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6:36p, 5/9/26
Tie Hockey Game!!
The Great Man is He who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude. ~ Ralph W.E.
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8:40p, 5/9/26
The Brave of the Wild!
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8:42p, 5/9/26
Hughes it is!!
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9:30p, 5/9/26
Marcus "Ferrigno" Feligno gets tucked into a 2:00 minute box.
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9:51p, 5/9/26


2nd period empty clock. Intermission --->3rd
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5:17p, 5/10/26
Hockey Sunday Night's Quest for Lord Stanley's Cup! 10 May 2026
***Happy Mother's Day to all the Awesome Moms out there!***

Sabres vs Canadiens - 6:00pm CST - ESPN
Current Series: 1-1 Even Steven
My Players to watch: Josh "Doaner" Doan #91 Right-Wing (BUF) & Phillip "Tird" Danault #24 Center (MTL)

*Scoring Update! Tage Thompson mops up the rebound for a 1-0 Sabres lead! 18:30 1st period
**Scoring Update! Alex Newhook habs a snapshot for an even-steven score. 1-1 1:20 1st period
***Scoring Update! Cole Caulfield drops a knuck-putt past Lyon. 2-1 Habs rushin!
--13:45 2nd period
****Scoring Update! Zack Bolduc slaps it in for a 3-1 Canadien advantage. 8:30 2nd period
*****Scoring Update! Slafkovsky sticks a tip in for 4-1 Habs homecoming. 6:45 2nd period
******Scoring Update! Rasmus Dahlin with a ringin' wrister for a Buffy PP Goal. 4-2 4:40 2nd period
*******Game Update - 2nd Intermission with a 4-2 Ice Battle led by Monty!
********Scoring Update! Kirby Dach with a furious punch in to give the Habs a 5-2 cushion aide. 9:30 2nd period.
*********Scoring Update! Newhook nabs an emtpy net for the canadiens. 6-2 Habs, Oui Oui! - 3:35 3rd period
*Final Update - Montreal loves their Mommas by gifting them a 6-2 habitable beatdown of the Buffs on home ice.


Golden Knights vs Ducks - 8:30pm CST - ESPN
Current Series: 2-1 VGK leads
My Players to watch: Nic "Judge Judgy" Dowd #62 Center & Nathan "The Utility" Gaucher #41 Center
*Scoring Update!! Sennecke slaps a frozen duck through Vegas to take the first quack of the night. 1-0 - 10:45 1st period
**Scoring Update! Pavel "Scorofeyev" Dorofeyev gets the gamblers squared 1-1 - 8:30 1st period
***Scoring Update!! - Granlund scores like a Duck!! 2-1 Annies 3:30 1st period
- This icefest is getting angry real fast
* Game Update - 1st Intermission: 2 Ducks - 1 Knight
*****Scoring Update! Brett Howden strips it in for Vegas to get steven-even 2-2 - 14:50 2nd period
******Scoring Update!! Killorn gets an orange county powerplay goal! 3-2 Mighty's up!
*Game Update - 2nd Intermission: 3 Ducks - 2 Golden Farts
*******Scoring Update! Ian Moore drills a dirty duck past the 4 hole to give ANA a 2 goal advantage. 4-2 - 16:00 3rd period
********Scoring update! Tomas Hertl gets a Golden Fart! 4-3 - 00:45 3rd period
*Final Update! Momma quackles' brood swans the city of sin: 4 Ugly Ducklings - 3 Lake Mead Dumpsters

*Monday night matchup: Avalanche vs Wild 7:00pm CST - ESPN


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6:12p, 5/10/26
Girl singing Canadien National Anthem. Dear god woman.
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In reply to AgFrogfan • 6:13p, 5/10/26
AG
That was horrid. Sacre bleu!
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7:23p, 5/10/26
Does it seem like goalies aren't as aggressive skating around their own net and showing off their passing skills to push up the ice for an offensive charge?
They seem much more glued to their net and don't skate around as much as in the past.
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7:43p, 5/10/26
AG
Malenstyn wanted all the smoke there. Zero effort to stop
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8:45p, 5/10/26
I like Emily Kaplan. She's a great NHL Inside Reporter.
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6:19p, 5/11/26


Colorado Avalanche vs Minnesota Wild tonight 7:00pm ESPN; Post a pre-game song before puck drops if you'd like.
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6:58p, 5/11/26
Wake up Lord Stanley, its Moon Light Hockey Night! 11 May 2026


Avalanche vs Wild - 7:00pm CST - ESPN
--Current Series: 2-1 'Rados up

---My Players to Watch:
-MIN: Ryan "piece of ****" Hartman #38 Right-Wing
Brock "Squints" Faber #7 Defense
-COL: Ivan "Two Timin' Ivan" Ivan #82 Center
Cale "Rosy Cheeked Assassin" Makar #8 Defense

Here we go!

* Game Update: Official Review at 12:53 1st period, 4 minute double minor. Manson not ejected. 'Sota Pops PP!!!
** Scoring Update! Yurov knicks an ice laser from "Squints" for the initial climb. 1-0 'Sotans 9:15 1st period
*** Game Update: 1st Zamboni cruise - 1-0 tally Ice Fishers up!
**** Scoring Update: Nazem Kadri finds a dead yeti to equalize 1-1 - 11:40 2nd period
***** Game Update - 2nd Intermission kissing sisters for a 1-1 incestual ratio.
****** Scoring Update: Avs take a 1 goal increase thanks to the terrible jinx announcing from Bob Wischusen (play-by-play), Erik Johnson (analyst), and Leah Hextall. Total BS. 11:00 3rd period.
******* Scoring Update: Nico "Das German" Sturm gets crazy for a 2-2 kissing sisters 9:00 3rd period
******** Scoring Update: 3-2 Rocky Mountain Oysters - 5:00 3rd period
*Final Update: 5 Denver Omelettes - 20,000 Lakes of tears...Cold as a Loon on a frozen lake.







