You're married????? when did this happen
Has she asked you to drive her home from your own graduation party and then stay for a drink?713nervy said:
So my new MIL ordered me FIVE MERKINS from her friend that sews them as gag gifts.
thats the point of this thread. Not merkins.Brennus said:
You're married????? when did this happen
EagleFordEarl said:
Nothing worse than finding pubes on your tooth brush
Drunken night of bush diving followed up by a reckless and abbreviated brushing of one's teeth.713nervy said:EagleFordEarl said:
Nothing worse than finding pubes on your tooth brush
Why would this scenario ever happen?!
Brennus said:
Did you marry a nice Lebanese boy like Johnny Manziel?
I like how "I agreed to take home three" was your solution to the awkwardness.713nervy said:
So my new MIL ordered me FIVE MERKINS from her friend that sews them as gag gifts. She thought that I would think it was funny. I agreed to take home three, bc I didn't know how else to handle the moment. (A merkin is a giney wig, I don't know why this is a thing.)
So now what...? Wtf am I supposed to do with them? This is real life.
aggieforester05 said:Drunken night of bush diving followed up by a reckless and abbreviated brushing of one's teeth.713nervy said:EagleFordEarl said:
Nothing worse than finding pubes on your tooth brush
Why would this scenario ever happen?!