Merkin Mondays

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713nervy
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6:36p, 4/23/18
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So my new MIL ordered me FIVE MERKINS from her friend that sews them as gag gifts. She thought that I would think it was funny. I agreed to take home three, bc I didn't know how else to handle the moment. (A merkin is a giney wig, I don't know why this is a thing.)

So now what...? Wtf am I supposed to do with them? This is real life.




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GinaLinetti
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6:37p, 4/23/18
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I have no solid advice, but i feel like you're on the right track
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6:38p, 4/23/18
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My inbox is ready for pervynerys merkin modeling
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6:41p, 4/23/18
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True sports fans would make an offering to Lee Corso.
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6:45p, 4/23/18
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"Look at me, I got an 11 point buck"
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6:47p, 4/23/18
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6:51p, 4/23/18
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Put them on your cooter, take pics, post on TexAgs. Duh.
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6:54p, 4/23/18
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have to admire people that have found their niche
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Fonzie Scheme
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6:56p, 4/23/18
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Did you or your husband fell that deer or is that some sort of ironic hipster decoration?
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Geralt of Rivia
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7:03p, 4/23/18
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Maybe your husband asked his mom to do this, hoping you'd take the hint
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7:18p, 4/23/18
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I shot the deer when I was 15'ish. There's two on the wall, each now have the finest multicolored merkin beard of all the land.


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In reply to 713nervy • 7:22p, 4/23/18
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Love the glasses.
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In reply to 713nervy • 7:28p, 4/23/18
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Well now, page one.
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7:31p, 4/23/18
$240 Worth of Pudding
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7:33p, 4/23/18
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Your MIL is a hellcat in the sack and you, apparently, are a cold fish.
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In reply to $240 Worth of Pudding • 7:38p, 4/23/18
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Yelnick McWawa said:
Your MIL is a hellcat in the sack and you, apparently, are a cold fish.

This judgment brought to you by pretzel logic!
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7:40p, 4/23/18
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Muppet pubes.
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8:08p, 4/23/18
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Everyone i know would get merkins for Christmas
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In reply to 713nervy • 8:13p, 4/23/18
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You resemble Holly in this particular picture. So pretty, even with the merkin accessory.
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In reply to Pirate04 • 8:16p, 4/23/18
Maybe Holly 25 yrs ago unless you mean the actual Holly Golightly.
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8:17p, 4/23/18
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That's not where it goes.
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8:31p, 4/23/18
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Are their Murican Merkins?
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In reply to Jimboner • 8:35p, 4/23/18
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Jimboner said:
Maybe Holly 25 yrs ago unless you mean the actual Holly Golightly.


Hey everyone, I am a total dick but I'm also not man enough to post this under my real handle
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8:35p, 4/23/18
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The GF got pink glitter cooter paint as a birthday gift last weekend. I'm not sure wtf that friend is thinking, I haven't finger painted in years.
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In reply to EFE • 8:42p, 4/23/18
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EagleFordEarl said:
The GF got pink glitter cooter paint as a birthday gift last weekend. I'm not sure wtf that friend is thinking, I haven't finger painted in years.
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In reply to 713nervy • 9:17p, 4/23/18
I'm going to guess your husband complained to his mommy that you are just too smooth down there. He's in that 1 percent that likes a lot of growth in those parts. So his mommy got you some artificial growth. That s my guess.
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9:28p, 4/23/18
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BTW, what's going on with those two extra merkins you left behind....
Asking for a friend...
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In reply to Geralt of Rivia • 9:30p, 4/23/18
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White knight
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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In reply to BenFiasco14 • 9:34p, 4/23/18
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In reply to GinaLinetti • 9:38p, 4/23/18
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I can't wait!
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10:02p, 4/23/18
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Wow, thread got kinda wierd with those last 2 posts. Not that it didn't start off wierd.

I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that...


















f'n deviant freaks....
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3:56a, 4/24/18
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so odd that they came from your MIL
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8:26a, 4/24/18
Still on page 1 of a merkin thread and no Looch jokes yet. Disappointing....
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In reply to EFE • 8:49a, 4/24/18
EagleFordEarl said:
The GF got pink glitter cooter paint as a birthday gift last weekend. I'm not sure wtf that friend is thinking, I haven't finger painted in years.

And I'm still picking glitter out of my merkin.
“You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.” -Abraham Lincoln
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