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Craziest thing an ex has ever done to you post breakup?
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And look what type of girl he attracts with them.Junkhead said:
You buy sunflower seeds every day?
Strumpet problems.LupinusTexensis said:
I had a guy tell me he had an STI after we broke up. I freaked out and went and got tested despite using protection. I came back clean. I texted him that, and he told me he knew and that he was trying to scare me.
The Wonderer said:
Faked a pregnancy and miscarriage.
ChiliBeans said:Strumpet problems.LupinusTexensis said:
I had a guy tell me he had an STI after we broke up. I freaked out and went and got tested despite using protection. I came back clean. I texted him that, and he told me he knew and that he was trying to scare me.
Problem strumpets!
Been stabbed with scissors. Like full on used like a knife. Looks like I have a gnarly surgery scar on my belly.
Also had my favorite leather jacket (remember when those were a thing) put in a dryer with several broken bottles.
Both done by latinas. This is why I prefer white women. Just throw some Xanax at them and they quiet down.
Also had my favorite leather jacket (remember when those were a thing) put in a dryer with several broken bottles.
Both done by latinas. This is why I prefer white women. Just throw some Xanax at them and they quiet down.
A girl I dated 15 years ago messaged me on Facebook over the holidays letting me know she was coming to town, and she asked if I wanted to meet up for a drink. She's divorced with a kid. Long story short, by the end of drinks she said she wanted to have another child one day, and she made it clear she wanted it to be mine.
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So how was the sex?
I think that went without saying.Quote:
Both done by latinas.
Right after the breakup my ex went back to the fridge to put something together really special. "You're gonna love this" she said. So she took some chicken, put some cheese on it, and then covered it in cat treats. Then guess what? She gave it to the cat!
Picard said:
Right after the breakup my ex went back to the fridge to put something together really special. "You're gonna love this" she said. So she took some chicken, put some cheese on it, and then covered it in cat treats. Then guess what? She gave it to the cat!
Why didn't you shoot the cat?Picard said:
Right after the breakup my ex went back to the fridge to put something together really special. "You're gonna love this" she said. So she took some chicken, put some cheese on it, and then covered it in cat treats. Then guess what? She gave it to the cat!
I got served with divorce papers on Valentines Day. Crazy part is that we were never married. It cost me $3 grand to break up with my girlfriend.
Mr.NiceGuy said:
A girl I dated 15 years ago messaged me on Facebook over the holidays letting me know she was coming to town, and she asked if I wanted to meet up for a drink. She's divorced with a kid. Long story short, by the end of drinks she said she wanted to have another child one day, and she made it clear she wanted it to be mine.
So did you guys....?
well, are you gonna have a kid with her or not? I think you should because then you could be a dadMr.NiceGuy said:
A girl I dated 15 years ago messaged me on Facebook over the holidays letting me know she was coming to town, and she asked if I wanted to meet up for a drink. She's divorced with a kid. Long story short, by the end of drinks she said she wanted to have another child one day, and she made it clear she wanted it to be mine.
This happened to a buddy of mine and prior to her being his ex.
He got fixed up with a date for the Marine Corps Ball, one year. She was a real keeper. Three kids, 1 living with her ex's parents, the other 2 living with her parents. The kind of woman that smelled of WalMart cosmetics and bat **** crazy.
We warned this guy repeatedly about her, but he ends up marrying her about a month before we deployed.
Prior to deployment, he gets his pay set up where all but $100 of his check is going to her to pay rent and take care of bills, puts her on his bank account, and gives her power of attorney.
About 6 weeks into deployment, when the mail starts catching up to us, he pulls me aside and hands me a stack of letters and bills. (This was in the days prior to email). With each letter your could read the progressing bat **** crazy oozing out. It goes from I love you and miss you, to why don't you write me, you are cheating on me with some *****, to **** you and die, all in about 6 weeks. This is of course after all the spouses had been briefed that it would be 6 weeks before any of our mail reached home.
