and it's not "desperate"

it is ......


http://youtube.com/watch?v=IS2sfRAaroo

just sayin'

Gross. I'm a beer guy too and I'll be feeling your pain in the morning. It is whiskey Wednesday afterall.

Captain Obvious pilots the U.S.S. No Sh*t safely into harbor.

Hey! I'm still in Texas!! I'll cripple you for this... oh, right. Well, I'll think of sumpin.

Gotta be in Galveston Friday damn it. No puedo dormir! Esta es no bueno. Yo quiero eso ahora damnit! Tengo nada.

I can't figure out when you sleep BI.

Sleep, unlike drinking, is highly overrated.

I was once up for five days... substance free insomnia. No kidding. Don't try that at home, though.

P.S. That's why I laugh at rookies who think they can challenge me to a drinking contest. I always make it for money, if they persist after I laugh at them.. you can't outdrink somebody who can take a handful of tranqs, drink a fifth and then stay up for two days.



[This message has been edited by 13 0 Branding Iron (edited 7/3/2008 4:37a).]

Impressive.

I'd love to see the Vegas line of you and me in a beer only contest. You might be a slight favorite.

I used to love Spaten Lager and I still crave Heineken and Tsing Tao from time to time, but as far as alcohol consumption beer drinking to me might as well be a hot dog eating contest.

Oddly, I like the taste of the Heineken keg cans better than the bottles, followed closely by Tsing Tao bottles and then the Heineken pony keg. I used to like Bass and ESB but don't even like the taste now. Three or four and I have to switch to booze because it's too filling. 3+ pulled a beer out of the fridge in the suite last weekend, took a swig and looked like he bit into something rotten, saying "that sucks" or something. I feel like that sometimes too. At that OU game I brought a fifth of jack, a fifth of crown, a litre of CSR and twelve Heinekens. We drank two fifths and only four or five beers.. and I think your wife drank one of those.

Actually I don't know who that was. It might have just been some squaw that was following you around.

That squaw was, in fact, mine.

It should also be noted that I love holiday weekends in the summer.

wow....you guys roll HARD...when do you all sleep?

I was going to catch a nap on the boat over to Mexico... WTF have you been?

a sleep.

you ready to hit the road?

It's kind of late now... We shoulda taken care of business and I should have been fully loaded with Maria sitting on my lap last night by 12:30. I gotta be in Galveston in 23 hours. Damnit all no tengo nada and I don't even have tranqs. I'm out.

No tegno nada aquis cualquiera

I'm marking this thread. BI actually said he's done.

Any mice left in J town?

Population is considerably thinned.

Looking forward to kicking it at Caddo this weekend.

What's your plans?

I didn't say "I'm done", I said "I'm out"... as in out of most of the crap I need to make my two bad shoulders, shredded achilles tendon, messed up back and destroyed ankle feel normal. All I have is relafin... I finished evrything else last night when I suggested we head to Mexico....

Everything's legal in Mexico; it's the American way!

Lake Travis
Lake Travis
Lake Travis
Lake Travis


staying away from the Benson party and the soon to be ex wife party.

and any and all teen aged women.

[This message has been edited by morethanthreeyards (edited 7/3/2008 9:03a).]

Solid.

I would have headed south but I've got family chit to do.

BI - I am going to have to try this internet sent pharmaceuticals out of Canada deal (or Haiti, or Thai Land, or where ever) - this 30 weak ass pills at a time ship sailed LONG ago.

Canada is probably okay but if you do carribean etc. a lot of that crap is bogus. I know a place but it is a hassle to deal with, takes at least a month and you usually have to go back and forth about what you got and didn't get. Our buddy said he knows about something new, I'm waiting for him to text/tell us or maybe we should just all go to Mexico the first chance we get. If we don't go by boat we all have to get our passports current. We all have legitimate need so that should be no problem.

Seriously though, I gotta do something. I only have 100 relafins. I took 3 this morning, two advils and five 80 aspirins and everything feels like crap. I couldn't possibly touch my 90 pound bar. I really need about 30-40mg of real stuff, a soma, and a tranq or two to feel normal enough to do a workout. Bench is a thing of the past as both of my shoulders are completely shot. The Doc told me never ever to do that or a military press again.

might be some good news in