idiot...of course the monkey will know how to fly the plane. Anybody can be a pilot, including monkeys who have never seen a cockpit before. Flaps adjusted, throttle up, pull up.......easy. I doubt he can land it though
Will it take off?
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OK, so let's assume the monkey gets the plane up, as apparently any living creature should be able to do this. I agree that landing would be difficult, but let's also assume the monkey could land the plane on a normal runway.
NOW- what if the monkey had to do 3 passes around the airport and then land on the conveyor belt runway he took off from? Will it land?
NOW- what if the monkey had to do 3 passes around the airport and then land on the conveyor belt runway he took off from? Will it land?
No because only trained pilots have the skill to land a plane....a monkey doesn't have the skill.
the monkey creates sufficient lift for the plain, gosh!!!
What if it was a really smart monkey- like koko the sign language monkey, one of the monkeys that flew a rocket into space, or that monkey that was in Outbreak?
What if it was a NASA monkey? That monkey might be smart enough to land the plane.
But I'm not sure I'd want to fly with some..
MOTHER****IN MONKEYS ON A PLANE!!!
But I'm not sure I'd want to fly with some..
MOTHER****IN MONKEYS ON A PLANE!!!
The plane WON'T Fly! I've been mistaken! The conveyor belt would provide so much torque that the plane would dive nose first into the runway!
hey videoag98.....well on dec 4th I had gone over to nerdery to invite the clever people to come to gb to answer your question.
when i checked back in today it had started of a new thread there...so you have about another 140 more posts to this thread..dont know if you know any way of merging them
they have got vector( or whatever) diagrams and sketches too
http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=765504&forum_id=30
[This message has been edited by polpunk (edited 12/9/2006 7:34p).]
when i checked back in today it had started of a new thread there...so you have about another 140 more posts to this thread..dont know if you know any way of merging them
they have got vector( or whatever) diagrams and sketches too
http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=765504&forum_id=30
[This message has been edited by polpunk (edited 12/9/2006 7:34p).]
Come on people! We haven't even considered the conservation of angular momentum! It the planes wheels are accelerated to such a high speed by the conveyor, it might be enough to tilt the plane so its jets provide thrust directed towards the ground!
A jet on a conveyor belt will CRASH!
A jet on a conveyor belt will CRASH!
If there are MOTHER-FU-CK-IN SNAKES on the MOTHER-FU-CK-IN PLANE......will it take off?
onemanarmy-yes
depends on if the snakes had messed up an essential wiring....
Well, these MOTHER-FU-CK-IN SNAKES have pheromones!
They got all MOTHER-FU-CK-IN riled up in this MOTHER-FU-CK-A!
...will it take off?
They got all MOTHER-FU-CK-IN riled up in this MOTHER-FU-CK-A!
...will it take off?
quote:
...will it take off?
Can the snakes all move at once to change the momentum of the plane and get it off the conveyor?
The plane will take off.
Any questions?
Any questions?
You need to be hurt very badly Horn.
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I'm eagerly awaiting the chance to post:
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quote:
The conveyor belt is moot!
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can we get to 200,000 views?
If we convey enough interest.
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But if this is on the conveyor belt, will it still fly?
I dunno but ...
Whoever drew that felt a draft.
Whoever drew that felt a draft.
Don't tease me.
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What about this Airplane? Will it take off?
[This message has been edited by SolidT05 (edited 12/13/2006 12:37p).]
By proclamation this discussion will continue until we are all in complete agreement.
The conveyor belt is moot.
The plane will take off.
hth.
His Royal Lameness has spoken!
( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
The conveyor belt is moot.
The plane will take off.
hth.
His Royal Lameness has spoken!
( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
im betting you can get this thread to 200,000 views alone if you spend all day hitting F5.
Since I'm posting here, this thread is just about dead.
Since I'm posting here, this thread is just about dead.
DAMN YOU HORN!!
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