Found a 16th century British genealogical document proving no Rev has ever been an actual dog.wbt5845 said:
Can't wait to see this guy's take on Rev VIII's funeral.
"I searched through vet records from the 1930s (only took me about 140 hours) to find the lineage of the first 'Reveille', and discovered that the dog that the fake army corps members took back to campus actually belonged to Fauntleroy J. Sippington IV, a distinguished alumnus from THE University of Texas. While the stupid agyggys thought the dog was a mutt, he was actually bred from a champion lineage dating back to monarchy of Louis IX. So, dumb agygggys' beloved mascot is actually a branch of THE University. Further, he wasn't found, he was stolen.* I have notified the Navasota police, the Grimes County Sheriff's Department and DA, Texas DPS, the Texas Rangers, the FBI and Interpol, demanding that they bring justice to the heirs of those fake army frauds, as well as the current and former regents of the branch college that is Texas A&M. If no action is taken, I will be put the DA, Mayor, County Commissioner, Governor and the US Representative on notice that disbarment proceedings and several lawsuits seeking injunctive relief, declaratory judgment and a fraud lawsuit claiming damages with interest accumulating from 1930 will be filed. Their careers as they know it are over and this fake and fraudulent tradition will be exposed. I really don't care about any of this, but I made a bet with a guy from Michigan once.88jrt06 said:Found a 16th century British genealogical document proving no Rev has ever been an actual dog.wbt5845 said:
Can't wait to see this guy's take on Rev VIII's funeral.
Claims it was always a tiny CT in a dogsuit. Busted.
Afraid he's got us this time, boys....
"With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket-weavers who sit and smile and wiggle their thumbs & toes."
Oops, you took it too far. No way that numbnuts has a clue what those words mean, much less proper usage.HtownAg92 said:
notice that disbarment proceedings and several lawsuits seeking injunctive relief, declaratory judgment and a fraud lawsuit claiming damages with interest accumulating from 1930 will be filed. Their careers as they know it are over and this fake and fraudulent tradition will be exposed. I really don't care about any of this, but I made a bet with a guy from Michigan once.
*The rumors (and arrest and conviction records) claiming that the dog was fleeing Sippington due to various and repeated acts of bestiality are unfounded and will be addressed through separate lawsuits against those responsible."
HtownAg92 said:"I searched through vet records from the 1930s (only took me about 140 hours) to find the lineage of the first 'Reveille', and discovered that the dog that the fake army corps members took back to campus actually belonged to Fauntleroy J. Sippington IV, a distinguished alumnus from THE University of Texas. While the stupid agyggys thought the dog was a mutt, he was actually bred from a champion lineage dating back to monarchy of Louis IX. So, dumb agygggys' beloved mascot is actually a branch of THE University. Further, he wasn't found, he was stolen.* I have notified the Navasota police, the Grimes County Sheriff's Department and DA, Texas DPS, the Texas Rangers, the FBI and Interpol, demanding that they bring justice to the heirs of those fake army frauds, as well as the current and former regents of the branch college that is Texas A&M. If no action is taken, I will be put the DA, Mayor, County Commissioner, Governor and the US Representative on notice that disbarment proceedings and several lawsuits seeking injunctive relief, declaratory judgment and a fraud lawsuit claiming damages with interest accumulating from 1930 will be filed. Their careers as they know it are over and this fake and fraudulent tradition will be exposed. I really don't care about any of this, but I made a bet with a guy from Michigan once.88jrt06 said:Found a 16th century British genealogical document proving no Rev has ever been an actual dog.wbt5845 said:
Can't wait to see this guy's take on Rev VIII's funeral.
Claims it was always a tiny CT in a dogsuit. Busted.
Afraid he's got us this time, boys....
"With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket-weavers who sit and smile and wiggle their thumbs & toes."
*The rumors (and arrest and conviction records) claiming that the dog was fleeing Sippington due to various and repeated acts of bestiality are unfounded and will be addressed through separate lawsuits against those responsible."
realestateguru said:
Looks like Satterfield is at it again.
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