update the math and do $11 a ticket and $13 a ticket and just give the whole number for each one for the average # of people per showing across the US…..and I will NOT show my work….jokershady said:
Let's do more math….
Over the past 3 days the average revenue per theater has been $1,038. It's currently playing in 4,013 theaters….
Now…some of those theaters will only have it on one screen due to being smaller….others will have it on 2-3 screens…..so let's say per theater its on 1.5 screens which gives a total of 6020 (rounded up) total screens it's playing on in the USA…..
Now….prices vary per ticket and I did a check could range anywhere from $9 - $12 for average theaters…..so let's go with $10.50 per ticket……
That means per movie screen, you have an average of $691 dollars per theater screen (4013 theaters X $1,038 average revenue / 6020 total movie screens)……take $691 / $10.50 per ticket gives you approximately 65 people per theater screen per day…..
Now….how many showings per day per screen? My guess is somewhere between 4 - 5….so let's say 4.5 depending on the theater…..
That means on average 12 - 18 people in a theater to watch this thing on opening weekend per showing…..daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
$11 a ticket: 13 people per showing across the US
$13 a ticket: 11 people per showing across the US
THAT. SUCKS.
And if I were to re-do this after Sunday the average will probably drop a tad as Sunday will be low just based on history for all weekend releases…..Saturday who the heck knows what to expect for this turd….
I miss the $4 matinee in College Station
Paid that to go see The Simpsons Movie at midnight opening night to a packed theater of goofy Aggies….still remember that being one of the best movie going experiences simply because the group laughter…..
And yeah it was $4
And yeah it was $4
CS Cinemark on a Friday night was always a blast.
sburg2007 said:
Premier cinemas Burleson. Never pay more than $10.
I laughed at loud at this after reading TCs post above about great LA theatres.
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
Welp, we didn't hate it.
91G 'EM 94GGIES!
Hey, I'm still very much entertained and personally would rather NOT be in a full theater. Plus, I can get my icee and be out cheaper than $15.
jokershady said:I only go to the movies 3-4 times a year at max to Alamo drafthouse in Katy….thats what I found on the internet as a national average….Sex Panther said:jokershady said:
Now….prices vary per ticket and I did a check could range anywhere from $9 - $12 for average theaters…..so let's go with $10.50 per ticket……
Where the **** are you watching movies??
Question is where are you going?
Primarily Dallas. AMC IMAX is like $23. I think Drafthouse is $16... I saw The Beekeeper this week in Manhattan and that was $25 well spent... I did see Godzilla Minus One at the Chinese Theater in LA that TC mentioned. I don't remember how much it was but it was expensive. But it was an awesome theater experience.
But all that said I have AMC A-List which like Spilner said, if you go to movies fairly frequently, you're crazy to not have. If you see one a month you pretty much come out ahead. But even though I have A-List - sometimes I still go to Drafthouse just because I like the theater.
Madam Web has made less this weekend than the Marvels did in its first day. That said, the budget was about 1/3 of the Marvels' as well. It's a real race to the bottom on this one.
Pure weekend was $15M, which is about half of what Blue Beetle did. ($29M)
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