RAB87 said:
What string of goofballs. Old Freak Nasty, Applewhite and the chubby trainer, DeLoss and his sliver of East Texas, Vintz and Weedhead Ricky, Patterson and the jet pack dude, and now Herman the Titty Twister. What a clownshow.
Texan1976 said:RAB87 said:
What string of goofballs. Old Freak Nasty, Applewhite and the chubby trainer, DeLoss and his sliver of East Texas, Vintz and Weedhead Ricky, Patterson and the jet pack dude, and now Herman the Titty Twister. What a clownshow.
We can't all have angels like Johnny Manziel, Tate Pittman, Thomas Johnson, Isaiah Golden, Darian Claiborne, Terrence Kiel, Johnny Jolly, Kevin Stumbling, or RC Slocum banging his secretary.
**** it. Just give them away with the firecrackers. Same ****ing crowd anyway.stick93 said:
They're running a special: Buy 2 and get 2 for the same price. Their marketing people need to spend some time at a firework stand over the next couple of weeks to figure out how to get people to attend the **** show.
stick93 said:
They're running a special: Buy 2 and get 2 for the same price. Their marketing people need to spend some time at a firework stand over the next couple of weeks to figure out how to get people to attend the **** show.
Texan1976 said:RAB87 said:
What string of goofballs. Old Freak Nasty, Applewhite and the chubby trainer, DeLoss and his sliver of East Texas, Vintz and Weedhead Ricky, Patterson and the jet pack dude, and now Herman the Titty Twister. What a clownshow.
We can't all have angels like Johnny Manziel, Tate Pittman, Thomas Johnson, Isaiah Golden, Darian Claiborne, Terrence Kiel, Johnny Jolly, Kevin Stumbling, or RC Slocum banging his secretary.
NMAS said:
I'll make you any bet you want that The University of Texas ends the season with a better record than ****. I'd bet you on a head to head game, but in the unlikely event **** makes a bowl game and has the opportunity to play their daddy they would just run away and hide behind the sec skirts like they did the last two times.
Texasteasipper said:
LOL look at texags go!
Canyon99 said:
Did that tough as **** sledge hammer wielding dick weed bleach his hair?
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Herman is a boss.
txjortsagent said:NMAS said:
I'll make you any bet you want that The University of Texas ends the season with a better record than ****. I'd bet you on a head to head game, but in the unlikely event **** makes a bowl game and has the opportunity to play their daddy they would just run away and hide behind the sec skirts like they did the last two times.
That's not how this works, Mensa. I realize you don't understand SEC agreements with their teams on bowl selection, so run back off to the Shag (RIP) and beat off to what you see there.
Do you really want to try and run bowl game smack? Hell sip has avoided playing daddy by avoiding bowl season all together multiple times in recent years. If sip has such a hard on for playing daddy, they should win more games (like Kansas...iowa state... Maryland... etc) to qualify for a bowl game on daddy's level. We prefer to play against competition that is on our level, we don't try and schedule games only when it's to our own advantage, unlike some programs that we are all familiar with.NMAS said:
I'll make you any bet you want that The University of Texas ends the season with a better record than ****. I'd bet you on a head to head game, but in the unlikely event **** makes a bowl game and has the opportunity to play their daddy they would just run away and hide behind the sec skirts like they did the last two times.