He's already used this schtick in the past. I guess he's circling back because he's running out of lies.

To:Charles Satterfield
From:Charles Satterfield
Subject: Dumb Ag gys

Hey Charles,

Did you hear about the stupid ag gy we accidently interviewed?? He was so dumb! Because he was an ag gy! We should never interview any aggsies again. So Dumb.

Talk to you later,

Charles

MooreTrucker said:

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So are his "junior partners" those little green army men or some action figures he has on shelves in his "office"?

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Here's actual video evidence of Charles managing his Jr Partners

schwack schwack said:

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Isn't this some sort of discrimination?

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Imaginary rules for imaginary firms probably don't violate any laws.

What a sad life

And he is reading this thread

So sad

Randolph Duke and Santino have one thing in common...zero credibility!

wyoag93 said:

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Randolph Duke and Santino have one thing in common...zero credibility!

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I thought you were going to say tiny peens.

What a pathetic spin he puts on things. Somehow a&m allowed him to be a racist but Aggies are the ones that outed him. Also, IIRC, hasn't he himself put out some questionable posts in the past regarding race?

BVAg85 said:

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What a pathetic spin he puts on things. Somehow a&m allowed him to be a racist but Aggies are the ones that outed him. Also, IIRC, hasn't he himself put out some questionable posts in the past regarding race?

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His handle is based on a racist character in Trading Places. Dude's self-awareness is nil.

Thank you to all of the horn fans watching our game tonight.

MooreTrucker said:

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BVAg85 said:

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What a pathetic spin he puts on things. Somehow a&m allowed him to be a racist but Aggies are the ones that outed him. Also, IIRC, hasn't he himself put out some questionable posts in the past regarding race?

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His handle is based on a racist character in Trading Places. Dude's self-awareness is nil.

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Mental illness tends to do this.

Let's re-examine this Randy Duke tirade from a while back on the Shag:

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My original assertion stands. TAMU can continue to be the most racist institution in Texas, as it has been for over a century. I honestly believe nothing in my lifetime will ever convince racist ****s such as Rick Perry not to revel in rural retreats named "****** Rock." Such embarrassing facts are part of past, present, and future **** culture. I have no idea what a black **** thinks of Rick Perry, as governor, explaining his "****** Rock" hunting camp. Maybe you can explain to us how "****** Rock" is a part of **** culture. Explain to us, what does the "******" in "****** Rock" mean? Is it respect? Please, explain.

What about you, tbirdspur,...Did "uber ****" Rick ever invite you to an **** combine out at ****** Rock?

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By the numbers

Six: the number of times Randy used the n-word in that post.

Thirty-six: the number of asterisks used to censor Randy's use of the n-word on TexAgs.

Zero: the number of times the n-word was censored in the original post on the shag.

Zero: the number of people with functioning brains who believe Randy really is an outraged SJW and not a racist looking for an excuse to say the n-word over and over to a black person behind the safety of an anonymous (lol!) internet user name.

PJYoung said:

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When did he stop drinking?

Is it good to mix alcohol with depression medicine ?

That sounds like Randolph has come to his senses long enough to figure out that coach Hermensa is a bigger whackadoodle than he is.