***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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I was there tonight
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Just got home and turned on the slaughter.

Wow.

Just. Wow.
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Arlington, seamen and fighting espadas all at -46 run differential
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Angels pitcher Rodriguez came into this game with a 7+ ERA over 59 innings. In 17.1 innings against the Astros in 2026, he's surrendered 4 earned runs. The rest of the universe? 42 innings and 43 earned runs.

It's impossible to overstate how awful this team is… and the offense is better than the pitching.
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What a sad state of affairs
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Big Al 1992
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Hard to fire Dana when you nixed the one big trade deadline deal he was working on. But not hard to fire him now. Clean house.
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Guys we might not win the WS this year
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Marvin said:

If the fans don't boo this effort, they won't boo anything.

There are no fans left to boo.
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We are very mediocre… it is what it is. Our whole division is terrible.

Maybe we can ask that Walter LA owner guy for a loan? Lol
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regarding tonight's game...

once the clubhouse saw the lineup card...the players decided to take the night off
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W said:

regarding tonight's game...

once the clubhouse saw the lineup card deadline strategy...the players decided to take the night remainder of the season off

FIFY
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going forward...

the goal is for Yordan to hang onto the MVP

August has been rough on his counting numbers

only 1 HR and 6 RBI

just 6 walks in the past 12 games -- have opponents picked up on something?

i.e. he's not at 100% health right now
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Pathetic. "Aw shucks, we tried our best!"
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Marvin said:

CFTXAG10 said:

Late night Lamonte w/ 11 pitches and 2ER in 1 inning of relief


He can take King's place in the bullpen.




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Marvin said:

Angels pitcher Rodriguez came into this game with a 7+ ERA over 59 innings. In 17.1 innings against the Astros in 2026, he's surrendered 4 earned runs. The rest of the universe? 42 innings and 43 earned runs.

It's impossible to overstate how awful this team is… and the offense is better than the pitching.


It's the coaching. They have no no idea what they are doing.
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It never fails to make me laugh listening to 790 on the radio at how ill-timed some of the ads are

This morning it was a voiceover saying "the roof might be closed but the Astros window is always open"
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W said:

going forward...

the goal is for Yordan to hang onto the MVP

August has been rough on his counting numbers

only 1 HR and 6 RBI

just 6 walks in the past 12 games -- have opponents picked up on something?

i.e. he's not at 100% health right now


I think they've all decided to throw nothing inside the outer third. If count gets to 3-0, he'll watch bottom of the zone and then he'll chase outer third and you can strike him out.
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Me walking to work this morning after deciding to take the night off and not to watch or listen to a single inning of Astros baseball

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JYDog90 said:

W said:

going forward...

the goal is for Yordan to hang onto the MVP

August has been rough on his counting numbers

only 1 HR and 6 RBI

just 6 walks in the past 12 games -- have opponents picked up on something?

i.e. he's not at 100% health right now


I think they've all decided to throw nothing inside the outer third. If count gets to 3-0, he'll watch bottom of the zone and then he'll chase outer third and you can strike him out.


Any pitching staff that routinely puts it in the strike zone against our hitters is dumb. We have proven time and again that we will swing at anything. It is why even young pitchers with high ERAs and questionable command of their pitches can mystify our hitters.
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The only game of that debacle of a series the team won was when Espada got ejected early and Omar filled in as manager.

Coincidence?
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Astros Bingo Update: 8-21-26
Spreadsheet Link

Reasons to Smile


Reasons to Barf


The Cold Hard Astros Bingo Truth
To get to his Bingo square of a 3.50 ERA, Tatsuya Imai would need to finish the year by pitching 35 straight scoreless innings.

Astros' Flashback: August 21, 1966. Astros' pitcher Dave Giusti has the all-around performance of a lifetime, pitching a six-hit 11-0 shutout of the Reds and contributing 6 RBI with two bases-loaded doubles. Giusti improves to 13-10, on his way to becoming the Astros' first 15-game winner. The hitting isn't a fluke, he bats .230 in 1966 with 9 RBI and 6 doubles in 74 at-bats. Years later with Pittsburgh when he has moved to the bullpen, he'll bat .308 (4 for 13) in 1973 and .300 (3 for 10) in 1975. His 6 RBI for the Astros stands as a team record for 23 years until it's broken by my dad's favorite player, Rafael Ramirez, in 1989 in a 10-9 loss to the Cubs.


And now, a great way to start your day, no matter where your road leads you and no matter what kind of BS the Astros pull tonight, from today until the end of the year, here's yourself


MORNING CUP OF HOFA
I made it a double this morning. Figured you could use it if you watched the game last night.
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Hopefully the Astros can avoid getting swept by the As this weekend.

H2H the two teams are 3-3 this year and 16-16 over the last three seasons.

Kurtz is out of the lineup so maybe the home team can squeak out a win.
Big Al 1992
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34 games left. Magic number is 33.
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Go 33-1 to be safe?
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The D said:

I was there tonight

Thoughts and prayers.
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The D said:

I was there tonight

Any booing by the 4 people left in the stands?
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Wabs said:

The D said:

I was there tonight

Any booing by the 4 people left in the stands?


I told my wife I would've like to have been there just to boo.
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W said:

going forward...

the goal is for Yordan to hang onto the MVP

August has been rough on his counting numbers

only 1 HR and 6 RBI

just 6 walks in the past 12 games -- have opponents picked up on something?

i.e. he's not at 100% health right now


I don't think he wins a Triple Crown. I don't think he wins an MVP.

He's going to get pitched the rest of the way the same way he is now. Down and away/out. He can either walk or get himself out. At best he's muscling singles. He has no one in front of him to drive in a run and no one behind him to protect him even the slightest. If he does start to hit balls with any power teams will just go back to IBBs. It's already worked once.
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Watching how opponents are pitching to our batters weaknesses makes me wonder what does our advance scouting department actually do in preparing game plans on how our pitchers attack opponents? The Mariners and Angels were basically teeing off like they knew what was coming.
Or maybe our pitchers just suck.
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BCEDAg said:

Watching how opponents are pitching to our batters weaknesses makes me wonder what does our advance scouting department actually do in preparing game plans on how our pitchers attack opponents? The Mariners and Angels were basically teeing off like they knew what was coming.
Or maybe our pitchers just suck.


Porque no los dos
Marvin
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BCEDAg said:


……
Or maybe our pitchers just suck.


There it is!
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I'm going with that as well.
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