Wake up Lord Stanley, its Moon Light Hockey Night! 11 May 2026
Avalanche vs Wild - 7:00pm CST - ESPN
--Current Series: 2-1 'Rados up
---My Players to Watch:
-MIN: Ryan "piece of ****" Hartman #38 Right-Wing
Brock "Squints" Faber #7 Defense
-COL: Ivan "Two Timin' Ivan" Ivan #82 Center
Cale "Rosy Cheeked Assassin" Makar #8 Defense
Here we go!
* Game Update: Official Review at 12:53 1st period, 4 minute double minor. Manson not ejected. 'Sota Pops PP!!!
** Scoring Update! Yurov knicks an ice laser from "Squints" for the initial climb. 1-0 'Sotans 9:15 1st period
*** Game Update: 1st Zamboni cruise - 1-0 tally Ice Fishers up!
**** Scoring Update: Nazem Kadri finds a dead yeti to equalize 1-1 - 11:40 2nd period
***** Game Update - 2nd Intermission kissing sisters for a 1-1 incestual ratio.
****** Scoring Update: Avs take a 1 goal increase thanks to the terrible jinx announcing from Bob Wischusen (play-by-play), Erik Johnson (analyst), and Leah Hextall. Total BS. 11:00 3rd period.
******* Scoring Update: Nico "Das German" Sturm gets crazy for a 2-2 kissing sisters 9:00 3rd period
******** Scoring Update: 3-2 Rocky Mountain Oysters - 5:00 3rd period
*Final Update: 5 Denver Omelettes - 20,000 Lakes of tears...Cold as a Loon on a frozen lake.
*Updates for Edits