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Shaggy's new ownership

In 2009 I entered a business agreement with some people that didn't go exactly as planned and ended up getting in a lawsuit over the ownership of shaggy.

Apparently if you spend $500k+, your lawyer is on a first name basis with the judge, and you have no qualms about repeatedly lying on the stand you can win ownership of something you don't really need.

Basically it came down to spite. Kevin Morgan , a guy worth tens of millions of dollars decided he needed to get back at me, due to his investment in our company that went sideways. Sometime in the next week he's going to send someone by to pick up the servers.

A friend of mine is going to set up a new site. I won't own it, but I will help him moderate it.

As with all things shaggy, we're in it for the lulz, and the case had a few.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch.

Randolph Duke is going to be PISSED!

Apparently Land Thieves is going down too because of this

The gift that just keeps on giving

What a cesspool of pure scum. This will definitely cause a disturbance in the universe, much like the shuddering and rocking back and forth one experiences while evacuating a particularly enormous load of constipated pork and peanut eaten crap boulders.

Not. a. clown. show.

Doink the Clown said:

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Randolph Duke is going to be PISSED!

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no kidding, wonder where he'll post his rambling drivel now.

hahahahahh = dude is getting sued into oblivion by the owner of Eskimo Huts

I'm so glad Looch is legit. I would be so bored without texags.

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Some lulz during the trial as well:

******bag haaavard lawyer: did you ever claim to know the value of shaggy?
me: no
dhl: are you sure?
me: yeah
dhl: you never said it was worth $350k
me: no

asks the judge to approach me and he walks up and shows me a printout from the reddit AMA which featured $#@!but among other things.

points to a question saying:
How much is shaggy worth in your estimate (answer in US dollars please)?

my answer on reddit:

Spoiler!
about tree fidy



I start laughing,
me: uh, that's a joke answer, see, there's this TV show called south park......
dhl: nevermind, no question your honor
judge: Mr. Blacklab that's enough
me: and there's this character called the loch ness monster...
judge: Mr. blacklab
me: and he's always asking for tree fidy....
judge: MR. BLACKLAB that's enough
me: ok

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Ha ha, and screw them for banning me three times .

Ha ha
The shag is just a microcosm of their athletic dept.

Tree fidy..... this made my morning!

It's funny to see internet culture try to explain itself in the court of law.

"It was about this time that I realized that my defense lawyer was a 16 foot tall monster from the Paleozoical Era"

Shaggy was negged into Bolivian by this guy...

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Somewhere a a.g.g.y is clapping......

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Well, not really clapping per se.

Randolph Duke talking about deleting all of his posts. All that work just deleted just because of a new owner. What a dumb *******.

I don't know the details of this but Blacklab comes off as a typical sip making excuses about losing and then begging for money.

AgStuckinLBK said:

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Randolph Duke talking about deleting all of his posts. All that work just deleted just because of a new owner.

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Because he's too busy being a Harvard trained lawyer getting paid $500k to take down a ****ty website full of ****ty people

Dang, lol, that is a bummer for the sips.

Since 1883, it has been one of our jobs as Aggies to watch over our little brother sips and protect them. Sure, we pick on them -- that is our birthright because we are their older brother. But we always have protected them from others, in wartime and in peacetime.

If blacklab or some of his sip posters had given us aggssysieses a couple of month's notice that a bully was picking on them, we would have stepped in and protected them. It's what we do.

But now it is too late.

Has to be especially devastating for randy duke...his life's work: the several thousand hours he spent researching and making 900-word posts about Daddy A&M...poof, soon it will be all gone.

Such a shame. Poor missy and huisache.

What if Kevin Morgan is really Randolph Duke?

Shaggy

Randolph Duke

Land Thieves

Maybe Signature Derivatives Group could step in and somehow help the shag during its hour if need?

This is like watching a bus full of Antifa asswipes roll off a cliff.

......somebody porn-bombed the thread. Why not go out in a blaze of glory.....