The other stack of mail was a ton of overdraft notices from the bank. The night before we left port, she had come down and had dinner with us. We had to be back on ship by 8, so we left her and her friend to roam San Diego. Where at 11:55 she made a fake deposit at an ATM to his account. When midnight rolled around, she withdrew the amount of the fake deposit. She did this multiple times. By the time mail caught up to us, he was about $5k in the hole. Then we find out about her not paying rent and buying a **** ton of furniture on credit using his information. By the time we got legal involved and her shut down, he was $25k in debt.
When we return from deployment, some Sgt. she had shacked up with walked up to my buddy and handed him divorce papers and was immediately accosted by the CO, 1st, and Company Gunny. After a good 30 minute ass chewing and warning the Sgt. he was screwing up by even being near that woman he was sent on his way. It took a good 2 years to get my buddy's situation sorted out.
He got fixed up with a date for the Marine Corps Ball, one year. She was a real keeper. Three kids, 1 living with her ex's parents, the other 2 living with her parents. The kind of woman that smelled of WalMart cosmetics and bat **** crazy.
We warned this guy repeatedly about her, but he ends up marrying her about a month before we deployed.
Prior to deployment, he gets his pay set up where all but $100 of his check is going to her to pay rent and take care of bills, puts her on his bank account, and gives her power of attorney.
About 6 weeks into deployment, when the mail starts catching up to us, he pulls me aside and hands me a stack of letters and bills. (This was in the days prior to email). With each letter your could read the progressing bat **** crazy oozing out. It goes from I love you and miss you, to why don't you write me, you are cheating on me with some *****, to **** you and die, all in about 6 weeks. This is of course after all the spouses had been briefed that it would be 6 weeks before any of our mail reached home.
The other stack of mail was a ton of overdraft notices from the bank. The night before we left port, she had come down and had dinner with us. We had to be back on ship by 8, so we left her and her friend to roam San Diego. Where at 11:55 she made a fake deposit at an ATM to his account. When midnight rolled around, she withdrew the amount of the fake deposit. She did this multiple times. By the time mail caught up to us, he was about $5k in the hole. Then we find out about her not paying rent and buying a **** ton of furniture on credit using his information. By the time we got legal involved and her shut down, he was $25k in debt.
When we return from deployment, some Sgt. she had shacked up with walked up to my buddy and handed him divorce papers and was immediately accosted by the CO, 1st, and Company Gunny. After a good 30 minute ass chewing and warning the Sgt. he was screwing up by even being near that woman he was sent on his way. It took a good 2 years to get my buddy's situation sorted out.
I had an ex from a short term thing in high school become a cam ***** during the early MySpace days. That was hilarious to find out about. Now she's married with a couple of kids and I think the oldest is maybe 10 or so, and looks like any other average surburban mom.
The other stuff is pretty tame, somebody else I saw in my mid-20s managed to get knocked up a few years later and I'm assuming now she isn't drunk all the time. She was the type to keep getting drunk enough to stand up through the sunroof while I drove around. Someone else I was with the following year looked like she'd gained 40lbs or so last time I saw her. For all I know she's still scamming disability by claiming she can't sleep due to tinnitus.
The other stuff is pretty tame, somebody else I saw in my mid-20s managed to get knocked up a few years later and I'm assuming now she isn't drunk all the time. She was the type to keep getting drunk enough to stand up through the sunroof while I drove around. Someone else I was with the following year looked like she'd gained 40lbs or so last time I saw her. For all I know she's still scamming disability by claiming she can't sleep due to tinnitus.
Why bring the dog into it? That's just mean.ellebee said:
Not sure if this applies since it wasn't done to me, but I slit his dog's throat and the bathed in the blood and waited in his bed for him to come home from work so I could let him know how much I loved him. He was a bit resistant so I murdered his family while he watched. He's much more cooperative now.
