txjortsagent said:

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then why the **** do you have to do this? In July?

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Isn't it still June?

BVAg85 said:

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Texasteasipper said:

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LOL look at texags go!

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Texags must be doing something right. It causes you to feel the need to come here defend your team. At least you can say what you want here without getting banned. Your team's sites ban anyone who isn't drinking the orange koolaid.

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Sip sites get sued by the university and force them to change their name. Before they're sued again and lose ownership. Even the fans lose over and over again. It's the new culture there.

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stick93 said:

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They're running a special: Buy 2 and get 2 for the same price. Their marketing people need to spend some time at a firework stand over the next couple of weeks to figure out how to get people to attend the **** show.

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Actually it's $25/ticket, minimum purchase of two tickets

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What they want you to believe is that they are running a special deal to promote Father's Day with this two tickets angle. But the "additional tickets" for the same price exposes the scam. Other than students, who buys single tickets anyway? This whole deal is trying to disguise the fact that they are nearly giving away tickets to this game.

Texan1976 said:

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txjortsagent said:

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then why the **** do you have to do this? In July?

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Herman is a boss.

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****ing ***GOT

Texmid said:

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txjortsagent said:

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then why the **** do you have to do this? In July?

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Isn't it still June?

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They have to sell their tickets before the fans realize how much this team sucks.

Tommy The Tounge would have had better luck with a Baby Daddy Promo.

"Bring yo ho' and yo dough, get in for sho'."

When you have one home game that has a "national name" (USC), and the rest are:
Baylor
West Virginia
Iowa State
Tulsa
TCU

you are going to have to do something to keep those stands halfway filled.

And this is a Father's Day special:
"Hey, our proud Longhorn Dad... guess what we, your kids, bought you for Father's day... Tickets to the Tulsa Game on September 8th. Yep, we think that much of you. You'll enjoy this game against some team from Oklahoma in the 100F degree early September heat"


BTW, Texas has away games at these mighty football powers:
Maryland
K-state
Texas Tech
Kansas (Day afterThanksgiving... BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cynical_Texan said:

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Texan1976 said:

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Oh noes, a rival doesn't like us.

At least that rival and 3 other teams aren't leaving the SEC because of us.... hmmm

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Lol. I love this propaganda line.

91_Aggie said:

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When you have one home game that has a "national name" (USC), and the rest are:
Baylor
West Virginia
Iowa State
Tulsa
TCU

you are going to have to do something to keep those stands halfway filled.

And this is a Father's Day special:
"Hey, our proud Longhorn Dad... guess what we, your kids, bought you for Father's day... Tickets to the Tulsa Game on September 8th. Yep, we think that much of you. You'll enjoy this game against some team from Oklahoma in the 100F degree early September heat"


BTW, Texas has away games at these mighty football powers:
Maryland
K-state
Texas Tech
Kansas (Day afterThanksgiving... BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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More Aggie drivel. Its Texas football. You know, and everyone knows that Texas football is and always will be just fine and is KING. It doesnt ****ing matter what conference Texas is in. With you guys clearly it does. Herman will have Texas winning again in short order, and ultimately NOTHING else matters. Another bookmark.

Texasteasipper said:

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Cynical_Texan said:

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Texan1976 said:

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Oh noes, a rival doesn't like us.

At least that rival and 3 other teams aren't leaving the SEC because of us.... hmmm

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Lol. I love this propaganda line.

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Is it propaganda if it's true... lol

And coming from the Queen's of propaganda... how's lying to recruits panning out?

Cynical_Texan said:

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Texasteasipper said:

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Cynical_Texan said:

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Texan1976 said:

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Oh noes, a rival doesn't like us.

At least that rival and 3 other teams aren't leaving the SEC because of us.... hmmm

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Lol. I love this propaganda line.

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Is it propaganda if it's true... lol

And coming from the Queen's of propaganda... how's lying to recruits panning out?

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What lying? Care to post proof? And to attempt to make a post without a crying winkyface?

Texasteasipper said:

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91_Aggie said:

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When you have one home game that has a "national name" (USC), and the rest are:
Baylor
West Virginia
Iowa State
Tulsa
TCU

you are going to have to do something to keep those stands halfway filled.

And this is a Father's Day special:
"Hey, our proud Longhorn Dad... guess what we, your kids, bought you for Father's day... Tickets to the Tulsa Game on September 8th. Yep, we think that much of you. You'll enjoy this game against some team from Oklahoma in the 100F degree early September heat"


BTW, Texas has away games at these mighty football powers:
Maryland
K-state
Texas Tech
Kansas (Day afterThanksgiving... BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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More Aggie drivel. Its Texas football. You know, and everyone knows that Texas football is and always will be just fine and is KING. It doesnt ****ing matter what conference Texas is in. With you guys clearly it does. Herman will have Texas winning again in short order, and ultimately NOTHING else matters. Another bookmark.

