*****Official Celebrity Death Watch Thread 2026*****

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maroon barchetta
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Picking two guys on their way out is cheap
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maroon barchetta said:

Picking two guys on their way out is cheap

I picked three guys on their way out.
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Plus a guy in a wheelchair.

Calling it now, you've got an insurmountable lead. May as well start planning on '27 at this point.
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maroon barchetta said:

Picking two guys on their way out is cheap

Yep. Didnt go out on a limb for any of those.
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superunknown said:

Plus a guy in a wheelchair.

Calling it now, you've got an insurmountable lead. May as well start planning on '27 at this point.

Sea Speed also had Jesse and Scott Adams, and is counting on Trump sending the Ayatollah to his 72 virgins.

Plus he has Buzz Aldrin (96) and Biden (metastatic cancer + dementia, uh, allegedly).

The race is not over!
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maroon barchetta said:

Picking two guys on their way out is cheap

Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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maroon barchetta said:

Picking two guys on their way out is cheap

Informed strategy
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HoFer Bill Mazeroski

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YokelRidesAgain said:

YokelRidesAgain said:

Eric Dane
Steve Gleason
Victoria Jackson
Jesse Jackson
Scott Adams

But that is also 77 big points (40 point bonus for my 3rd dead celebrity of the year, and it is still February)!


Your friends will still "like" you, but they're going to start avoiding you.
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It's coming.
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Sea Speed said:



It's coming.


Olympics Closing ceremonies should be over by about 5pm central tomorrow
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https://deadline.com/2026/02/robert-carradine-dead-age-71-1236734055/

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Family statement in the article implies he took his own life. Very sad.
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ErnestEndeavor said:

Family statement in the article implies he took his own life. Very sad.

Was it the same method his brother went?
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RIP Nerd

Ryan the Temp
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Confirmed hoax. Nm.
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chiken
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Martin Shorts 42 year old daughter killed herself yesterday.
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walton91 said:




I need an auto response to my mom asking if she heard it on Facebook
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Neil Sedaka has reached the end of his calendar.
maroon barchetta
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Burdizzo said:

Neil Sedaka has reached the end of his calendar.


He was alive?
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Ariana Grande June 26
Sea Speed
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Israel about 99% sure Ayatollah is dead.
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Sea Speed said:

Israel about 99% sure Ayatollah is dead.

We're not handing out points for Twitter reports here. This isn't Nam. There are rules.
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If the dumbass Ayatollah really was killed by Israel flattening his compound, I'm not sure what the hell he thought he was doing. Why would he keep living his best life in his above ground mansion after Trump sailed multiple carrier strike groups into the region? That would have seemed like an ideal time to head for the Fuhrerbunker.
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YokelRidesAgain said:

Sea Speed said:

Israel about 99% sure Ayatollah is dead.

We're not handing out points for Twitter reports here. This isn't Nam. There are rules.


Oh for sure, but it's coming.
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I read that it was actually at a meeting place between him and some other heads, but who knows. We will know I'm a day or two, but either way I am fairly sure he doesn't make it out the other side of this, one way or another.
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whatamaroon said:

Ariana Grande June 26

Speaking of rules, this is an oddly specific prediction.

I will refer you to Rule 17: no murder.

(Also, you are too late for this year's contest.)
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Sea Speed said:

Oh for sure, but it's coming.

I'm not giving up on my man ululating his way out of country on a plane to Mother Russia, but it does look like he should start considering what kind of world he is going to leave behind for Keith Richards.
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Reuters and Fox News are reporting that the Ayatollah was killed by an Israeli airstrike.

Sea Speed picks up a 3rd death before the end of February and is within 33 points of the lead in the white hot race for the Angel of Death.
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The US and Israel have always launched first airstrikes in the middle of the night and never during daylight. They thought they were good for another day so they decided to have a morning meeting. All together. In one place.

Smart guy, that Ayatollah. Smart guy.
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ErnestEndeavor said:

The US and Israel have always launched first airstrikes in the middle of the night and never during daylight. They thought they were good for another day so they decided to have a morning meeting. All together. In one place.

Smart guy, that Ayatollah. Smart guy.

He thought Israel didn't roll on Shabbos.
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Can't blue star that enough
 
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