1. Why are you procreating?
2. How many you got?
3. How many more do you want to collect in total?


If you don't have any....
1.Why?
2.Do you ever want to?
3.If you do, how many?


I don't have any that i know of and currently i'm trying to take the plunge and buy a dog. Babies amuse me for about 2 minutes, then they start to smell like poo or make noise.

nice grammaaahh!

why.....good question....it wasn't really planned, okay it wasn't planned at all

how many? just one

how many do I want? caught my limit thank you very much


oh yeah, and dogs never smell like poo or make noise

[This message has been edited by dgag (edited 10/15/2003 8:24a).]

I don't have any kids yet because I am not married yet.

I want 4 - 2 boys, 2 girls.

How many you got? One on the way.

How many more do you want to collect in total?
We want 2 total, preferably one girl and one boy. Regardless of what kiddo #2 is, that's all we're having.

dgag, the laws are a little more flexible if i decide to "accidently" leave my dog in the park and never come back

christi,

i thought you were due a while back?

[This message has been edited by JunkOnParade (edited 10/15/2003 8:33a).]

December

none. Yet. we have a master plan going:

college (check)
jobs (check)
new, reliable vehicles (check)
have fun (in progress)
have kids (in due time)

1. Why are you procreating?

Because sex with a condom isn't really sex.

2. How many you got?

Technically I have one but the lawyers are working on getting it removed from my name.

3. How many more do you want to collect in total?

No more than 3 if possible. But I want them on my terms and definitely not too early. Family planning is rather simple with birth control nowdays.

We want to
One
Three or four

1. Why are you procreating? Seemed like the thing to do at the time
2. How many you got? 2 boys ( 8 and 6)
3. How many more do you want to collect in total? ZERO

PS: I get annoyed when people ask me if I am going to try for a girl. The answer is NO. I would end up having another boy and I do not want 4 men in my house. 3 is enough.

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Chicken

junk

you did not mention ease of disposal in your reasoning for wanting a dog...only that babies make noise and smell like poo...

None - Waiting on Mr. Right (which I'm starting to doubt really exists)
1 or 3 - Never wanted 2, but I'm sure thats what I'll end up having

Yes, yes I am. However, I know my limit and 2 very active boys are enough. The oldest climbed on top of my car yesterday (the car was in the garage) and pulled the emergency release cord to the garage door. It came crashing down and scared the pee out of him. Meanwhile the younger one was riding his bike up and down the driveway, unaware of the impending danger that awaited him. Thank god he swerved and ran into the trash can instead of into the garage, where he was headed. He would have been hurt or killed.

1. Why are you procreating?

Because God told me to.

2. How many you got?

God has given me two.

3. How many more do you want to collect in total?

As many as God wants me to have.

did it literally scare the pee out of him?

knowing Jen's boys it wouldn't surprise me a bit

I get annoyed when people ask me if I seriously only want one child....yes that's it like it is any of your damned business anywa

If there is one person on this board that shouldn't be procreating its Soagl. Why would God let him make more little Soagl's? You would think that God realized it was a mistake for the first one to be born.

1. Why are you procreating?..to pass my DNA on to the next deserving generation

2. How many you got? 1 1 year old and one on the way

3. How many more do you want to collect in total? 3 max.

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3. How many more do you want to collect in total?

As many as God wants me to have.

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I know several people like this. They have 5-6 kids already (1 year or less apart), don't use birth control, and fervently believe that God will stop them from getting pregnant when He is ready.

They usually go to one of the non-denominational church/cults around here, and are usually less than financially well off (mostly because their "church" controls their lives and makes them give most of their money, i.e. this just isn't tithing).

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I know several people like this. They have 5-6 kids already (1 year or less apart), don't use birth control, and fervently believe that God will stop them from getting pregnant when He is ready.

They usually go to one of the non-denominational church/cults around here, and are usually less than financially well off (mostly because their "church" controls their lives and makes them give most of their money, i.e. this just isn't tithing).

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This is a cancer on out society; NOT the victims (the poor & ignorant having the babies) but the churches that play these people for fools and teach them that having lots of babies you can't feed is somehow a "spiritual thing"

Mexico is in the shape that it is because, IMO, the catholic church has such an influence over people that it makes me cringe...


that is all. Carry on

[This message has been edited by JunkOnParade (edited 10/15/2003 9:37a).]

He was joking.

I view children the same way I have viewed all the important decisions in my life like what degree I chose, where I am working, etc.

Why didn't I major in engineering or business? Because those things dont interest me, nor do they fit my personality

Why dont I work at McDonalds? Because I like having lots of money and spending it on myself.

Kids are the same. I have no interest in them and I will fully admit I am way too lazy and selfish.

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My wife met an old grandma-looking woman in a store. She had both our kids with her.

The old woman said: I really regret not having kids... now I have no one to take care of me in my old age.

No kids. Leaning towards not ever having kids.

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I will fully admit I am way too lazy and selfish.

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People need to realize this before having kids. there are WAY to many people that feel this way and have little soon to be violent criminals that i have to pay to eventually feed or murder in a state prison

Nope. no kids.

1. Let me count the ways... 1. Just graduated. 2. Getting married in 24 days. Soon-to-be Mr Skinkyag thought that we should wait until we're married before we start to populate the earth. 3. I think he has slow swimmers
2. I've been begging him for YEARS. Can't wait. I'm a walking talking baby machine waiting to happen.
3. Ideally I'd like either 1 of each or 2 of each. I was the only girl and at the time it sucked because my brothers wouldn't let me play GI Joe with them.

give me a call if you need me to help you with having kids, my boys can swim.

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The old woman said: I really regret not having kids... now I have no one to take care of me in my old age.

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sounds like someone didn't prepare and save for retirement....

so, now the main reason one should have kids is to have someone to take care of them???

again- sounds like lazy and selfish people that didn't admit this to themselves prior to having kids.

I have one son.

We are 4 months into the last one. If its twin girls, I shall name them Worth and Cocos.

I have a 5 y.o. cousin named after me, proc. She's quite the handful.

1. Why are you procreating? Why not? It's natural!
2. How many you got? 9 yr old son and 3 yr old boy/girl twins
3. How many more do you want to collect in total? We are done "collecting"

There is nothing more rewarding in this world than holding your first baby for the first time.