Ok, ok, I'm getting in trouble about the slow swimmers comment.
I would just like to say that I have no reasonable evidence that suggests that his swimmers have now or ever been slow, defective, or just plain disfunctional. I apologize for any pain I may have caused. Please forgive me. Thank you.

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Mexico is in the shape that it is because, IMO, the catholic church has such an influence over people that it makes me cringe...

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Oh God, I stand in total agreement with MeenAg.

for far, i see no greater reward than collecting a fat stash of cash from your bookie after you cash in on the easiest bet in the history of gambling; OU-6 vs. Texas.

i just got goosebumps

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Oh God, I stand in total agreement with MeenAg.

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i have a feeling we actually agree on ALOT of stuff.

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so, now the main reason one should have kids is to have someone to take care of them???

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No, I think it was someone selfish when they were young that didn't think of all the ramifications. I don't think retirement savings had anything to do with her statement...

more like, you are very old and many of your friends have died and probably your siblings, and maybe your husband... now you are pretty much all alone in the world...

Come on 91 - if you save your money, when you are old it will gives you hugs when you are lonely. Didn't you know that? Money cures all.

Junk, that is the same problem with Louisiana! A girl I was in Jr Hi with was 14 and there were 12 kids in her family!

We have three because God just wanted me to be a Mom! Both had fertility problems and were in the waiting period of adoption when I got pregnant the first time, lost that baby but first daughter was born 11 months later and 2nd daughter 14 months after that. Three years passed and we did testing and a boy was not a possibility even with assistance so just two girls.

One year later as our third child, very much a surprise slipped into the doctor's hands,we had a son..he will be 17 tomorrow.

All three of our kids are truly gifts and we treasure them.

1. Why are you procreating? Was natural for us
2. How many you got? 2 girls, 1 boy, Lost 1 son
3. How many more do you want to collect in total?

collected:

'66 GTO convertible
'66 Dodge charger
'66 Ford 7 Litre
'60 Falcon pickup
'61 Impala

God gave us our children. We collected material things.

Children are all grown and now have a grandchild.





If you don't have any....
1.Why?
2.Do you ever want to?
3.If you do, how many?

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I don't have any that i know of and currently i'm trying to take the plunge and buy a dog. Babies amuse me for about 2 minutes, then they start to smell like poo or make noise.

.....Any that you know of?

.....Dogs make noise and smell like poo.

.....Children are a blessing from God.

......"nuff said"

yes, but it does not take a dog two years to figure out where to ****. Also, dogs can live independently after 6 weeks of life and I can actually leave them alone at home and not have take them to restaurants and movie theaters where they will bark and whine, ruining others' outings.... with the exception of putting food into a bowl, taking them to the vet for shots once a year, and giving them a monthly bath, dogs are your best bet if you despise children.

the way i see it, cancer and 'roids are gifts from god as well. Just because it it a gift, it does not mean it should be ok with everyone else.

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yes, but it does not take a dog two years to figure out where to ****.

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Yeah, but then he turns around and eats it or some other dogs and then licks your face! I'm guessing here, but I'm pretty sure my kids don't eat ****!!!

Lefty, I wouldn't be so sure.

How about drink out of the toilet bowl then?

or how about...

I don't feel the need to carry a pooper scooper when I walk around with my 9 yr old son!

the way i see it, cancer and 'roids are gifts from god as well. Just because it it a gift, it does not mean it should be ok with everyone else.

right, because all the "****" that kids get into when they hit their teens is so much better than actual dog ****.

I'm way late, and will again be the last post on a thread, but..

1. Why are you procreating? I believe the reason we marry is to procreate and raise productive members of society. Not saying those who choose not to aren't pulling their weight, but if everyone chose to live and die and not leave a legacy (is legacy the right word?), we wouldnt be here long.

2. How many you got? 2 girls 15 & 13, 2 boys 11 & 9

3. How many more do you want to collect in total? got 'em all, and got fixed, so if there's more, they aint mine

I know of a guy who got fixed, and still managed to sneak one past the goalie. It was pretty tense until the doc confirmed it was indeed his.