He can't "set the record straight" because the record is already straight and all the evidence is already there. Anything Dodds could come up with is just more lies on top of the lies he's already told.
WOW, that is hilarious! Made my day!AlaskanAg99 said:
I Demand the TRUTH Mr Dodders!
Son, we live in a world that has football programs, and those programs have to be run by men. Who's gonna do it? You? You Randolph Duke? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Bevo. You wave dildos and you curse Belmont. YOU have that luxury as an Internet troll.
The truth is this campus has become weak, just like our football team. So weak our mascot died of embarrassment. This Bevo's death, while tragic, probably made good BBQ. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, serves this school.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about on Shag, you want me on that dildo. We use words like LHN, Vince, Colt, revenue. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending our program. You use them as the punchline they are. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps and types on the Shag without revealing who he is, and then question the manner in which I got things done. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your dildo waving way, Otherwise, I suggest you drop those 4 dildos you have keistered, and come into the light. EITHER way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.
All these programs need to understand its Texas first and the rest better fall in line. Look out for #1. You can't handle the truth that I totally ****ed us, and the conference over. You're gotdamn right I ordered the CODE RED on the Big 12!
AlaskanAg99 said:
I Demand the TRUTH Mr Dodders!
Son, we live in a world that has football programs, and those programs have to be run by men. Who's gonna do it? You? You Randolph Duke? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Bevo. You wave dildos and you curse Belmont. YOU have that luxury as an Internet troll.
The truth is this campus has become weak, just like our football team. So weak our mascot died of embarrassment. This Bevo's death, while tragic, probably made good BBQ. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, serves this school.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about on Shag, you want me on that dildo. We use words like LHN, Vince, Colt, revenue. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending our program. You use them as the punchline they are. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps and types on the Shag without revealing who he is, and then question the manner in which I got things done. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your dildo waving way, Otherwise, I suggest you drop those 4 dildos you have keistered, and come into the light. EITHER way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.
All these programs need to understand its Texas first and the rest better fall in line. Look out for #1. You can't handle the truth that I totally ****ed us, and the conference over. You're gotdamn right I ordered the CODE RED on the Big 12!
Hawg you must not have had your coffee today. Hood was making fun of Randi and the Big12.aggiehawg said:
No, he's talking about Jackie Sherrill in the 80s. That we should have received the death penalty along with SMU.
Hope everything is OK.aggiehawg said:
Sorry, distracted today.
Exactly. We DESERVE to know the full truth before Dodds gets his road. Tell us about Winfred Tubbs and the rest.dermdoc said:
I have sip friends like Randy. They conveniently forget the DMN articles where sip players admitted getting paid. Or when the sip players got paid with OUR TAX DOLLARS and did not show up for work at the Capitol. Just like the Warren Gilbert thing but at least that was not taxpayer money. And of course, it all "disappeared" because of Charles Allen Wright.
But those days are gone.
You were Texas
Yup...one of those players was Doug English, a big time sip DT from long ago. He admitted the entire thing during an interview while he was playing w/ the Detroit Lions.dermdoc said:
I have sip friends like Randy. They conveniently forget the DMN articles where sip players admitted getting paid. Or when the sip players got paid with OUR TAX DOLLARS and did not show up for work at the Capitol. Just like the Warren Gilbert thing but at least that was not taxpayer money. And of course, it all "disappeared" because of Charles Allen Wright.
But those days are gone.
You were Texas
CDUB98 said:
How many different ways can he say the exact same thing?
The Dallas Morning Newsdermdoc said:
I have sip friends like Randy. They conveniently forget the DMN articles where sip players admitted getting paid. Or when the sip players got paid with OUR TAX DOLLARS and did not show up for work at the Capitol. Just like the Warren Gilbert thing but at least that was not taxpayer money. And of course, it all "disappeared" because of Charles Allen Wright.
But those days are gone.
You were Texas
oh you did it now. Randy is going to file a 150 page brief on the aggsieiess that have threatened to kill him. He'll own Texags by the end of the week.aggiejim70 said:
Army, I've been reading this thread for months along with the rest of you. It came to me in a vision this morning.
This man does not need an education, our pity or our understanding. What the SOB needs is an Old Army ass kicking from Orange to El Paso followed by one from Dumas to Brownsville. Now insert your favorite old man's rant.
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Former Texas quarterback Chris Simms says he took "$100 handshakes" from boosters for signing autographs while playing at the school.
Simms, the son of former New York Giants quarterback Phil Simms, played for Texas from 1999-2002 and was an All-Big 12 selection in his final two seasons.
He said on CBS Sports Radio that, despite being the son of an NFL quarterback, he received extra funds regularly. He says that other players did as well.
"They didn't pay me, but there may have been cash going around to some other players," Simms said. "I'm not going to deny that. I may have gotten a few $100 handshakes every now and then to sign some autographs for alumni.
"I don't care how rich your upbringing was. Yes, I grew up with a silver spoon, but if you give me a few extra $100 as a college kid, that's great."
Simms, 34, was selected in the third round of the 2003 NFL draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and spent parts of five seasons in the NFL. He last played for the Denver Broncos in 2009.
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And since the ags are claiming to have an endowment larger than the endowments claimed by UT, Rice and every other school (both public and private) in the state of Texas combined, I hope the legislature takes note and levels out the playing field a bit by taking $100 million or so from ****'s appropriation for each of the next two years and splitting it between U of H and Tech.
After all, if the ags are wealthier than every other college and university in the state combined, that would only be fair.
UT Austin, being a humble school of modest means, will somehow make do.
The UT regents were charged with serving the interests of the people of Texas and have created a system with a number of high quality universities as well as a number of world renowned medical institutions, including M.D. Anderson and UT Southwestern.
****, on the other hand, takes its opulent wealth and squanders it on only one campus, in College Station and lets the other elements of their system wallow in squalor. The **** "medical college" is a $#@!ing joke (would YOU leave MD Anderson for cancer treatment at TAMU Medical Center in College Station?).
Obviously, the time has come to reallocate the stunning wealth of the Texas A&M System, and have TAMU spread $3 billion to each Tech and U of H, so ****, UT Austin, Tech and U of H will all have equal endowments. The legislature should effect this change by reducing ****'s budget allocations and sending the money to Tech and U of H until things have equaled out.
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If **** is such a wealthy school, why are they allowing every other element of their university system to be such worthless piece of $#@! institutions and why are they asking the legislature for increased budget appropriations?
The answer to why they desperately need additional budget appropriations is simple - the cowards at TAMU are lying about their endowment.
The answer to why every every other element of the **** system is a worthless piece of $#@! institution is also simple - they are all run by ****s.
Somebody should post some of those, too, so we can help laugh and point.ghollow said:
Y'all quit picking on Randy. He is a great source of entertainment for me. I particularly like it when other shags tell him to shut up.