Actual words ghostwritten by me that are now in a book that has been published and now lives on this planet forever.
Even more bizarre is that the famous white paper mentioned above was published under the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto, who is not a real person. A few people have claimed to be its author over the years to try and get a big dose of the Bitcoin empire, but all have been discredited. Despite the fact that the technology didn't have an actual author, a group decided to go ahead and implement it anyway, which most conspiracy theorists would have a panic attack over. Because honestly, it sort of sounds like the time in Star Wars when the Jedi decided to fight alongside an army of clones when nobody knew who actually decided to place an order to create them. Fast forward a few years, and suddenly the egg was on a lot of Jedi faces when those same clones were gunning them down per the secret orders of the Emperor.
But I digress.