Have you ever, "Seen something about to happen - and you were right?"

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Of course it happens to us frequently but got ant funny / amazing ones?

We were in our seats at an Aggie football game in the middle of a row and the guy behind us went to get drinks for his family. I said to my wife, " Watch this, he's gonna come back and spill his drinks on somebody"

Sure enough, he comes back with 5 large cokes, barely balanced in a carry all. No lids. Fortunately for us, just before he walked behind us, he stumbled and spilled all 5 not only on our friends next to us but also on the two rows in front of them. Dude took out about 7 people.

My stomach ached from the suppressed laughter. Think how sticky all those Ags were in the 90 degree hear for the next 3 hours…
Tatem
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Anchorhold
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Me to my buddy: "Welp, we're going to win this somehow."
-Halftime of S. Carolina game 2025
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"Fresno State is going to win the college world series"
- me on Saturday during regionals in 2008
An L of an Ag
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This happens in traffic a lot. "Oh man, this guy is gonna do something stupid."

Not sure how much of this is clairvoyance or just living in San Antonio.
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Stumbling out of the Dixie Chicken circa 1989-90 one night. We are walking down the sidewalk toward Boyett street by the 7-11. A white RX-7 came flying around the corner off of University Avenue and hits a parked car. I tell my friend, "I bet that SOB tries to drive off."

Sure enough, the reverse lights come on. The car backs up and drives away, but not before I got the LP. I went to the pay phone at the 7-11 and report a hit and run along with a description of the car and LP. Two months later I got a supeona from CSPD to appear at night court where the driver plead no contest
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An L of an Ag said:

This happens in traffic a lot. "Oh man, this guy is gonna do something stupid."

Not sure how much of this is clairvoyance or just living in San Antonio.


In San Antonio, stupid driving is the norm, unfortunately. I am teaching my teenager to drive, and every time we go out I have to point out about half-dozen illegal things the OTHER drivers are doing
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Burdizzo said:

An L of an Ag said:

This happens in traffic a lot. "Oh man, this guy is gonna do something stupid."

Not sure how much of this is clairvoyance or just living in San Antonio.


In San Antonio, stupid driving is the norm, unfortunately. I am teaching my teenager to drive, and every time we go out I have to point out about half-dozen illegal things the OTHER drivers are doing


When I taught my kids, I had two sayings that they heard a lot:

"Having the 'Right of Way' doesn't matter when you are laying in a hospital bed"

"Always assume that everybody else on the road is an idiot and plan accordingly"


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Unfortunately yes, then UCLA started their come back.
fc2112
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Surprising thing here to me is a guy going to get 5 large drinks during a game. There is no going to the concession stand during a game - AT ALL. That's what halftime is for.

If the wife and kids are so desperate for an overpriced drink, they can go get them themselves.
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Walking back to the dorm from the Rec with a buddy and a guy passes us on a road bike. My buddy says something like "It would suck if that dude wrecked". The guy immediately ate *****
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There was that time when I was watching a horror movie and one of the characters went into a dark room. I remember thinking "turn on the damn light or something bad is going to happen to you!"


Something bad happened to them.
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Yeah, it happened after I didn't think about it too reasonably.

Your mom put out, but I wasn't anticipating the clap.
Southlake
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fc2112 said:

Surprising thing here to me is a guy going to get 5 large drinks during a game. There is no going to the concession stand during a game - AT ALL. That's what halftime is for.

If the wife and kids are so desperate for an overpriced drink, they can go get them themselves.

And, no caps on the drinks.

