Semi-Realistic coaching hires for the sips

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TXAGBQ76
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3:05p, 10/21/20
It's time for Willie Taggert to re-surface= and he will come cheap too.
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Dominion Caracas Branch
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In reply to 33 • 3:22p, 10/21/20
33 said:
wbt584 said:

They would sacrafice their own children for our coach. Snagging Jimbo was the kind of master stroke they dream of making.

There's not a single Longhorn that I've spoken with that wants Jimbo. He's a perfect fit at A&M and you guys did a great job getting him.

If Jimbo was still at FSU the whorns would want him. They wanted him when mack was let go. I know whorns who would have loved to have him until he came here. He'd kill at tu. It is only because he has been with "****" that whorns don't want him.
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Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace
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3:53p, 10/21/20
Texas has never hired a big name coach and never will, no matter how much they puff out their little bird chests.
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7:00p, 10/21/20
Art Briles
That guy @ Texas State
A fighting Pelini
The most recent ex head coach @ Arkansas
That 2nd most recent ex head coach @ Arkansas
Just Another Retread
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In reply to BronkNagurski • 7:39p, 10/21/20
Chad Morris was a dumpster fire at Arky and is a dumpster fire as OC at Auburn; he would be perfect at the dumpster fire that is tu...
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In reply to TXAGBQ76 • 7:45p, 10/21/20
TXAGBQ76 said:
Chad Morris was a dumpster fire at Arky and is a dumpster fire as OC at Auburn; he would be perfect at the dumpster fire that is tu...
Chad need to come home to momma (Austin)
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JWinTX
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8:18p, 10/21/20
Basically, since DKR retired, they've gotten two hires right. Fred Akers and Mack Brown. And both of those guys eventually got run out of town because A&M was either beating them on the field or beating them badly in on-field results.
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8:19p, 10/21/20
Why can't they get urban? He would win big.
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In reply to Matsui • 8:49p, 10/21/20
Matsui said:
Why can't they get urban? He would win big.


Im not convinced. Tu's problem are systemic and i not convinced that urban would come in and immediately turn the thing around.

And they need 30 million to fire herman and staff.

And probably at least 20 million more tonhire urban and his staff.

Should be interesting watching them explain those expenditures during this covid time.
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In reply to Who?mikejones! • 9:03p, 10/21/20
Agthatbuilds said:
Matsui said:
Why can't they get urban? He would win big.


Im not convinced. Tu's problem are systemic and i not convinced that urban would come in and immediately turn the thing around.

And they need 30 million to fire herman and staff.

And probably at least 20 million more tonhire urban and his staff.

Should be interesting watching them explain those expenditures during this covid time.


Now more than ever...during these troubling 5-5 times. We need to come together to buyout $25M in Herman and old staff contacts.

Join us in this go fund me and we promise to bring back The Eyes. With Urban and a winning record we will tell all the players to suck it up or leave.

Mask up!
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1:14a, 10/22/20
What ever happened to the Maryland assistant coach who beat them?
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In reply to racerfink • 6:34a, 10/22/20
racerfink said:
What ever happened to the Maryland assistant coach who beat them?

Twice.
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In reply to Potcake • 7:29a, 10/22/20
Potcake said:

Jeremy Pruitt
Please, quit playing with my emotions.

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7:38a, 10/22/20
Bob Stoops
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8:04a, 10/22/20
Chad Morris would be great. A deep state aggie that goes around destroying programs to make us look better by comparison.
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Callate Donnie
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8:35a, 10/22/20
I thought if PJ Fleck pulled some magic and won the Big 10 this year, making the playoffs, that he would be a strong contender. I don't think the texas brass would go for celebrating his Row the Boat brand, though. I just don't see it happening. He seems to be a good fit at UofM for now.

Art Briles really wouldn't shock me. Just a question if the stink has worn off enough yet.

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In reply to Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace • 8:54a, 10/22/20
Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace said:
Texas has never hired a big name coach and never will, no matter how much they puff out their little bird chests.
This, it's never happened. Ever.

Look at the 2nd tier schools that are overperforming.
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8:59a, 10/22/20
It would be pretty funny if they somehow ended up with Bo Pellini. My father in law and I call him "The RAT" because he kind of looks like a rat and of course his behavior accentuates that lol. So as long as the sips give him some cheese, he'll be good.
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11:29p, 10/22/20
They should go after that 2nd year HC @ UNC. He seems to be getting that program together and is recruiting lights out at a program that usually is a bottom to mid-tier ACC program.