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In reply to Roll the Bones • 7:57p, 5/11/26
Roll the Bones said:
That was horrid. Sacre bleu!

Sacre feu!

I offered the seller $200.00 USD
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In reply to AgFrogfan • 10:21p, 5/11/26
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Cool!
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6:08p, 5/12/26
Tuesday Night Stanley Cup Quest! 12 May 2026

Sabres vs Habs 6:00pm CST - ESPN
--Current Series: Habs lead 2-1
Players to watch:
*Zach "Bennis the Menace" Benson #6 Left-Wing (BUF)
*Alexandre "Big Tex" Texier #85 Left-Wing
Starting Netminders:
*Ukko-Pekka "6 K's" Luukkonen #1 (BUF)
*Jakub "Doberman" Dobes #75 (MTL)

*Scoring Update! Samuelsson flicks that 2 hole for a 1-0 Buffalo lead!!
**Scoring/Game Update! After a lengthy review, Quinn appears to have a glove catch goal score? Habs are challenging Goalie interference now. 12:00 mark 1st period
***Scoring Update! Newhook slams it toward the 3 hole and gets a shoulder ricochet for an even steven 1-1 tie!! 9:18 1st period
****Scoring Update! Caufield drills in a Habby for a PP goal before the break. 2-1 MTL
- 1st Intermission
*****Game Update - 4:00 Double Minor, Carrier High-Sticking. PP Buffs 13:40 2nd period
******Scoring Update! Thompson plays with power for a 2-2 equalizer! 11:10 2nd period
*******Scoring Update - Was mowing, didn't see. 3-2 Sabres I guess
*Final Update!!The Sabres win in Montreal! Oui Oui Lucky Luukky!!!!!


Ducks vs Golden Knights 8:30pm - ESPN
--Current Series: Deuces 2-2
Players to watch:
*Troy "T.T." Terry #19 Right-Wing (ANA)
*Tomas "Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl" #48 Center (VGK)
Starting Netminders:
*Lukas "Dosty" Dostal #1 (ANA)
*Carter "Starter" Hart #79 (VGK)

*Scoring Update! Sennecke flies in a Quack! 1-0 Orange County 5:40 1st period
**Scoring Update! Dorofeyev equalizes for the Nevada Brigada. 1-1 Deuces
***Game Update: Dosty playin' Toasty to end the 2nd period.
- 2nd Intermission!
****Scoring Update: Teenage Mutant Ninja Hurtl. 2-1 Stripers
*****Scoring Update: Zellweger duck billed slapshot - 2-1 Skating Broods
******Scoring Update: Sista' Kiss came back 2-2 even steven
*******Game Update: 3rd Intermission!!!
********Final Scoring/Game Update: 3-2 Lake Mead becomes half-empty. Bout' to get dehydrational.


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6:35p, 5/12/26
No goal after 2 reviews!!! 1-0 Sabres on top 12:00 1st period
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9:11p, 5/12/26
Dirty Vegas Thug Knights. Blindsiding Poehling like that is a disgrace to Hockey.
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9:16p, 5/12/26
Bucket Betts!!! 1-0 Ducks!
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9:26p, 5/12/26
Dorofeyev wasn't on my bingo card. 1-1 Kissin' Sistas - 3:20 1st period 3:49 2nd period, Still Deuce
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11:18p, 5/12/26
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6:14p, 5/13/26
Happy Hump Day Hockey Showdown for Lord Stanley's Quench of Thirst! 13 May 2026

Wild vs Avalanche - 7:00pm CST - TNT
--Current Series: Rocky Mountain Snowmen up 3-1, expect a polite Yeti
--Players to watch: Denvers over Dylans - Dos Robertos
Netminders:
- Jesper "The Wall of St. Paul" Wallstedt #30 - 5-4 26' Playoffs, .912 Save %
- Mackenzie "Blacky Ass" Blackwood #39 - 1-0 26' Playoffs .912 Save %

*Scoring Update! 3-1 'Sota Pops.
**Game Update - 2nd Intermission - Lake Blobs Up!!!!
***Game Update: Wilderness are constricting the breath of the abominable
****Scoring Updates: It was 3-1 and then 3-2 and now even steven 3-3 for a Thrice Intermissional delay. Hockey Gods you always win...
*Final Update: The polite Yeti's maintained a sense of irreversible calmness. When your brain creates heat, toss the beanie aside. Great Win Mile High - 4-3 OT





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6:29p, 5/13/26
AG
Cmon Wild… put up a fight tonight
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7:08p, 5/13/26
Let's F*ggin Go!!!

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7:14p, 5/13/26
Johanny Canny!! Wild salmon upriver 1-0 'Sota
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8:28p, 5/13/26
Hat Trick Watch for Ferrigno Feligno!!!
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In reply to TecRecAg • 8:46p, 5/13/26
TecRecAg said:
Cmon Wild… put up a fight tonight

Keep the howl on the prowl
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9:39p, 5/13/26
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Oh we might have a game..
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9:42p, 5/13/26
AG
Effing MacKinnon.
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10:18p, 5/13/26
I'm gonna stretch out my neck. 'Avs/'Canes Stanley's Showdown 2026

Nil Sine Numine vs Esse Quam Videri
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