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Absolutely Stunning Custom Home?

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histag10
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and one to make the photographers of the board cringe.
https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/fsba,fore,new,cmsn_lt/house,condo,apartment_duplex,mobile,townhouse_type/78128220_zpid/200000-_price/741-_mp/globalrelevanceex_sort/47.920023,-103.794709,46.394305,-105.552521_rect/8_zm/?

No, this is not a FSBO. The entire listing description: Well kept home with some hard wood flooring close to high school and junior high.This property has been updated and has both hot water heat an 3 outside AC units.



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I hope you didn't stop before picture 17. There's a ghost in it.
FincAg
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And #21
Bassmaster
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Good lord. Missed that one. I can't imagine the thought process that goes into these shots.
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schwack schwack said:



Look how much stuff you can put on the countertop!!!



The puppy pad is a nice touch
AgLiving06
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The tile in this runs throughout the house apparently:

http://www.har.com/5023-braesvalley-dr/sale_69013859
MAS444
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http://www.har.com/4315-alba-road/sale_53960441

This looks like it could be a really nice house in a great location, but the pics...? Also, that is a stand alone guest house in front of the main house.
The Fife
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They should fire their realtor as well as their designer. And whoever decided that a $1,200 refrigerator goes in a kitchen like that.
TXTransplant
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What appears to be stained concrete and tile in the kitchen and living areas but hardwood in the bathroom? Does not make sense to me.
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The multiple shots of the mud room really seals it for me.
94chem
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Quote:

The tile in this runs throughout the house apparently:
The neighbors from Christmas Vacation should live there.

Also, feel sorry for their agent (see her name).
dallasiteinsa02
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For when you want to see your food, but not the people you invited to dinner.

94chem
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Looks like a Podesta dinner party. Apple 'bouta get sacrificed.
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dallasiteinsa02 said:

For when you want to see your food, but not the people you invited to dinner.




histag10
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dallasiteinsa02 said:

For when you want to see your food, but not the people you invited to dinner.




Did they really round the corners of that picture? I'm pretty sure they were using instagram for that one
p_bubel
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Sweet access to the front door.

702 E Mistletoe
expresswrittenconsent
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Yeesh
FincAg
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So is that a ground level balcony? There doesn't seem to be a way onto the porch/balcony. Also? How did they get 3 exterior doors on 980 sqft?
expresswrittenconsent
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It looks like there is a door on the right side of the enclosed patio.
p_bubel
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Yeah, I have no idea what they're doing. If they had put in a sidewalk around the right to the new main door, then that would work. But this, good luck Mr Random Solicitor.
The Fife
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Good luck keeping that black and white tile on the front porch clean, or crack-free for that matter.
p_bubel
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308 Bristol

Winners podium?
expresswrittenconsent
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Man what a dump.

Amazing that so many of the homes on this thread are puro san antonio
p_bubel
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It's my job to look through 30 to 60 sales/listings a day. So, chances are most will probably be San Antonio related.

The nuttier stuff is usually in pretty crappy neighborhoods, not your typical TexAgs buyer inventory.
The Fife
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I'm going to guess it's something they built to put cat/dog food and water bowls on where the pets could look out the window.

And man things have changed, that place is $30K more than I paid for my first house in SA back in 04 in a decent middle-range neighborhood.
p_bubel
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It's about $20,000 to $30,000 over market value for the market area. But yeah, I think the average home price is around $220,000 in town these days. It ain't the dirt-cheap place it used to be.
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The pink butterflies (maybe ribbons) in the other bedroom totally makes this a sweet deal alongside the Pacman? themed room.. What in the actual **** is going on there
FincAg
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p_bubel said:



308 Bristol

Winners podium?

Is it snowing in the 11th photo?
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Is this VERY FIRST photo trying to appeal to the peeping tom demographic?

http://www.har.com/13806-dream-cove/sale_SABORTX-1283672
sanangeloAG
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Lubbock Dream Home

schwack schwack
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Quote:

" Each room is a unique experience where all your senses are simultaneously soothed and awakened."

No. Mine were simultaneously disturbed and bombarded.
p_bubel
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Great googly-moogly.
JaneDoe02
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It's gonna take a lot of primer to fix that.

At least the kitchen is mostly ok.
The Fife
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Is this where the Uncartoonist ended up?

Over 4,000 sq ft means this one's going to take a lot of paint to make right! If somebody's into the whole southwest/Mexican look they can probably pull it off but it's going to take some work and they'll probably end up high as **** from all the paint fumes. Maybe that's what happened to this place to begin with.
p_bubel
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WTF!?!

That microwave placement is spectacular...

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