You guys know who I'm taking about. I think his last name is Brown.
Do not post opposing views or you too, like me, will become a shadow of your former self.
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6:15a, 10/23/20
Maybe they should target an up and comer from a program like Westlake, Skyline, or Southlake.
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7:30a, 10/23/20
That' "we are Marshall" movie had a pretty solid head coach. I think he would take the gig.
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In reply to Shadow of CuervoAg • 8:49a, 10/23/20
Shadow of CuervoAg said:
They should go after that 2nd year HC @ UNC. He seems to be getting that program together and is recruiting lights out at a program that usually is a bottom to mid-tier ACC program.

You guys know who I'm taking about. I think his last name is Brown.
I don't think old Butter Teeth will forget about what they did to him on the way out of town...


Maybe they should consider someone who is familiar with the environment, and chose them once before...

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9:04a, 10/23/20
They could do a lot worse than Gus Malzahn. His scheme would be a perfect fit for the Big 12-2.
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10:21a, 10/23/20
Malzahn would be owed ~$20 mil if Auburn terminated him. Malzahn does not walk away from that for less than a Brinks truck.

The sips would need a Brinks truck for Malzahn and half of another to pay Herman to leave.

How on earth does an AD sell an alum on that deal? Seriously, a major building named after you that people will see for the next 50 years, or a coach who is slightly better?
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In reply to Agsuffering@bulaw • 12:07p, 10/23/20
Agsuffering@bulaw said:
Malzahn would be owed ~$20 mil if Auburn terminated him. Malzahn does not walk away from that for less than a Brinks truck.

The sips would need a Brinks truck for Malzahn and half of another to pay Herman to leave.

How on earth does an AD sell an alum on that deal? Seriously, a major building named after you that people will see for the next 50 years, or a coach who is slightly better?


Yep. Unless Herm transforms in to a halfway decent coach and hires even better position coaches t.u. is forked. Its glorious.
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In reply to Callate Donnie • 1:28p, 10/23/20
Callate Donnie said:
I thought if PJ Fleck pulled some magic and won the Big 10 this year, making the playoffs, that he would be a strong contender. I don't think the texas brass would go for celebrating his Row the Boat brand, though. I just don't see it happening. He seems to be a good fit at UofM for now.

Art Briles really wouldn't shock me. Just a question if the stink has worn off enough yet.

Fleck has gotten some flak this year for the way he runs his program. Some of the tarnish has worn off just enough to fire up the tu SJWs.

Briles will never get the stink off to ignite their SJWs.
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2:08p, 10/23/20
Not sure if accurate. Claims

" According to USA Today's 2020 college football coaches salary database published today, Herman's buyout as of Dec. 1 of this year stands at $15,416,667. Herman is 27-17 overall and 18-12 in conference play as Texas' head coach."

https://247sports.com/Article/Tom-Herman-buyout-Texas-Longhorns-2020-contract-figures-152980330/

USA Today link: https://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/salaries/

Mostly don't care. But was curious enough to research the buyout and saw the recent Numbers article. Staff please allow it to stand for substantiation.
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5:55p, 10/23/20
Who would take it with the social injustice issues, the eyes of texas issues, the booster issues over the eyes issues, etc. If Abbott wasn't there, you could add the defund police issues as well. How does anyone recruit to this as well? What athlete in their right mind would want to attend there? Right now, boosters are pulling money out of there left and right. Good luck
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In reply to Jock 07 • 6:55p, 10/23/20
Jock 07 said:
chuckdownfield said:
I still think Malzahn makes the most sense and seems most likely. Bad divorce from Auburn after this season coming

Sip hubris would never allow them to pick up someone else's leftovers
They already have....and from Auburn at that.

His name is Herb Hand.
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9:15p, 10/23/20
Gus and his seat have gone through so many wild temperature swings!
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11:19p, 10/23/20


Won a natty. Currently available.
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In reply to Jock 07 • 10:07a, 10/27/20
Jock 07 said:
chuckdownfield said:
I still think Malzahn makes the most sense and seems most likely. Bad divorce from Auburn after this season coming

Sip hubris would never allow them to pick up someone else's leftovers


Especially since Hand coached there.

Gator Bait
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In reply to JustisWalkert • 10:11a, 10/27/20
JustisWalkert said:


Won a natty. Currently available.
Nah, he's currently dating young Sheldon's grandma
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In reply to JustisWalkert • 12:45p, 10/27/20
JustisWalkert said:


Won a natty. Currently available.
Typical sips, they'd claim they could money whip him and make huge show about it before landing Dauber and claiming he's just as good, and Cheaper! Followed by 5 years of 6 win seasons and zero Big 12 champs.
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8:08p, 10/31/20
This thread is a hoot. $50m would reduce Red's net worth by 3%, and there's only one candidate.
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