The noise just happens to be crickets, with the occasional scream for help.

lost the battle of the cities. means the H-town mayor has to buy the Cincinnati mayor a hooker. new big 12 tradition

Texas velvet maestro said:

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lost the battle of the cities. means the H-town mayor has to buy the Cincinnati mayor a hooker. new big 12 tradition

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Sylvester Turner is no longer Mayor.

StrykerAg said:

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The noise just happens to be crickets, with the occasional scream for help.

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Think of it this way……UH has a new coach. We are rebuilding. Kind of like Sark with Washington/Kansas and Notre Dame/App State.

the 2 cities' cultures transcends mayorships. but maybe this year the cincy mayor gets a hj from whitmire, something commensurate.

Well, he won't have to far to find one, probably right outside his office.

Obviously anyone can be mayor of Houston, no one will know the difference.

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Obviously anyone can be mayor of Houston, no one will know the difference.

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Imagine being the Mayor of San Antonio after UTSA lost to TEX? He/She probably lost the bet to transition to He/She.

Imagine wouldn't have made a meaningless bet like that. Much smarter than that. Houston folks are much more into the pronoun stuff.

TXAGBQ76 said:

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Imagine wouldn't have made a meaningless bet like that. Much smarter than that. Houston folks are much more into the pronoun stuff.

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Have you been to Austin lately? Can't tell who is who.

Just like San Antonio cuz everyone is fat.

No need to go to Austin. Seen a bunch of weight challenged folks around your campus.
And of course you do have montrose for your personal pleasure.

FWIW, Houston is not the worst team in Houston.

Yeah, Houston Christian is pretty bad and I hear there's a middle school with a pretty bad record

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The noise just happens to be crickets, with the occasional scream for help.

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Easy dude. UH sucks, be we just struggled to beat Bowling Green. We don't have a lot of room to talk.

Hmmm, one lost and one team won, who would I rather be?? One team is 1-3, one team is 3-1, who would I rather be??
Decisions, decisions…

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TXAGBQ76 said:

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Imagine wouldn't have made a meaningless bet like that. Much smarter than that. Houston folks are much more into the pronoun stuff.

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Have you been to Austin lately? Can't tell who is who.

Just like San Antonio cuz everyone is fat.

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Indeed. People are much thinner and better looking in El Paso. Desert heat?

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StrykerAg said:

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The noise just happens to be crickets, with the occasional scream for help.

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Easy dude. UH sucks, be we just struggled to beat Bowling Green. We don't have a lot of room to talk.

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Considering we are 3-1 with a narrow loss to a top-20 ranked team and tied for first in the SEC compared to 1-3, tied for last in the Big 12, and with two blowout losses to unranked opponents..... I'd say we have plenty of room to talk smack on Houston right now

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BillYeoman said:

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TXAGBQ76 said:

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Imagine wouldn't have made a meaningless bet like that. Much smarter than that. Houston folks are much more into the pronoun stuff.

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Have you been to Austin lately? Can't tell who is who.

Just like San Antonio cuz everyone is fat.

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Indeed. People are much thinner and better looking in El Paso. Desert heat?

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That's just an illusion created by the heat waves rising off the desert floor, turning fat into thin. Plenty of hogs in EP.

Big XII Offensive Player of the Week: Utah's Micah Bernard, rushing for 182 in the 100 degree game day temps at Stillwater, OK against OSU:

Week 4⃣ #Big12FB @totinos Offensive Player of the Week

Micah Bernard | @Utah_Football pic.twitter.com/HivtyV9zlU

— Big 12 Conference (@Big12Conference) September 23, 2024

Texas velvet maestro said:

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lost the battle of the cities. means the H-town mayor has to buy the Cincinnati mayor a hooker. new big 12 tradition

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What about the blow?

Big news for Houston Fans, Alum and any sports fans in Houston or the surrounding area!!

PER ESPN : Tickets for the Iowa State vs UHPgrade U of H Cougars can be had for only $2

The game starts at 6pm, so there's still plenty of time to change your plans for tonight, and get out to that stadium TDSCEU, for that uhpgraded Big 12 magic, and catch the fever!

Wow, that's up from being an empty coke can and a Taco Bell wrapper to get to n free.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Big news for Houston Fans, Alum and any sports fans in Houston or the surrounding area!!

PER ESPN : Tickets for the Iowa State vs UHPgrade U of H Cougars can be had for only $2

The game starts at 6pm, so there's still plenty of time to change your plans for tonight, and get out to that stadium TDSCEU, for that uhpgraded Big 12 magic, and catch the fever!

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Says the guy struggling against Miss St

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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Big news for Houston Fans, Alum and any sports fans in Houston or the surrounding area!!

PER ESPN : Tickets for the Iowa State vs UHPgrade U of H Cougars can be had for only $2

The game starts at 6pm, so there's still plenty of time to change your plans for tonight, and get out to that stadium TDSCEU, for that uhpgraded Big 12 magic, and catch the fever!

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Says the guy struggling against Miss St

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UT tickets were scarce, but available for $88.
two score lead at the half. NOT STRUGGLING

Texas velvet maestro said:

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BillYeoman said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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Big news for Houston Fans, Alum and any sports fans in Houston or the surrounding area!!

PER ESPN : Tickets for the Iowa State vs UHPgrade U of H Cougars can be had for only $2

The game starts at 6pm, so there's still plenty of time to change your plans for tonight, and get out to that stadium TDSCEU, for that uhpgraded Big 12 magic, and catch the fever!

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Says the guy struggling against Miss St

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UT tickets were scarce, but available for $88.
two score lead at the half. NOT STRUGGLING

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8 points is a 1 score lead. Against Miss St. Get nervous

Any lead either way is worrisome for the Cullen Blvd scaredy cats

Start of the 4th Q. at $2 TDSCUE Stadium H-Town

UHpgrade STRUGGLING to score a point. It's 10 to zero, iSu

All of those additions must have really been upgrades because original Big 12 teams like Baylol, Tortilla Tech and Okie Lite are looking up in the standings at BYU, Utah, and Cincy.

Not the UHhhh Cougars though. The only one looking up at them is Kansas

I think it's sniffling and sobbing in fear and embarrassmemt.

Very disappointed in Houston

All the other Texas teams won. It was a great Saturday. Loved watching free shoes U get smacked around in Dallas.

Shoutout to Tech. If they had any kind of pass rush they'd be good. they're gonna have to outscore everybody cause they're not stopping anybody. Brooks is a running back's running back. McGuire did his best game-day coaching ever against Cincy. maybe he can get the team to play on the road.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Very disappointed in Houston

All the other Texas teams scored at least 3 points. Again. It was a great Saturday. Loved watching free shoes U get smacked around in Dallas.

Shoutout to Tech. If they had any kind of pass rush they'd be good. they're gonna have to outscore everybody cause they're not stopping anybody. Brooks is a running back's running back. McGuire did his best game-day coaching ever against Cincy. maybe he can get the team to play on the road.

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FIFY

Gratuitous mention of Tarleton's heroic comeback win over SE Louisiana 36-33.

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UHpgrade!

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There was absolutely no reason for the Big XII to add UCF and Houston. None. Outside of Briles and Herman, UH has made one horrendous hire after another since Yeoman. Now they have asked a 64 year old guy to "rebuild" a program that has been third tier for 40 years, a few seasons aside.

Financially, the school is a mess. Students want to reduce the student fee and support going to Athletics. Can't generate any revenue. It's a totally hopeless existence. Terrible move by Big XII.