( I personally never get any concession food or at Kyle. The concessions and their operations are stinking awful and an embarrassment to the University)
Principal Uncertainty
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When the Oilers were up their maximum points at that Buffalo playoff game, I actually thought and/or said "It's not over yet". "If Buffalo doesn't score a touchdown on this possession then it's over" They scored a touchdown. Then I said "As long as the Oilers run some clock and don't make a turnover, it's over" Oilers made a turnover. And the rest is history. Honest truth. I never thought at any time we had that game put away. Battered Oilers Syndrome.
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"This guy is throwing a perfect game. I should pull out my phone and record the very last out."
-he did not throw a perfect game.
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I was watching TV with my (future) wife one night, and stumbled on this live while flipping channels. I paused and said, "Watch this. She's about to say the dumbest thing ever."
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My nephew decided to transition to a female at about age 16 or so.
I said, "He's gonna regret that some day".
I was right, he does.
Wolfpac 08
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Just about every time I see myself opening a thread on the gb I say "I'm gonna regret this…"

I was right again
TxSquarebody
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Superbowl nipple-gate...called it before the first note of the first song.
EastSideAg2002
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I thought the obvious answer was when $#$ing, I announce I am going to $#$# my $#@$, and 10 seconds later it happens....every time.
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Aggie baseball 1995. We ended the season with the 3-game series against t.u. at Disch-Faulk Stadium. t.u. had already beaten us Friday and Saturday. A bunch of us from the CCAMC went to the Sunday game. A teasipper carrying a broom walked in front of us and waved to broom at us. I quietly said to a couple of my Aggie friends, "He is going to look funny with that broom sticking out of his ass."

Aggies went on to win 25-7. Found out the Disch-Faulk scoreboard is not configured to show more that 20 total runs. I I think some of those balls John Curl hit landed in Pflugerville.
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I was about to board a flight in Frankfurt, Germany. Non stop Frankfurt to IAH. 10 hour flight. I see a man pre-boarding, In a wheelchair, on supplemental oxygen, looking like he is in complete liver failure.

I say to my wife, this is not going to end well.

Sure enough, 2 hours from Houston and we are performing CPR on said individual. He did not make it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
maroon barchetta
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Did y'all have to land before Houston or did they just take him all the way to Houston?
maroon barchetta
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TxSquarebody said:

Superbowl nipple-gate...called it before the first note of the first song.


That would have been the most incredible prop bet of all time.
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I asked the Flight attendant if we were diverting. She said the Captain determined it would be quicker to go straight into Houston.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
maroon barchetta
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It's probably where the deceased was going to end up anyway, might as well save a lot of trouble.

I'm guessing they take them off first when you land?
maroon barchetta
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Southlake said:

Of course it happens to us frequently but got ant funny / amazing ones?

We were in our seats at an Aggie football game in the middle of a row and the guy behind us went to get drinks for his family. I said to my wife, " Watch this, he's gonna come back and spill his drinks on somebody"

Sure enough, he comes back with 5 large cokes, barely balanced in a carry all. No lids. Fortunately for us, just before he walked behind us, he stumbled and spilled all 5 not only on our friends next to us but also on the two rows in front of them. Dude took out about 7 people.

My stomach ached from the suppressed laughter. Think how sticky all those Ags were in the 90 degree hear for the next 3 hours…


Concessions probably had no lids.
malenurse
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Correct on both. It's a long story and maybe I'll post a thread on it someday. Don't want to derail this thread
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
Emotional Support Cobra
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That's like $75 worth of $1 soda, too!
VP at Pierce and Pierce
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Sherman punting on 4th & 1 up 35-17 to Arkansas "we are going to lose.

Walking into the stadium in 2021 "we are going to beat bama tonight"
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Tree Hugger said:

Yeah, it happened after I didn't think about it too reasonably.

Your mom put out, but I wasn't anticipating the clap.

That's actually my fault. I started making them applaud me at the end. Excellent way to finish honestly.
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malenurse said:

I was about to board a flight in Frankfurt, Germany. Non stop Frankfurt to IAH. 10 hour flight. I see a man pre-boarding, In a wheelchair, on supplemental oxygen, looking like he is in complete liver failure.

I say to my wife, this is not going to end well.

Sure enough, 2 hours from Houston and we are performing CPR on said individual. He did not make it.

What do they do with a body that dies mid-flight? Gotta be some kind of protocol. They don't just cover it, right?
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Emotional Support Cobra said:

That's like $75 worth of $1 soda, too!


Pepsi products are worth even less.
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