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If Texas football is always fine why have you sucked ass since 2009? That's almost a decade of terrible football. You guys also said Charlie Strong was about to turn it around. Do it. Then talk.

Yes... in Texas (the state) football is king.
But when your student body is mostly filled with queens...

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I'll make you any bet you want that The University of Texas ends the season with a better record than ****. I'd bet you on a head to head game, but in the unlikely event **** makes a bowl game and has the opportunity to play their daddy they would just run away and hide behind the sec skirts like they did the last two times.

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Tissue?
Tampon?
Anal salve?

Texan1976 said:

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Look what the elderly sip had his caregiver post....
Laughed his dentures out.

Flexbone said:

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If Texas football is "king" why haven't they dominated heir own league since the 70's? Why have they sucked for a decade? Why are they forced to hire mid major coaches? Why are their facilities woefully out of date in an era when that's a huge deal? Why cant they sell out games? Why can't they keep up in recruiting?

Times have changed. You're clearly stuck in an era that's LONG gone.

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No. You are stuck on the idea of your points having any sort of relevance to the constant over 100 years as if its all over now. Do you think Texas won't win big again? The facilities won't be upgraded? This nonsense of attendance, what? Mid major coach point is laughable when he gets Texas to the playoffs. As if a big time coaxh has never came from a step down before lol??? Thats how it usually works for ****s sake. Recruiting? Texas just got the #3 class and will be top 10 again and has a 92-3 avg rating on 247 currently wtf are you talking about?? Replacing 3 of your greatest coaches of all time at the same time is not some plug n play easy bake process. You are simply delusional.

Texasteasipper said:

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Flexbone said:

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If Texas football is "king" why haven't they dominated heir own league since the 70's? Why have they sucked for a decade? Why are they forced to hire mid major coaches? Why are their facilities woefully out of date in an era when that's a huge deal? Why cant they sell out games? Why can't they keep up in recruiting?

Times have changed. You're clearly stuck in an era that's LONG gone.

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to the constant over 100 years as if its all over now.

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It's all over now.

Back to the issue at hand. It's BOGO time, but by all means, let's expand DKR.

Flexbone said:

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Texasteasipper said:

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Flexbone said:

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If Texas football is "king" why haven't they dominated heir own league since the 70's? Why have they sucked for a decade? Why are they forced to hire mid major coaches? Why are their facilities woefully out of date in an era when that's a huge deal? Why cant they sell out games? Why can't they keep up in recruiting?

Times have changed. You're clearly stuck in an era that's LONG gone.

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No. You are stuck on the idea of your points having any sort of relevance to the constant over 100 years as if its all over now. Do you think Texas won't win big again? The facilities won't be upgraded? This nonsense of attendance, what? Mid major coach point is laughable when he gets Texas to the playoffs. As if a big time coaxh has never came from a step down before lol??? Thats how it usually works for ****s sake. Recruiting? Texas just got the #3 class and will be top 10 again and has a 92-3 avg rating on 247 currently wtf are you talking about?? Replacing 3 of your greatest coaches of all time at the same time is not some plug n play easy bake process. You are simply delusional.

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That #3 class doesn't have the talent where it's needed to win big. And Texas is getting destroyed in state, and can't recruit in the trenches AGAIN. Texas' "average" is only going to go down as they add players.
By your logic, Army, Yale, Princeton, and Minnesota will be back on top any day now. Times change. And Texas is absolutely NOT a "100 year constant." They haven't been the best program in their own conference in FOUR DECADES. If you refuse to realize the playing field has changed dramatically, that's your problem. Your current coach isn't getting Texas anywhere near those goals, by the way.

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Complete hor***** Texas did just fine in the trenches with their #3 class and will be again this year (its fricking June). That 2018 class was LOADED from top to bottom. You are an idiot to continue to say otherwise. This 7 on 7 recruiting class propaganda is hilarious and outdated. In 18, Texas got 3 of the top 20 OT's in the country, the #4 Juco OT and grad transfer OT Anderson last year. They got a top 10 DT and #27 DT in Koburn and Ojomo and a top 10 DE in Ossai. The 2018 class is SALTY no matter how you try and slice it. Enough with the nonsense.

inconvenient truth said:

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Texasteasipper said:

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Flexbone said:

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If Texas football is "king" why haven't they dominated heir own league since the 70's? Why have they sucked for a decade? Why are they forced to hire mid major coaches? Why are their facilities woefully out of date in an era when that's a huge deal? Why cant they sell out games? Why can't they keep up in recruiting?

Times have changed. You're clearly stuck in an era that's LONG gone.

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The facilities won't be upgraded?

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How much effort did it take to get a simple tennis facility built? How's that basketball arena coming along? How bout that ****hole of a turf baseball field?

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Texas just got a new AD and the South End Zone bids are already out. Delusional to think the Facilities are not about to all be comoletely updated. But keep up the narrative.