Didn't read a ****ing word.

I can only assume you started writing this after your last conference win, and just finished.

Oh **** it's the "War and Peace" of whining sip excuses, misinformation, and delusion.

...and add me to the "didn't read" column.

Their real rival that last two decades were OU.

Fightin' Texas Aggie Class of 2002

If I ever submit a whiny, obsessed 2000 word post on another school's message board, I hope someone has the decency to put an ice pick in my ear.

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Lemme guess. You're either a TSU Bobcat or a pu55y from San Antonio. Maybe both.

Tittiefffuuuuccckkkiiinnnggg Christ this is pathetic. I mean. Seriously? You can't be serious. How long did it take you to write that *****

The current standings:

Did not read: 19

Inferred they browsed or read part of it: 6

Inferred they read the whole thing: 2

[This message has been edited by Lance Uppercut (edited 9/29/2011 12:17p).]

Good. Grief. Somebody please give the OP a swift kick in the ass and put him in timeout.

In summary, something, something, We're Texas, something, something, all time scoreboad...

We're leaving for the same reason that every other conference that you've BEGGED to get into lately has slammed the door in your face - you're selfish beyond belief and have an amazing sense of entitlement for a school that has the same number of national championships since the 1970's as the University of Colorado does.

No other conference/school except the puppet regime Big XII will tolerate your unequal sharing and TV network BS. Did the ACC door-slam and the PAC-12 double slammy not teach you that? If not, how the hell do you spin those rejections in your fevered, retarded burnt orange heads??

Not sure what is so hard to understand about this, nor how anyone could look at this as "A&M fleeing Texas" when other conferences are telling you to get lost as well.

Dude. Do you understand we already left? That's what Monday of this week was all about. You get that don't you? We can't "pull back from the abyss". The divorce papers are signed and we already stood in front of the judge and said "yes" to the prettier girl. Next time you decide to sit at a computer, take your hands off the keyboard and wrap them back around your tiny little peen do what you normally do in your spare time. You will be done much faster and achieve the same outcome.

We left for more money, more prestige, more opportunity, etc.

Let it go horns. It really isn't always about you. Pretty soon you will figure that out.

the OP has to be loco's nom de plume, the butthurtedness is on the same level

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Read the first few lines and fell asleep on my keyboard ....

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I can only assume you started writing this after your last conference win, and just finished.

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Does anyone know if an entire fanbase has died of butthurt before? Because I'm not sure the tsips are going to make it.

You have displayed the largest amount of insecurity, butthurt, jealousy, a superiority complex, and arrogance in your post, OP. You teasips truly are a wonder when you do that.

I tried to read it, but all I saw was "blah blah blah, al Q'lanni butthurt"

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You both are the second public universities in your states.

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...and the first would be?

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Think of this letter as a last ditch intervention, providing you what lawyers call a “last clear chance” to avoid the potential train wreck of joining the SEC.

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Guaranteed way to keep me from reading further.

I glanced, geez, Look dude let me educate you, it's rally not so complex.

We basically decided we wanted to be part of a conference of co equals and hang with a functional family that is some what in line with our core values and has a similar passsion.

Ultimately it was not about money or running from tu. You see we left THE BIG 12 because it is a dysfunctional conference where one member in particular thinks it's all about them.

Bottom line we did not run from tu. WE WENT TO A BETTER CONFERENCE IN EVERY WAY!

words, too many of them

and, we're already there, man. What an odd day to post this..

Read part of it, sounded like typical arrogant sip, so I quit reading. Was not as arrogant as the sip on hornfans that said they kicked us out, but still arrogant.

btw, comparing us leaving to the confedrate states leaving the union would only be a valid comparison if they become part of a more powerful nation than the US at that time.

If only he will follow through and make this his "LAST" letter to us.

t.u arrogance is like corruption in Mexico, to the bone. In that 1200 word diatribe, not once does he mention anything about an uneven playing field. Or how t.u. has brought this about. He does have it right when he did state that we are leaving because of them. Then he starts to spew the same crap we have been reading on these boards by them for the past month. I swear, they must have a script.

I got to paragraph 4 before your delusion about academics and us "slumming" made me mash my face into the keyboard.

I stopped reading at "to avoid the potential train wreck of joining the SEC."

If sips or tu administration really thought us going to the SEC would be a train wreck for us, then that potential move last summer would not have kept them from the Pac-10. The only one A&M going to the SEC potentially causes a train wreck for is tu and Baylor. Look at the company you're in now sips.

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...[A&M's] alumni mass also appears to have concluded that your University cannot compete academically with UT...

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...SEC...[is] composed largely of academically-undistinguished public universities ...

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You're a ****ing idiot!

again, we are moving out and into the Playboy mansion, and our sea-hag ex (tu) is screaming from the front porch with a cigarette in her hand "well, you'll NEVER have it as good as you had it with me!"

At least this guy didn't spend his whole vacation planning and filming a texags video about Blue Moon and orange slices.

For those who didn't read: I made it to paragraph 5.

He states that we are like the South (pre-civil war) and apparently Texas is the North. And we're seceding I'm assuming because Abraham Lincoln (DeLoss Dodds) wants to change our way of life. Also, they're better than us in everything. Everything being "football performance" and "academics."

In reality, I'd like to think that we're more like East Berliners trying to get to West Berlin because the Big 12 (Communism) is a drain on our society and the SEC (Capitalism) offers the opportunity for more money and freedom...but that's for the History board.