*** MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE *** [Staff message on OP]

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They should have done this with The Mandalorian instead of trying to tie it into everything else. They could've just done a monster of the week type show with serialized episodes scattered throughout and it would've been awesome
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Watch the 4 extra minutes of Endgame just be Luis explaining what happened. Would be an epic troll job.



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Is it a troll if everybody loves it?
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Someone here did just that as a post and it was friggin hilarious!
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jokershady said:

Someone here did just that as a post and it was friggin hilarious!


I was reminding my son of that post last night.
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RikkiTikkaTagem said:

TCTTS said:




The greatest ending would be:

Dr. Doom pulls off his mask revealing that he is RDJ. Everybody fake gasps.

RDJ then pulls off his mask (mission impossible style) and reveals that he is actually Deadpool.

Then Luis pops in the scene and gets everybody caught up revealing that…(thanks to some chat gpt help)
INT. AVENGERS COMPOUND DAY
(The camera is handheld, following Luis as he bursts through a hallway, clearly mid-story. He's holding a soda, gesturing wildly. Deadpool is lounging in the background, eating chimichangas.)

LUIS:
Okay, so, picture thisright? I'm at my cousin Ernesto's birthday party, and I'm talking to this dude who knows a guy who was a set painter for Iron Man 3, and he saysget thisDeadpool's been trying to get into an Avengers movie for years, man. Like, straight up camping outside Kevin Feige's house, "accidentally" delivering Uber Eats, wearing one of those mustaches that's just, like, felt with glue.

(Cut to quick flashback montage: Deadpool in a trench coat delivering tacos to a suspicious Kevin Feige.)

LUIS (V.O.):
And everybody's like, "Nah man, you're too Rated R, the mouse ain't ready for that," and Deadpool's all, "Cool, cool, cool, so I'll just make my own Avengers-level event."

(Cut back to Luis, who takes a dramatic sip from his soda.)

LUIS:
So what does this guy do? Pretends to be Doctor Doom. Yeah! He rents this beat-up green cloak from a Spirit Halloween in Burbank, learns, like, three phrases in Latverian, starts a fake invasion of New York. I'm talking explosions, laser beams, people screaminglike, "Oh no, not the Chrysler Building!"

(Flashback montage: Deadpool in a duct-taped Doom mask, awkwardly reading from cue cards while explosions go off behind him.)

LUIS (V.O.):
And here's the crazy part, everybody's like "Oh no it's Loki again." Realizing that didn't work, he tells me, "Luis, the only way people will take Doom seriously is if you cast Robert Downey Jr. as him." And I'm like, "But bro, wasn't he Iron Man?" And Deadpool's like, "Exactly, man, it's meta. The fans will lose their minds. It's like the Spider-Verse, but with lawsuits."

(Back to present: Luis is now pacing, building up steam.)

LUIS:
So now, all the heroes are freaking out, the Avengers assemble, and Deadpool's just sitting there like, "Oh wow, how did I get here? Guess I'm part of the team now." And the wildest thing? Nobody even noticed until Hulk was like, "Wait… why does Doom smell like chimichangas?" Boom! Mask comes off, everybody's yelling, Tony Stark is confused 'cause he's dead but also somehow watching from the afterlife, and

DEADPOOL (off-camera):
Spoilers, Luis. Some of us haven't seen Endgame yet.

LUIS:
Man, that movie came out in 2019.

DEADPOOL:
Yeah, and Morbius came out in 2022. Doesn't mean I've seen it.

LUIS:
Nobody's seen it, bro



Are yall talking about this one?
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Nah doesn't seem like it
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I would probably go see Endgame again regardless of the Doom connection, but it sounds like some major BS that they're shoehorning in some new content so that Doom makes sense.
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I did a short pre-Endgame one that might be the one y'all are thinking of...

fig96 said:

Okay okay so like you know Thanos snapped and everybody blipped and I was like "damn where'd everybody go" and we're all like "oh no are there any Avengers left" and Captain America is like "Yo man I gotchu but I don't know what to do" and then Captain Marvel shows up and her haircut means business but she also has like this feminine energy but you know she can get the job done…

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fig96 said:

I did a short pre-Endgame one that might be the one y'all are thinking of...

fig96 said:

Okay okay so like you know Thanos snapped and everybody blipped and I was like "damn where'd everybody go" and we're all like "oh no are there any Avengers left" and Captain America is like "Yo man I gotchu but I don't know what to do" and then Captain Marvel shows up and her haircut means business but she also has like this feminine energy but you know she can get the job done…


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TCTTS said:




Grown up Franklin in battle world. Looks like a mini Pedro
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That seems to be the most popular guess, and it would make sense. Jupe is a fantastic actor too.
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Saxsoon said:

TCTTS said:




Grown up Franklin in battle world. Looks like a mini Pedro

The least secret secret role of all time.
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They'll have to blonde him up, if the end of First Steps is any indication.
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rhutton125 said:

They'll have to blonde him up, if the end of First Steps is any indication.

Tons of kids have blonde hair as babies and it gets darker as they age.
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Today, I was sitting at a railroad crossing as a train was passing. I look up, and on the side of a rail car, someone spray painted a giant, purple dong with the words "Thanos' D*ck."
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CharleyKerfeld said:

rhutton125 said:

They'll have to blonde him up, if the end of First Steps is any indication.

Tons of kids have blonde hair as babies and it gets darker as they age.


He was four at the end though
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TexasAggie_02 said:

CharleyKerfeld said:

rhutton125 said:

They'll have to blonde him up, if the end of First Steps is any indication.

Tons of kids have blonde hair as babies and it gets darker as they age.


He was four at the end though


This. I know toddler's hair color can change but there's a time jump at the post credits. That kid would have to go from platinum blonde to straight Mexican.
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fig96 said:

I did a short pre-Endgame one that might be the one y'all are thinking of...

fig96 said:

Okay okay so like you know Thanos snapped and everybody blipped and I was like "damn where'd everybody go" and we're all like "oh no are there any Avengers left" and Captain America is like "Yo man I gotchu but I don't know what to do" and then Captain Marvel shows up and her haircut means business but she also has like this feminine energy but you know she can get the job done…


that was it!!
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pretty sure Michael Pena said in an interview once that they filmed Luis giving a recap of everything leading up to either IW or Endgame, but they never released it.
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RELEASE THE LUIS CUT!!!
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PatAg said:

TexasAggie_02 said:

CharleyKerfeld said:

rhutton125 said:

They'll have to blonde him up, if the end of First Steps is any indication.

Tons of kids have blonde hair as babies and it gets darker as they age.

He was four at the end though


A lot of people are blonde until like 8-10, and then darken
CharleyKerfeld
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It wouldn't be TexAgs if the issue of the day wasn't Franklin Richards' hair color in a film where they are doing such hardcore ret-conning that they're releasing another movie over again to cram new footage into.
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CharleyKerfeld said:

It wouldn't be TexAgs if the issue of the day wasn't Franklin Richards' hair color in a film where they are doing such hardcore ret-conning that they're releasing another movie over again to cram new footage into.

I am wrong? Time to pivot!
But this discussion on his hair is the real high level movie criticism the people are looking for.
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PatAg said:

CharleyKerfeld said:

It wouldn't be TexAgs if the issue of the day wasn't Franklin Richards' hair color in a film where they are doing such hardcore ret-conning that they're releasing another movie over again to cram new footage into.

I am wrong? Time to pivot!
But this discussion on his hair is the real high level movie criticism the people are looking for.


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