Hockey game threads?

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Tie Hockey Game!!
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The Brave of the Wild!
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Hughes it is!!
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Marcus "Ferrigno" Feligno gets tucked into a 2:00 minute box.
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2nd period empty clock. Intermission --->3rd
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Hockey Sunday Night's Quest for Lord Stanley's Cup! 10 May 2026
***Happy Mother's Day to all the Awesome Moms out there!***

Sabres vs Canadiens - 6:00pm CST - ESPN
Current Series: 1-1 Even Steven
My Players to watch: Josh "Doaner" Doan #91 Right-Wing (BUF) & Phillip "Tird" Danault #24 Center (MTL)

*Scoring Update! Tage Thompson mops up the rebound for a 1-0 Sabres lead! 18:30 1st period
**Scoring Update! Alex Newhook habs a snapshot for an even-steven score. 1-1 1:20 1st period
***Scoring Update! Cole Caulfield drops a knuck-putt past Lyon. 2-1 Habs rushin!
--13:45 2nd period
****Scoring Update! Zack Bolduc slaps it in for a 3-1 Canadien advantage. 8:30 2nd period
*****Scoring Update! Slafkovsky sticks a tip in for 4-1 Habs homecoming. 6:45 2nd period
******Scoring Update! Rasmus Dahlin with a ringin' wrister for a Buffy PP Goal. 4-2 4:40 2nd period
*******Game Update - 2nd Intermission with a 4-2 Ice Battle led by Monty!
********Scoring Update! Kirby Dach with a furious punch in to give the Habs a 5-2 cushion aide. 9:30 2nd period.
*********Scoring Update! Newhook nabs an emtpy net for the canadiens. 6-2 Habs, Oui Oui! - 3:35 3rd period
*Final Update - Montreal loves their Mommas by gifting them a 6-2 habitable beatdown of the Buffs on home ice.


Golden Knights vs Ducks - 8:30pm CST - ESPN
Current Series: 2-1 VGK leads
My Players to watch: Nic "Judge Judgy" Dowd #62 Center & Nathan "The Utility" Gaucher #41 Center
*Scoring Update!! Sennecke slaps a frozen duck through Vegas to take the first quack of the night. 1-0 - 10:45 1st period
**Scoring Update! Pavel "Scorofeyev" Dorofeyev gets the gamblers squared 1-1 - 8:30 1st period
***Scoring Update!! - Granlund scores like a Duck!! 2-1 Annies 3:30 1st period
- This icefest is getting angry real fast
* Game Update - 1st Intermission: 2 Ducks - 1 Knight
*****Scoring Update! Brett Howden strips it in for Vegas to get steven-even 2-2 - 14:50 2nd period
******Scoring Update!! Killorn gets an orange county powerplay goal! 3-2 Mighty's up!
*Game Update - 2nd Intermission: 3 Ducks - 2 Golden Farts
*******Scoring Update! Ian Moore drills a dirty duck past the 4 hole to give ANA a 2 goal advantage. 4-2 - 16:00 3rd period
********Scoring update! Tomas Hertl gets a Golden Fart! 4-3 - 00:45 3rd period
*Final Update! Momma quackles' brood swans the city of sin: 4 Ugly Ducklings - 3 Lake Mead Dumpsters

*Monday night matchup: Avalanche vs Wild 7:00pm CST - ESPN


*Updates for Edits
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Girl singing Canadien National Anthem. Dear god woman.
Roll the Bones
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AG
That was horrid. Sacre bleu!
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Does it seem like goalies aren't as aggressive skating around their own net and showing off their passing skills to push up the ice for an offensive charge?
They seem much more glued to their net and don't skate around as much as in the past.
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AG
Malenstyn wanted all the smoke there. Zero effort to stop
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I like Emily Kaplan. She's a great NHL Inside Reporter.
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Colorado Avalanche vs Minnesota Wild tonight 7:00pm ESPN; Post a pre-game song before puck drops if you'd like.
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Wake up Lord Stanley, its Moon Light Hockey Night! 11 May 2026


Avalanche vs Wild - 7:00pm CST - ESPN
--Current Series: 2-1 'Rados up

---My Players to Watch:
-MIN: Ryan "piece of ****" Hartman #38 Right-Wing
Brock "Squints" Faber #7 Defense
-COL: Ivan "Two Timin' Ivan" Ivan #82 Center
Cale "Rosy Cheeked Assassin" Makar #8 Defense

Here we go!

* Game Update: Official Review at 12:53 1st period, 4 minute double minor. Manson not ejected. 'Sota Pops PP!!!
** Scoring Update! Yurov knicks an ice laser from "Squints" for the initial climb. 1-0 'Sotans 9:15 1st period
*** Game Update: 1st Zamboni cruise - 1-0 tally Ice Fishers up!
**** Scoring Update: Nazem Kadri finds a dead yeti to equalize 1-1 - 11:40 2nd period
***** Game Update - 2nd Intermission kissing sisters for a 1-1 incestual ratio.
****** Scoring Update: Avs take a 1 goal increase thanks to the terrible jinx announcing from Bob Wischusen (play-by-play), Erik Johnson (analyst), and Leah Hextall. Total BS. 11:00 3rd period.
******* Scoring Update: Nico "Das German" Sturm gets crazy for a 2-2 kissing sisters 9:00 3rd period
******** Scoring Update: 3-2 Rocky Mountain Oysters - 5:00 3rd period
*Final Update: 5 Denver Omelettes - 20,000 Lakes of tears...Cold as a Loon on a frozen lake.







*Updates for Edits
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Roll the Bones said:

That was horrid. Sacre bleu!

Sacre feu!

I offered the seller $200.00 USD
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Cool!
 
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