Merkin Mondays

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Atreides Ornithopter
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9:22a, 4/24/18
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You're married????? when did this happen
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In reply to 713nervy • 2:41p, 4/24/18
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713nervy said:
So my new MIL ordered me FIVE MERKINS from her friend that sews them as gag gifts.
Has she asked you to drive her home from your own graduation party and then stay for a drink?

Is her name Mrs. Robinson?
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5:02p, 4/24/18
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Give them as gag wedding gifts with no name on them.
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In reply to Atreides Ornithopter • 5:07p, 4/24/18
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Brennus said:
You're married????? when did this happen
thats the point of this thread. Not merkins.
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In reply to Al Bula • 5:51p, 4/24/18
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Busteddddddddd
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5:54p, 4/24/18
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In reply to 713nervy • 6:24p, 4/24/18
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Nothing worse than finding pubes on your tooth brush
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7:09p, 4/24/18
Congratulations on the recent nuptials, Nervy. From your picture, you look like you could play a convincing Carmen Sandiego.
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In reply to EFE • 11:17p, 4/24/18
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EagleFordEarl said:
Nothing worse than finding pubes on your tooth brush

Why would this scenario ever happen?!
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In reply to 713nervy • 11:21p, 4/24/18
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He was making a joke about the pic you posted of the merkin on the toothbrush
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In reply to 713nervy • 11:13a, 4/25/18
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713nervy said:
EagleFordEarl said:
Nothing worse than finding pubes on your tooth brush

Why would this scenario ever happen?!
Drunken night of bush diving followed up by a reckless and abbreviated brushing of one's teeth.
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In reply to aggieforester05 • 11:30a, 4/25/18
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I think I just barfed a little.
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In reply to Ragoo • 11:33a, 4/25/18
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12:02p, 4/25/18
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Did you marry a nice Lebanese boy like Johnny Manziel?
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In reply to Atreides Ornithopter • 1:38p, 4/25/18
Brennus said:
Did you marry a nice Lebanese boy like Johnny Manziel?

He might have a thin upper lip, but I don't think he's Lebanese.
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In reply to 713nervy • 1:46p, 4/25/18
713nervy said:
So my new MIL ordered me FIVE MERKINS from her friend that sews them as gag gifts. She thought that I would think it was funny. I agreed to take home three, bc I didn't know how else to handle the moment. (A merkin is a giney wig, I don't know why this is a thing.)

So now what...? Wtf am I supposed to do with them? This is real life.




I like how "I agreed to take home three" was your solution to the awkwardness.

Nervy MIL: I got you five merkins!
Nervy: Oh geez five you say?! Five is way too many! Three is all the merkins anyone would need. I will take these lovely three
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Excuse me, are you Cinnamon buns? "You bet your sweet azz i am!"


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In reply to aggieforester05 • 2:16p, 4/25/18
aggieforester05 said:
713nervy said:
EagleFordEarl said:
Nothing worse than finding pubes on your tooth brush

Why would this scenario ever happen?!
Drunken night of bush diving followed up by a reckless and abbreviated brushing of one's teeth.


And anyone here who won't admit to having done this is a liar!
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2:48p, 4/25/18
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This has been an entertaining thread so far. Good job guys
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