Jeppson's Malört

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Swarely
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12:17a, 10/29/15
Although, if Beer Baron and ellebee want to meet up for drinks, I'd be willing to share.
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ellebee
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In reply to Swarely • 12:23a, 10/29/15
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Although, if Beer Baron and ellebee want to meet up for drinks, I'd be willing to share.


Sho nuff
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Beer Baron
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In reply to Swarely • 9:19p, 10/29/15
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Sure. Can we invite the guy with the BJ videos?
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In reply to Beer Baron • 10:20p, 10/29/15
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Sure. Can we invite the guy with the BJ videos?


Ha! Yes!
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10:34p, 10/29/15
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Malort is awful. One of the worst things created for consumption. That said, everyone must try it while in Chicago.
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11:09p, 10/29/15
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Had that crap in high school, haven't touched it since.

First time I got drunk was on this, terrible.
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In reply to 45-70Ag • 9:04a, 10/30/15
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Had that crap in high school, haven't touched it since.

First time I got drunk was on this, terrible.


How does one get drunk on something terrible like this?
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9:21a, 10/30/15
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Didn't take much. I was 16
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In reply to Beer Baron • 9:21a, 10/30/15
Man, I'm gonna need therapy from that guy molesting all of us.
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In reply to Swarely • 9:26a, 10/30/15
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At least we all went through it together. We're bonded in a way only survivors of shared trauma can be.
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9:48a, 10/30/15
Just give up with the sad faces. Y'all liked it.
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Swarely
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1:47p, 11/7/15
It hath arrived. EFE you ready?

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2:21p, 11/7/15
AG
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In reply to EFE • 2:29p, 11/7/15
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Show me your lort face
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In reply to EFE • 3:00p, 11/7/15
Damn dude. Charge your phone.
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8:37p, 11/7/15
AG
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In reply to EFE • 8:38p, 11/7/15
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Do it again. And take video please
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8:51p, 11/7/15
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what's the verdict??? describe the taste!

my take: it takes like trying to put out a tire fire with a grapefruit jammed in your mouth.
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9:04p, 11/7/15
Direct quote from EFE: "it's kinda got a minty taste. Not a good minty. More of a urinal cake minty"
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9:06p, 11/7/15
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It's like gargling with spearmint mouthwash and then taking a bite of a raw onion as you would an apple.
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In reply to EFE • 9:21p, 11/7/15
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It's like gargling with spearmint mouthwash and then taking a bite of a raw onion as you would an apple.
like sadness, really.

hmm. I may take a swig off my bottle and re-evaluate.
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In reply to superunknown • 10:27p, 11/7/15
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Well... We're waiting!
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11:20p, 11/7/15
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http://imgur.com/a/7lyEL

Not as recycled tirey as I remember. still lingers like a hot fart in a car without a/c.

Pics not including face. Just the bottle and proof I drank.

and the burps. my God, the burps.
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12:10a, 11/8/15
The burps are like bad memories of times you disappointed your parents.
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In reply to Swarely • 12:35a, 11/8/15
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The burps are like bad memories of times you disappointed your parents.
or when your pets died.

one of my buddies said "I...don't feel good about myself right now."

everyone laughed...and he was still forlorn, saying "I mean why did I do that?"
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12:22p, 12/21/15
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I just got a bottle of this from my niece & her husband for Christmas.
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3:50p, 5/15/16
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Fun times yesterday. Finally got to crack open my Christmas present from my niece.

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3:57p, 5/15/16
She got nice up tops?
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Swarely
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4:47p, 5/15/16
What did you think?
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In reply to Swarely • 4:57p, 5/15/16
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What did you think?

Oh, I've had it before.
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4:58p, 5/15/16
AG
Need some of this.
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In reply to Swarely • 5:27p, 5/15/16
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The burps are like bad memories of times you disappointed your parents.

This still holds true
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In reply to Furlock Bones • 5:34p, 5/15/16
I looking to acquire two bottles by tailgate time.
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In reply to Swarely • 5:40p, 5/15/16
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You should get some for the dove hunt
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5:43p, 5/15/16
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https://www.thrillist.com/drink/chicago/14-things-you-didn-t-know-about-malort-thrillist-chicago

The fan slogans are the best.
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