You can pick the one you like:
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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Remember that day you had one beer too many and did something
extremely foolish? Now your friends are coming and going and your
enemies accumulating. Cheer up! All is not lost. It's better to
be hated for what you are than loved for what you're not.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Follow your instincts. You are much too scatterbrained to do anything
else, such as think. Romance is in the air, but not for you, so forget
it. That pimple on the end of your nose will get worse.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Play your hunches. This is a day when luck will play an important
part in your life. If you were smarter, you wouldn't need so much
luck and you wouldn't be reading your horoscope, either. You are
a suspicious person, and it will occur to you that astrologers
don't know what they're talking about any more than your Aunt Martha.