stone rod, camper's ax and wasp spray

I was thinking pole saw sure it would be loud, but it could be quick too. Or a non mechanical one





and a hatched or roofing hammer for close quarters or a good skinning or bowie knife (the have those in that little retarded knife case dont they) - they done have to last forever

and a net! or a rope everyone need a f-ing rope

24-ounce steel framing hammer

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important question. are you made aware of what items other contestants chose or are choosing? or does everyone go into it blind?

everyone should go in blind.

I would pick three employees and sew their mouths to each other's anuses and then everyone else would surrender to me because that would be awesome

Haven't read all you demented freaks' responses, but I think I'd get a chain. Maybe some wasp spray b/c it's good for 20 feet, and would temporarily blind you. And a hatchet.

Oh, what about a 5 million candlepower spot light? You could quickly blind someone, and then hatchet them.

I'm going to think about this every time I'm in HD.

bonfirewillburn,

I use the pruners pretty often and they are clumsy without the added threat of someone trying to kill you. The long pole is not strong enough not to get bent in battle, and it is hard to swing it fast. Granted the blade on the manual one is pretty wicked, it would probably be better to use a handheld one like this:

OB had better answers.

Thanks TA, I was asked to leave the premises of the local HD after an employee caught me trying to time myself scaling the shelf in the flooring isle. As a side note it would be much easier to crawl under and through and hamstring opponents.

05RABag,

The Carl Spackler approach I see.

I'm changing my strategy.

OxyFuel Torch Kit
Sledge Hammer
Bottle of Gatorade

I'd cut/smash a hole through the wall and escape. Everybody lives!

If there's a water supply a pressure washer could be deadly.

@KM. Actually more of a Chingachgook style.

Also I would like to revise my weapons list to be more specific, but can't quite yet.

-death before dishonor

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I'd ax your water hose in half then ax you in the neck.

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Granted the blade on the manual one is pretty wicked, it would probably be better to use a handheld one like this

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Yea....just wanted to keep some range as long as I could - those things make you bleed pretty bad. Hoping for one good swipe - then drop it an get em with the hatchet.


or throw the net tangle em up a bit then hack at em with the loper!


The idea is to last, keep you damage down in the "first rounds" if the pole breaks/bends break of the blade then go dual wielding.