Skihorns BBQ/Beer Bash - AFTERMATH

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LonghornDub
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Be careful, raiderjay. I'll email my cousin and get your TT degree revoked.

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David_Puddy
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Welker,

Weak.
highwayman
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raider, I nearly fell out of my chair
TopGun2220
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Those are great pics.....LMAO
LonghornDub
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Ski - Check your email. Dub

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Skihorn
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I'll have to check with the Mrs. I'll get back to you tomorrow.

I forwarded your e-mail to the lurker. I must give you two warnings. First, I believe he is pretty good. Second, I know I am not.
LonghornDub
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Ski - I have played golf with the entire spectrum. I'm sort of in the middle. Hope y'all can make it. We'll set time and place around Wednesday or Thursday.

Dub

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Hong Kong Paul
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It was supposed to be lame T-Bird. I meant to clink the wink face, my bad.
Skihorn
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Dub: Looking good for Sunday afternoon. I'll e-mail you tomorrow.
SlimM
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Sorry I missed this!!

Skihorn
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FXST: You haven't checked in here yet. I trust you made it home okay. The neighbor who stopped by toward the end of the party said she saw you pull out of the Super 8 the next morning (she must stalk Harley's). Anyway, hope all is well.

Your silence must be acquiesence with Dub's portrayal.
FXST
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Ski, I was out riding with the mrs all day yesterday and just didn't get a chance to post.

I really had a good time and your wife was the perfect hostess. Check your e-mail in a few minutes.. ..I'd like an address so I can send her flowers and a thank you note. She spoiled Dub and I with her hospitality and frequent reminders of "there's more cold beer and bbq "which of course we took full advantage of. Sorry I didn't get a chance to say goodbye as ya'll were still skiing and I was in need of some sun relief. Didn't catch a drop of rain on the whole trip but my big nose didn't miss a ray of sunshine either. I can't believe you guys were shooting hoops after all that that time in the lake. I guess six hours of saddle time, sun, 100 proof and beer just wears us old folks out. Lets do it again sometime and try to get some of the shy ( only in real life apparently) aggies, techies and (god forbid) sooners to show. You guys really did miss a good time and the opportunity to meet the best posters on the board.

P.S.,
If T-bird ever shows I'll put a "Spudweb like display" on his tiny a$$!

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho


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LonghornDub
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FXST - I enjoyed the BS session and I'm glad you got back okay. Try to remember to keep your mouth closed on your bike. The love bugs are out now.

Dub

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highwayman
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I'll put a "Spudweb like disply" on his tiny a$$!


Oxymoron?
FXST
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Dub,
I put the windshield back on for the return trip as there are all kinds of kamikaze road debis that try find your face at 70 mph. Your company was appreciated as I kind of knew it would be before hand.

Highwayman,
T-bird claimed to be 6'5" on a previous post and I knew the Spud Web reference would put the "Fear of God in him". Sorry I missed the clothing malfunction as I'm sure it was well worth viewing. Attractive young lady.....

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho


[This message has been edited by FXST (edited 6/7/2005 11:06a).]
LonghornDub
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An ethical question has been troubling me since the party:

Should we let Mrs. Ski know that she married beneath herself and she could do a lot better than him or not?

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Skihorn
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Dub is such a suck up to the women folk. When I asked about our golf outing her exact words "Spending time with Dub would be good for you." Of course, the rest of us know better.
LonghornDub
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That's a first. I must have been on good behavior. Most of my friend's wives have a different opinion. For some reason, I'm thought of as a "bad influence" by many.

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FXST
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Should we let Mrs. Ski know that she married beneath herself and she could do a lot better than him or not?"

LOL. but then don't most of our wives qualify in spades? (Most was for 12-0's many harem selections)

BTW Skihorn,
It was kind of late in the day so I set delivery up for tomorrow.


"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho
mike073
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Now we have a lecherous shyster, over the hill bean counter and an old California style basketball lovin' hippie discussing the merits of various wives. Isn't that like allowing the fox into the hen house to watch the roster do his thing? I bet all yall's wives would be happier dragging themselves over cut glass than having to see any of you around the house for too long. I understand one wife left for Canada it was so bad at home. Another one would rather have unknown males over to entertain than take advantage of the one she has. The other one takes young men on bike rides and sends flowers to strange women. Must be a bunch of sips.

Gig 'em Aggies!



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tacking on an extra year
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I bet all yall's wives would be happier dragging themselves over cut glass than having to see any of you around the house for too long.


A.

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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.
LonghornDub
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I love taking this crap from Mikey, who travels all over the place all the time for a living.

If Mrs. Mike wanted him at home, he'd be home.

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mike073
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W - she is coming over through the Western corner of Hell with me to get to Conroe this week. That four hour car trip is more quality time with a woman than you clowns get all together in a week. btw - What is the teachers union plotting in Canada this week?

Gig 'em Aggies!

Skihorn
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Mike: I should get Dub's door prize delivered this weekend along with Miss Goodbody's (delivered via Patch). FXST, with your permission, I can donate yours to my next door neighbor who was stalking you at the Super 8. They do a lot of outdoor cooking.

Mike, I have never paid much attention to brands when it comes to spices. However, from now on I will always look for Fiesta brand products. You can show this to your boss if you are ever questioned about that shipment. But of course, your boss might then realize how much time you spend on Texags.
mike073
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We need to post the picture of the awarding of the doorprize to Miss Goodbody - hopefully on a beach in France.

Gig 'em Aggies!

mike073
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Hippie Hallow would be OK too.
FXST
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My stalker is more than welcome Skihorn. Maroon 5 runs my fan club and deals with the usual paparazzi...maybe we should hook the two of them up.

Mike073,
You silly yuppies still think riding in a car is the most romantic thing since walking in on your best friends semi dressed sister when you were fourteen. When you can lay back in babies warm thighs for four hours..... well, now we're talking quality time.

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
So Groucho agrees!
mike073
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When you can lay back in babies warm thighs for four hours


Sir Welker?????

Gig 'em Aggies!

FXST
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When you think of Sir Welker...think of a young but large water buffalo. He was the largest fare, by far, I've ever had on a bike. If I had known he was 6'3 230 I'd of rented a damn trailer.

BTW, Welker would have fit in with the guys at Skihorns well. Knows his football and maintains a steady two beer per hour pace.

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho


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LonghornDub
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Mikey - My bankruptcy.

Skihorn - Clever of you to try to pay off your losses at golf this coming weekend with Mikey's flavored sawdust.

FXST - Where do you keep the Viagra in a Vespa?



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JBAggie00
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When you think of Sir Welker...think of a young but large water buffalo. He was the largest fare, by far, I've ever had on a bike. If I had known he was 6'3 230 I'd of rented a damn trailer.



Most guys try to get a hot chick on their bike.
FXST
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"Most guys try to get a hot chick on their bike".


When you have the hot bike already that's not much of a problem.

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho
Skihorn
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"When you have the hot bike already..."

No kidding, Mrs Skihorn has mentioned that bike several times. Combine that with the fact that she got the flowers today (she said they were beautiful!), and I may have to exclude you from future events.
Skihorn
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Hey Patch, Miss Goodbody left her top at my house so I'll bring it to the golf course tomorrow.

Of course, a gentleman would have just discreetly brought it, but this is the Rivalries board.

Edit: Okay, I'm already feeling guilty. The "top" was merely an extra sweat shirt she had brought. (I don't want to embarrass her so much she doesn't come back next year.) I will bring it along with her door prize.

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highwayman
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post a pic
 
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