I'm not sure this is the time to be fapping KM

How does the public address play in?

"Jim is on Aisle 3"

Then everyone starts stalking Aisle 3 looking for Jim and you could pick them off.

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I think some of you are overestimating the power of a nail gun. Besides, you either need electricity to charge the battery or a compressor to get it to do anything anyways.

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apparently you've never seen this beauty:



even though it's a combo pack, i'll count that as two items (gun and nails).

and then either

or

EFE ????

How FBI friendly is googling
"common explosive items found at Home Depot"?

Like y'all don't have an inventory of home depot in another tab

or perhaps...

propane tank
sledge hammer
butane torch

Hbc- that's a ram set, not a nail gun. And the force needed to deactivate the safety would be hard to exert and make it a very effective weapon at the same time

I like the chain 07. Still not impressed with a nail gun

Most of you are going to die really quickly.

ok, i'll rework that then.

the chain could have a lot of uses.

fill a tetherball (it's on the website) full of propane and light it on fire. that sounds like fun.

This is what I had in mind from page 1




but I have bought this before at Home Depot

I almost got shot by a nail gun.
Like it or not, when one of the nails goes flying by your ear about an inch away, you gain a little respect for the power.

this one looks like it has a good grip, and would swing well

My plan is to to move from one defensive position to the next, playing more hide than seek. Sure the torch is going to give away my position, but I've also got a 15' radius of intense heat and 6' of burning radius. Just have to watch out for those with projectiles

This fight would be over a lot quicker at Academy

Ok, change the battle location to Hobby Lobby. CRAFT FIGHT!!!!

I think I've got the advantage @ hobby lobby.

With an axe and an endless supply of rage, I would kill all of you mother****ers.

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Ok, change the battle location to Hobby Lobby. CRAFT FIGHT!!!!

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With an axe and an endless supply of rage, I'd kill all of you mother****ers.

Another question, do you start with the items or do you have to gather them?

the gays would have an unfair advantage in hobby lobby

good question.

hardhat
fubar
briar axe.

Welding machine combo kit (SMAW), wheel barrow, and one of those bad ass hats with the LEDs in the bill

Load the welder into wheel barrow
Head to a large back room with a vent or window
Drop off welder
Head back to cash registers and begin loading up as much high-calorie food and water as possible
Take back to room
Repeat as necessary to ensure you have more than half of all water and 1/3 of all the food in the store.
Head back out to the metal stock aisle and get some steel flat stock.
Take back to room and weld (seal) the door shut (using the building's structure for weld points).


While everyone gases, torches, axes, and nails each other, I hang out until the last one starves in my well vented snack-shack oasis.

I win.

Oh and btw, you wouldn't be giving up your position unless you are near the exits or it is day light outside.

While you're welding and covered with your hood someone is going to kill you and take your snacks

I would hide while everyone fought to the death and I would have a flame thrower, food and water. I assume they sell flame throwers right? i would wait it out as long as I have to. It would be dark inside obviously so hiding would be easy. Once everything was quiet for about a week or so I would make my move (to make sure I'm outwaiting anyone else that has the same strategy...all about patience.) anyway...i would hide in the vents above the bathroom because everyone has to potty eventually. Whats up. I win.

atag, you would fall victim to the chemical warfare

hahah touche. I did not read all replies. Well now I know to get a gas mask instead of water. I can drink from the sink. We still get running water right?

The hide-and-wait strategy is only as good as the likelihood that no one else does it.

Eventually someone has to go on the attack.

A good wrinkle would be a timer on the game... If there isn't a winner after a certain time, then everyone remaining will die.

keegan, in a relevant vein... you should read the book battle royale

I think it's interesting how many of you are concerned with where/when they are going to sheet while faced with a life or death scenario. The TRex is gonna get you after he eats the goat.

The movie wasn't bad either.