Holy crap, someone is manning one of the gun turrets in the Falcon. Cool!

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That is a WEIRD hand. Notice the arm hair (?) at the wrist.... shudder....

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It's a hutt

Mr. Plinkett and his episode 1-3 reviews. Some of the best out there!

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Holy crap, someone is manning one of the gun turrets in the Falcon. Cool!

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Where exactly are those turrets if you are looking at the Falcon from the outside? In new hope there are 2 and it looks like they are at the top and bottom of the ship. But the way they are seated it looks like the side of the ship.

I've always wondered this. Somebody help me out!

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Where exactly are those turrets if you are looking at the Falcon from the outside? In new hope there are 2 and it looks like they are at the top and bottom of the ship. But the way they are seated it looks like the side of the ship.

I've always wondered this. Somebody help me out!

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They are at the top and bottom of the ship. That's why the ladders look weird.

Star Wars Battlefront came out tonight. I believe they said they would explain the battle for Jakku in the game. If anyone finds the campaign video or description of what took place that's not the sucky one on wookiepedia. hook me up!

The free Jakku DLC doesn't come out for a month (which is when the movie launches).

ONE MONTH FROM TODAY

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One month from today I will be prepping for the 7:00 showing at a very basic and very local theater... doesn't matter cause Star Wars.

Key reminders will be to eat typical meals so that my stomach doesn't try anything funny, and don't drink too much of anything all day, because having to go to the bathroom during this movie will probably make me cry!

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Key reminders will be to eat typical meals so that my stomach doesn't try anything funny, and don't drink too much of anything all day, because having to go to the bathroom during this movie will probably make me cry!

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My brother threw down a huge coke during ROTS, and he kept holding it hoping the movie would end. He ended up running out just as Padme & Obi-Wan landed on Mustafar. He said the people lined up for the next show threw popcorn at him and heckled him. Haha.

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Key reminders will be to eat typical meals so that my stomach doesn't try anything funny, and don't drink too much of anything all day, because having to go to the bathroom during this movie will probably make me cry!

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My brother threw down a huge coke during ROTS, and he kept holding it hoping the movie would end. He ended up running out just as Padme & Obi-Wan landed on Mustafar. He said the people lined up for the next show threw popcorn at him and heckled him. Haha.

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I didn't drink any water after like 11 a.m. in anticipation of the midnight showing for ROTS, then had to get out of line (place was saved of course) before the movie when I felt like I was going to pass out from dehydration.

When we went to see TPM for the first time, my brother was about to burst and missed the initial scuffle between Qui-Gon and Maul. Just shook my head at him when he came back and said, "Did I miss anything?"

My fun Star Wars game for the day:
The word "boy" is used throughout the trilogy, usually in reference to Luke or Lil Orphan Ani. Those lines of dialogue are infinitely more enjoyable if you replace the word "boy" with the word that rhymes with witch and is seen on TexAgs as "beetch".

A few examples.

Mace Windu: "You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force; you believe it's this beetch?"

Darth Vader: "He's just a beetch. Obi-Wan can no longer help him."

Padme Amidala: "Oh Anakin, you'll always be that little beetch I knew on Tatooine."

I invite you to play along.

I'll be getting on the LIRR to Manhattan probably right around this hour, maybe noon, getting ready to pass the hours in the city until 7 pm. Figured I'd take the whole day off work so as to not take any risks.

I'll get to the theater around 5 pm to people-watch and hopefully get some pics with some of the costumed nerds. And no liquids after 4 pm.

You guys are paranoid. I'm going to get plastered before I go into the movie.

I tend to forget about 30% of things when I'm drunk. Would be fun at the time but I'd regret it by the next day.

Kenobi: That beetch is our last hope.
Yoda (serious / non-cartoonish sentence structure): No, there is another.

Random Naboo guard: "The beetch is here to see Padme."

Palpy: "Use your aggressive feelings, beetch!"

QUI-GON : I'll wager my new racing pod against...say...the beitch and his mother.
WATTO : A Pod for slaves. I don't think so...well, perhaps. Just one...the mother, maybe...the beitch isn't for sale.
QUI-GON : The beitch is small, he can't be worth much.
WATTO : No Pod's worth two slaves...not by a long shot.
QUI-GON : The beitch, then.

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QUI-GON : I'll wager my new racing pod against...say...the beitch and his mother.
WATTO : A Pod for slaves. I don't think so...well, perhaps. Just one...the mother, maybe...the beitch isn't for sale.
QUI-GON : The beitch is small, he can't be worth much.
WATTO : No Pod's worth two slaves...not by a long shot.
QUI-GON : The beitch, then.

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You have butchered the dialogue, I am going to have to fine you 500 midichlorians.

I shortened it.

Ironic that someone who claims to hate Phantom Menace is the one defending its dialogue.

Creating endless test accounts can get boring.

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Ironic that someone who claims to hate Phantom Menace is the one defending its dialogue.

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I don't hate TPM. I like it 5th best of the existing 6 movies.

Luke: "Ben? Ben Kenobi? Beetch, am I glad to see you!"

http://www.wired.com/2015/11/building-the-star-wars-universe