Ms Goodbody didn't hook one...I hooked TWO that got away, though. Studid fish(erman).

Goodbody was the other guy's g/f, though next time I promise to bring more unattached talent to go around.

Welker - Are you really 4' 11" and 92 lbs?

FXST said he couldn't get traction with his rear wheel when you rode on his Vespa with him.

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mike - you got your finals tickets?

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definately - I hope there is no game 7 as I will be out of town.

Gig 'em Aggies!

I was happy that the Village People didn't lose my two brand new $4 Rattletraps. I think I'll have the backlashes out of my reels in another week or so.

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I'd like to go, but it pretty much looks impossible unless you're willing to shell out very big cash.

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Wow, ALMOST six beers a person! Quite impressive.

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Good god. How are you people able to function today?

I'm sure most of it was tea sippin' anyways.

I'm pretty sure I consumed twice the quota...

Patch - If you're talking about the quota of ranch style beans, I believe you're correct.



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Ok Dub,
You can stop right there at Ranch Style Beans, we don't need TOO MUCH info.

Height's right, add about 200 pounds.

The bravest soul, we all agree,
Was Skihorn's wife, Mrs. Ski.
Her idjit hubby had invited
Half the state, none he'd slighted,
To come invade her hearth and home,
And about their grounds to roam.
None he knew 'cept by their posts,
Yet they offered to be hosts,.
Not only did she show and greet,
Fix the beans and serve the meats,
She also kept the kids at home,
And freed their dog, the group to roam.
She must have thought her hubby crazy,
Thought his brain and thinking hazy,
To have asked some unknown posters,
Flamers, fools, and sometime roasters,
To come into their country house.
She learned she had a crazy spouse.
So because she had the nerve
To stick around and talk and serve,
And because us she didn't shoot,
I send to her a huge salute.






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LOL!!!! Great one Dub

Actually, on the beer it was really only nine people. Mrs Skihorn had no beer. She had her own stash of wine.

She needed it. When I first explained to Mrs. Dub about the board, she thought I was nuts. I had to talk her into going to Taste of Texas for a free steak dinner bought courtesy of ce1994.

The second year she checked with me to be sure I made the bet.

Ski - If y'all are free the first Saturday evening in December, that's when we have our Christmas party. Y'all will be invited.

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Sounds good Dub. Hopefully, we'll be celebrating a Horn football victory from earlier in the day.

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Right. If our Norman chapter of the BOC can learn the ropes from their al Qaida trainers in Afganistan, I think this is the year we can beat the Okies.

Maybe you, Patch, and the lurking lawyer could meet for a golf game some weekend soon at a centrally located course (Wortham is always easy to get onto and it's short, something I appreciate).

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So Dub has an annual Christmas party and doesn't invite the rest of us?

agent, I think its in Omaha...sorry

We could ride together

Well agent if you were invited to the Christmas thing then all the ags would want to go and then right before it is time to go ya'll would just find a excuse not to show up.....
Dub- remind me if i have kids to not let them alone with you...

Here is an edit just for..BillJ

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better edit that again TopG

I come across enough weird sips here in Houston on a regular basis, why would I want to hang out with more of them in my spare time?

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Maybe you, Patch, and the lurking lawyer could meet for a golf game some weekend soon at a centrally located course

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I'm gonna hold ya to that...

I would have definitely gone if not for my trial (which I am currently on stand-by for). Travis County's jury docket is f'ed up.

agent, you should have just told your client to nut up and pay the traffic ticket

I would have, but your dad wouldn't go for it. He didn't want a conviction on his record for blowing a goat in public.

ATTORNEY/CLIENT CONFIDENTIALITY!!

Public record:

COMES NOW, DEFENDANT, PATCH'S DAD, AND FILES HIS GENERAL DENIAL TO THE ALLEGATION SET FORTH BY THE STATE OF TEXAS. SAID RESPONDENT HEREBY DECLARES THAT HIS SON, A WORTHLESS CAT-LOVING BEEYOTCH, BLEW SAID GOATS IN THE PUBLIC'S EYE, TO WIT, AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WHILE OVER 500 CHILDREN WERE AT RECESS.

Patch - My wife and daughter are gone to Victoria, BC this weekend. If you'd like to meet and play golf somewhere Saturday or Sunday, let me know on this board and I'll post an email where you can contact me. We can ask the others next.

Dub

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Top Gun 2220 - All my friends intended that, but I've gotten to know their kids anyway. One of my favorite things to teach them is that they can get driver's licenses at fourteen if their parents sign a need certificate.

Let me know as soon as you're a parent.

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Dub, lets plan on a Sunday round. You can email me at www.mycatcankickyourdogsass.com

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patch - I got it. You can erase if you want to.

Dub

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I come across enough weird sips here in Houston on a regular basis

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Too much information

Pics of Skihorn's BBQ/Queer Bash Aftermath:

Mr Snickers:



Dub (hopped up on Viagra) still "gettin jiggy with it" at 6 am the day after:


Mrs. Dub tops off the night with her "swallow the lolipop" trick:



FXST wonders why he woke up on the pooltable in the fetal position with anal pain:


Skihorn politely asks Patch to leave after singing "I am Woman" 128 straight times:








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