No one is this dumb

Oh, and tell us this, dildo-lover:

Is Texas back?

After over a decade of being a "young" team, we are genuinely confused if you are indeed "back." Or are you now willing to admit that your bowl victory was over an apathetic Georgia team that didn't give a sh*t about playing you?

Kinda like Mack cowering in the corner- yellow teeth all at the thought of getting matched against newly crowned Heismann winner JM. Ole Butter Teeth and The Lost Dodd's said they would not play TAMU.

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This has to be Jorts sock right

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Tche win = tiny erection.

Embarrassing fake news thread by a Horn. Not shocked.

This has to be an Aggie parody of a sip troll. Well done.

But for the record, it was tu who told the Cotton Bowl they would not play the Aggies in 2012.

I'll say again sip, your ***** ad said never again. So it was him not us. We suppose to play you when you say so??? Nah, don't think so. Bowl game or not.

Yes we ran far away from the ****hole in Austin and don't plan on looking back

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Cute. But, we own everything. While Aggie wants to be one of the cool kids, we are THE kid.

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Too bad you could not "buy" more than seven wins this year and one of them you should have lost.

To Kansas for crying out loud and one of the losses is to a team that finished 5-7.

You were texas.

Aggie has a history of running from The University of Texas. Again, I can't explain it.

[url] https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/is-texas-am-really-trying-to-duck-ut-in-a-possible-bowl-game/[/url]

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Aggie has a history of running from The University of Texas. Again, I can't explain it.

[url] https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/is-texas-am-really-trying-to-duck-ut-in-a-possible-bowl-game/[/url]

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Ahahahahahahahahaha!

******

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Turf96 said:

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I know it is hard for you to figure out but most the time when the kid down the street is a loser nobody wants to play with him. News flash for you Texas is the loser kid and A&M is now one of the cool kids. We will continue to say hi and play pranks on you but truly wanting to play




No not gonnna happen.


Your loser mentality didn't start with your ability to win or lose, it came with the constant crap from your past AD and your inability to accept an honest outcome to a game. Need evidence look at your unsportsmanlike conduct call last Game we played you sissy boys. A face mask graze. Yes you guys couldn't handle your high and mighty attitude. Now you are and probably will be just the loser kid at end of block for the foreseeable future. By the way keep PeeWee I think he gets your culture.

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Cute. But, we own everything. While Aggie wants to be one of the cool kids, we are THE kid.

While Aggie complains the refs cheated them out of a win against Georgia, The University of Texas gets all the calls.

While Aggie makes post after post on our recruits getting bumped in the rankings, The University of Texas is ranked ahead of you in the rankings.

While Aggie complains about a hit piece from ESPN showing them cheating again, The University if Texas gets piece after piece showing that we really are the flagship university of this state.

Keep trying Aggie!!!

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Yet here you are standing on our porch ringing the doorbell everyday... like that kid.

Horny2015:

Amazing what a win over Texas Tech does to some people

'Oh horn, I forgot you were there. You may go now'

You are the world's littlest *****

Why are y'all arguing with a jorts sock

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Why are y'all arguing with a jorts sock

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I think they do it because the "real" horn fans are too afraid to show up. One small bump in the road and they give up. The sock has staying power.

Running away, how rich.

We are right here, extremely easy to find, on our board, of course along with several dip S***'s from tu. So very typical to hear stupid attempts to bait us by claiming we run from tu. We are and have always been smarter than you ever wanted to admit. We have a rivalry board for you to post on. It was created to toy with each and everyone of you and your considerable self esteem issues. I don't see anything like that from any sip boards. We, Texas A&M decides when and if we play, not YOU, you're time is over embrace the horror.

WE decide, and we have decided for the time being, we don't care to play you're sorry cheating, scheming asses. Now, you all run along. Daddy is busy with LSwho tonight and we have no desire to be associated with tu any longer. You simply do not bring anything to the table for us, you're a carbuncle on the ass of our history. A literal pain in the ass.

Why in the wide, wide world of sports would we ever care to accept playing you ? Playing tu would be like asking for another pustule on our collective Aggie Asses when we are literally sitting pretty. Please go find someone else to prop up your lack of self esteem. We don't play that game any longer.

I have no idea if we ever play sip again. But one thing is for sure....if it happens, it will be when the Aggies say it will happen. We're in control.

It happens every day: our little brother sip comes here to beg for a pat on the head from Daddy A&M.

Will Texas even have a staff to coach a bowl game? Would they decline a bowl invitation?

Since 2010, Texas has had eight 5+ loss seasons.....that's sucking 80% of the time.

Just because you can't catch up doesn't mean we are running away.

Forgot "You are the Kid that ducked out of the 2013 Cotton Bowl asskicking Johnny Football and Mike Evans doled out to OU"

Every post from this chode has something misspelled.
Either a tu education is overrated or homeboy is a Concordia grad

Going to Houston and playing in the (Texas bowl ?) Would be a disappointment to us after all the big time venues we have been in, in the last 4 months. Sorry bud but it's not that big a deal to us. You are the one that is j jumping up and down wanting to play us. You really don't quite get it that we are on a higher level than tu. What is so important to you doesn't really matter to us. You don't see us jumping up and down saying oh boy lets play tech, Baylor, or tcu in non-conference. We don't have to.

Yeah, we're scared. The horns are super intimidating. We would fold and quit in the first quarter. Horns dominate. Horns are the best. Herman is amazing. Ehlinger for heisman. We should probably play in the AAC. Scared. Please stop hurting us with your prowess. You're better, just accept and move along.

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Turf96 said:

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I know it is hard for you to figure out but most the time when the kid down the street is a loser nobody wants to play with him. News flash for you Texas is the loser kid and A&M is now one of the cool kids. We will continue to say hi and play pranks on you but truly wanting to play




No not gonnna happen.


Your loser mentality didn't start with your ability to win or lose, it came with the constant crap from your past AD and your inability to accept an honest outcome to a game. Need evidence look at your unsportsmanlike conduct call last Game we played you sissy boys. A face mask graze. Yes you guys couldn't handle your high and mighty attitude. Now you are and probably will be just the loser kid at end of block for the foreseeable future. By the way keep PeeWee I think he gets your culture.

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Cute. But, we own everything. While Aggie wants to be one of the cool kids, we are THE kid.

While Aggie complains the refs cheated them out of a win against Georgia, The University of Texas gets all the calls.

While Aggie makes post after post on our recruits getting bumped in the rankings, The University of Texas is ranked ahead of you in the rankings.

While Aggie complains about a hit piece from ESPN showing them cheating again, The University if Texas gets piece after piece showing that we really are the flagship university of this state.

Keep trying Aggie!!!

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Howd your squad fare against Arkansas? Iowa State? KANSAS?
Congrats on getting 10% of your 4 and 5 star studs drafted into the NFL!

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Last time there was rumbling that we would face each other, Aggie made it known they wanted no part of us.

Do you guys think we meet this bowl season?

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Correct, we want no part of you. Your program has leprosy... nobody wants any part of it. Every school that had the ability to get away from your scabrous asses did so. So no, we won't meet up this bowl season. Go back to the Big12 Leper Colony you created and get your f@<king shinebox and shine OU's cleats.

The only university that doesn't run when it gets tough is A&M. tu has run away, what three times (or is it just two) from A&M. Before you go spouting off and make yourself look like a fool, try and do some research.

tu canceled the series twice and would not let us in the SWC unless we fired Moran because they didn't want their collective asses kicked by Moran. The only university that has no balls is tu. So please do yourself a favor and stop making threads like this.

Edit: Coach name correction.