It must be nice to experience true love, that is the only thing that can bring out such emotion.Eliminatus said:
Been stabbed with scissors. Like full on used like a knife. Looks like I have a gnarly surgery scar on my belly.
Also had my favorite leather jacket (remember when those were a thing) put in a dryer with several broken bottles.
Both done by latinas. This is why I prefer white women. Just throw some Xanax at them and they quiet down.
A Mexican friend of mine gave me some advice. He said "Whatever you do in life, never get involved with a Latin woman. They are too fertile and crazy to mess with, they will ruin your life."
Words of wisdom.
Texted me a pic of her new born with her husband and said this should have could have been yours
HC said:well, are you gonna have a kid with her or not? I think you should because then you could be a dadMr.NiceGuy said:
A girl I dated 15 years ago messaged me on Facebook over the holidays letting me know she was coming to town, and she asked if I wanted to meet up for a drink. She's divorced with a kid. Long story short, by the end of drinks she said she wanted to have another child one day, and she made it clear she wanted it to be mine.
For a split second I thought about it strictly for breeding purposes. Blonde hair, blue eyed, former collegiate volleyball player. But lolno
Went to high school with this chick but we didn't "date" until freshmen year... Well she turned out to be bad - **** crazy. Worked a summer job away and she broke it off while I was gone which was fine but when I came back she started trying to get back with me while my interest was on others. This happened for a while and this is also when I learned I took her virginity... One night after partying in Huntsville on a Tuesday at Nastys I go home with this chick and we are on her couch and we sleep there. This bad - **** crazy ex fling of mine comes out of one of the bedrooms and turns out to be this chick who I had never met roommate. Oh to have gotten her reaction on video. So she gets engaged senior year to some poor fella and I get engaged almost a year after school. She sent me a clip from their wedding night saying it could have and should have been me.... Yea, no thanks.
That or she aborted your baby.
WowGil Renard said:
Texted me a pic of her new born with her husband and said this should have could have been yours
IrishTxAggie said:
Been cheated on before. Trust no one until there's a ring on it. Also, I said 'OR' not 'AND'.
It's not cheating until you actually ARE married. All sex before marriage is just premarital sex.
You can dress it up with all sorts of names for intermediate relationships something short of marriage - but one night stands and a "committed relationship" are both just premarital sex.
fake abortion
My cousin (33-34ish) was dating a 40ish yo elementary school admin that was already a grandma. Lived with her for a few years and tried to leave/break it off several times but would go back when she threatened to kill herself. Finally left this past November. He is still a little messed up but getting better. To my knowledge, they have had not contact or interaction since he moved out.
- One ex threatened to kill herself more than once if I broke up with her and after I broke up with her. She is still alive (I think) some 13 years later.
- Another one pressured me to move things faster after 4 months of dating because her family was pressuring her to move things faster.
I guess her keying my car was not so bad after all.
True, one who's been a friend for a good 20 years or so had herself a tire slashing spree before she met her husband. She also stole a bunch of watches and whatnot from an ex.Max Power said:It must be nice to experience true love, that is the only thing that can bring out such emotion.Eliminatus said:
Been stabbed with scissors. Like full on used like a knife. Looks like I have a gnarly surgery scar on my belly.
Also had my favorite leather jacket (remember when those were a thing) put in a dryer with several broken bottles.
Both done by latinas. This is why I prefer white women. Just throw some Xanax at them and they quiet down.
A Mexican friend of mine gave me some advice. He said "Whatever you do in life, never get involved with a Latin woman. They are too fertile and crazy to mess with, they will ruin your life."
Words of wisdom.
That made sense, so I called her and told her what dad said.EagleFordEarl said:
Had one call my Dad to tell him to tell me I was making a big mistake leaving her and that he needed to convince me to stay. He just called and told me to be smarter about who I put my penus into.
"She cut off my legs, now I'm......"
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